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I once nutmegged Roberto Carlos. He wasn’t happy. I also went in goal for David Beckham to practice free kicks. He was very good.

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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 11h
It works
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch wants to exempt the family home from inheritance tax. But that creates a perverse incentive for elderly people to *upsize* to save IHT. That could double the cost of the policy, and push £100bn+ from savings into housing. A 🧵 on bad tax cuts.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 11h
At the very least least he sees two of her.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 11h
I thought Republicans had a pathological hatred of trans people ??
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 11h
Yes he does. He wakes up everyday with fear and loathing of everything.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 15h
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 15h
Baffling how he always gets sidelined…
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 15h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
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New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 15h
Losers losing
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 17h
🔴NEW: Ben Delo has given Reform £44MILLION Delo’s money comes from his now-closed crypto exchange BitMEX In 2019, a BitMEX investor asked about the status of his investment Delo responded by sending this meme, according to court documents. There’s more, a lot more (new investigation🧵)
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
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New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19h
This is absolutely damning. A must-read.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
In other news… youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
youtu.be
New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
Baffling
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
Has the bottom of the barrel finally been reached ? Livestreamed firing squads and six years olds shooting their teachers. #USA #Trump #midterms
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New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 16h
Trump’s America update… Livestreamed executions and 6 year olds shooting teachers. youtu.be/iPgdZ_j12lI?...
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New bodycam video shows police confront 6-Year-Old after he shot his first-grade teacher in Virginia
YouTube video by Scripps News
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 18h
ISIS 101
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 18h
I’m sincerely hoping this sickening decision will give the lawyers a chance at prevent the USA becoming medieval.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unlikely, she’s a big fan of sharia law…
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oakeshott does not represent anyone but herself. She’s poisonous. If she takes you up on your challenge I’d buy a ticket.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Fella” surely ?
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nuclear power ?
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wouldn’t be surprised If someone who has lost a parent to Alzheimer’s gives him a good hiding.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At last !
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks to the same video I’m inside doing a ten stretch…
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The UK will rejoin the #EU and Dan Hannan saying we won’t, is one of the many reasons to believe it will happen quickly.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Denying the observable truth is bang on trend.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage failed to consider 5 dimwitted Brits making a few quid nicking farm diesel, in his alarmist presumptions on the #RAF #Fairford incident. The cops have bailed all 5, and made it clear #Farage is a complete numpty.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes. This needs to be resolved. As I said the “New NI” must be presented as a “health premium” and will initially need topping up by government, but must slowly rise as people realise the return is beneficial to them personally ie free social care, short waiting lists, universal dentistry etc
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage failed to consider 5 dimwitted Brits making a few quid, in his alarmist presumptions on the #RAF #Fairford incident. The cops have bailed all 5, and made it clear #Farage is a complete numpty.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We need to ring fence NI to pay exclusively for the NHS and social care. We then see what we get for our money. Even if NI goes up significantly over time, it wii be seen as a premium.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Someone from Reform & their shrill harridan who live as tax free exiles in Dubai have been entertained by the wife of a former minister of state of a country hostile to the UK and he failed to declare it to Parliament he's elected to sit in? You couldn’t make this up" via We loathe Reform UK Ltd
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Will Trump bother to turn up at the #PresidentsCup with the USA 3 points behind going into the singles ?
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s still drinking heavily.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The inconsequential Churchill shouts into the void.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This one needs his mummy.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tice but dim and Goodwin have no concept that the electorate despise these masked thugs, particularly their gobshite mouthpieces. Support for them will turn voters away in their droves.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tice but dim
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Home Office should set up some safe routes to Ongar.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope so, of course, and I’ve always maintained that the Tories would be the first to blink over Brexit. IMHO they need to go through at least 2 more leaders to get enough distance from Johnson not to look stupid doing so. I’d advise Labour to steal their picnic in the mean time.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are 27 countries doing just fine with free movement within Schengen, and don’t forget we were never in Schengen, so we had control of our borders as EU members, but it still wasn’t good enough for her party.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I take your point, but I read her comments as yet again cherry picking the bits she wants, or thinks she’s entitled to.
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
European ?!!
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Noel @noelgl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s full of shite. There is only one route to membership of the EU, having your cake and eating it is not an option.
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