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@noelgl.bsky.social
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I once nutmegged Roberto Carlos. He wasn’t happy. I also went in goal for David Beckham to practice free kicks. He was very good.

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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The UK will rejoin the #EU and Dan Hannan saying we won’t, is one of the many reasons to believe it will happen quickly.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage failed to consider 5 dimwitted Brits making a few quid nicking farm diesel, in his alarmist presumptions on the #RAF #Fairford incident. The cops have bailed all 5, and made it clear #Farage is a complete numpty.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage failed to consider 5 dimwitted Brits making a few quid, in his alarmist presumptions on the #RAF #Fairford incident. The cops have bailed all 5, and made it clear #Farage is a complete numpty.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Someone from Reform & their shrill harridan who live as tax free exiles in Dubai have been entertained by the wife of a former minister of state of a country hostile to the UK and he failed to declare it to Parliament he's elected to sit in? You couldn’t make this up" via We loathe Reform UK Ltd
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will Trump bother to turn up at the #PresidentsCup with the USA 3 points behind going into the singles ?
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone in the RNLI… “Duly noted”
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Farage claimed he was the man fighting to save the pound from extinction before the #Brexit vote, but he’s now the man fighting to replace all currencies with crypto. I wonder why ??
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We are now going to see a rash of pointless micro nation referendums aren't we. This seasons flags on lampposts.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not surprised but I'm truly disgusted that this narrative of "dangerous fighting age men posing a threat to women and children" is genuinely doing the rounds on the media with almost no push back at all. This is 1930s level stuff.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If #Canada does get associate membership of the #EU does that mean King Charles will slip the shackles of #Brexit ?
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If #Canada can become an associate member of the #EU so can the #UK
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Overseas crypto bungs to #Reform will be about as popular with the electorate as brown Play-Doh
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those Crypto billionaires giving fractions of their wealth to #Reform might not feel so generous when they realise they will HAVE to live in the UK until after the election. The cops need to ensure that they do.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How many oysters and pints of black velvet does £36 million buy ? #Reform #cryptobung
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another police investigation into #Reform finances. Farage will use it as proof that the “establishment” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. The rest of us will use it as proof that the “the law” won’t let him do whatever he pleases. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations
The investigation, which follows a broadcast by Channel 4 News, is being folded into the inquiry that has been under way into other donations.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#blokesinburkhas
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Balaclava clad thugs prepared to attack the police, offering to support for your political party is not a good look. #SkyNews
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fascism on the streets of Dover
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The ‘British values’ brigade in action.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean this is just an open invitation to get photoshopped into ridicule.
Farage and French politician holding gigantic piece of paper
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#verbatim deserve huge credit for doing proper journalism, where other outlets fear to tread. www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1RjFe...
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Verbatim on Instagram: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch the full 35-minute investigation follow link in bi...
237K likes, 3,678 comments - verbatim_productions on September 3, 2026: "🚨 BREAKING: Nigel Farage & Reform exposed 🚨 We went undercover for a year to investigate illicit foreign donations. To watch t...
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Associate Professor of Divinity at #CambridgeUniversity and #Reform money man James Orr, has been caught in a #Ch4News corrupt political funding sting. His positions at both are now untenable. Will he spill the beans on other dodgy payments to save his skin ??
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just a reminder, Professor James Orr, Reform UK head of policy, teaches 'ethics' to undergraduates at Cambridge University youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guinness topped with Champagne and half a dozen oysters…Farage is such a man of the people. Plus the overseas funding of course. #Channel4News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This should have read, “…Farage complains to the BBC…” #BBCNews please do better.
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The London Economic @thelondoneconomic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Farage has forged a political career out of complaining
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Tories f**cked Britain with austerity and Brexit then made it a whole lot worse by putting Truss in power to test out the batshit ideas of Tufton Street think tanks... They are not only a spent force but proven architects of decline who are in no position to lecture Burnham on anything ...
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#Trump needs something to suspend voting in the November mid term elections. He knows he’s going to get battered. My best guess is that he concocts a scenario to invade #Greenland
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Niall Ó Conghaile @nialloconghaile.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ironclad rule of politics: you can't be in government of a major economy with a large majority and complain about something but refuse to do anything about it. This position looks a bit nuts, but also unsustainable in the medium term. Why fight it? (blaming leaving 🇪🇺 is good, however) 1
Andy Burnham speech latest: PM blames Brexit for ‘decade of low growth’ in first address to MPs
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Biggest news line of the day IMHO
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This Burnham line on electoral reform is important: "I do believe there needs to be a mandate to make that change... I believe we will need to get a consensus at the next election. And if there is that consensus, then a change can be made in the next parliament."
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Half an hour after publish this, get an email from Reform saying can’t come to this year’s conference 🤔
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So you CAN maintain your independence AND be in #Schengen, with free movement of people, capital, goods and services, AND be in the #singlemarket, AND #Erasmus AND the #EEA, AND be a sovereign nation. Excellent, let’s get the #UK to do the same.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes, Iceland are an independent sovereign state. Who also happen to be in the Single Market, the EEA and the Schengen zone, with freedom of movement for people, goods and services. But if the UK did that I'd be screaming about Brexit betrayal and being an EU puppet.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Iceland has voted to retain access to to Schengen, the single market and Erasmus. They do not seek closer #EU integration. Anyone crowing about this is opening the conversation for the UK to negotiate the same #EU benefits. Omitting any of this is deception. #BBC #ITN #SkyNews
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nigel Farage inadvertently makes the case for UK to rejoin EU Single Market www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/nige...
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Nigel Farage inadvertently makes the case for UK to rejoin EU Single Market
Iceland retains its access to Schengen, Erasmus, and the Single Market - and Nigel Farage says that's a victory for independence.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As I board the ferry from Tallinn to Helsinki, I’m reminded yet again of three things about the EU: 1) You don’t sacrifice any of your national identity or culture by being part of the EU. Estonia remains Estonia. Finland remains Finland 2) Schengen is great. 3) Brexit was and is shit.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Will he be deporting his partner if #Reform ever get elected ?? Prob worth checking the status of his partner, and if she’s ever needed housing benefit ?
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European Movement UK @europeanmovement.co.uk · 24/08/2026
Andy Burnham is right: the UK must be bolder in building a closer relationship with the EU. That ambition is welcome. Now the UK–EU summit must deliver meaningful progress on trade, youth mobility and our shared security. Britain’s future is stronger with Europe. www.reuters.com/world/uk/pm-...
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Says the man who got £5 million for nothing.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If Farage gets into power, will grifters accepting £5m gifts from overseas, have to sweep the streets ??
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nigel Farage who was literally given a £5 million gift by a crypto billionaire wants to end "something for nothing" Britain
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just had a thought. Farage registered a £9,253 benefit from George Cottrell funding a Belgium trip in April 2024 - before the GE. This is the time that Farage and his allies say he was "not in politics." He declared that, but didn't declare the £5m Harborne gift. Something doesn't add up there...
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🔴 Reform UK Paid £440,000 to Firms Linked to Party Insiders Exclusive: Electoral Commission filings reveal payments to companies run by Reform activists, donors and a former party chairman bylinetimes.com/2026/08/14/r...
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Reform UK Paid £440,000 to Firms Linked to Party Insiders
Exclusive: Electoral Commission filings reveal payments to companies run by Reform activists, donors and a former party chairman
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage has properly lost his touch. Old confident Farage would have known to play along with the Binface gag. New insecure Farage can't bring himself to do it. And that's why the headlines are about him staying away from the vote rather than the fact that he won it.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well played, champ…
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