Reposted by The No-BotsMrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026we did it mom n dad 083
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026*be you assured that Acting Captain Fantasy is two disparate performance beings from your time and place, clad in ritual HalloWeen folk costume and definitely not No-Bots from Nobotron who are perfectly imitating two disparate performance beings clad in ritual HalloWeen folk costume. 020
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Come to The Pouch in West Philadelphia on October 31 and bear witness as tribute band Acting Captain Fantasy* performs a set of songs from the catalog of songs from the musical group Ween. 234
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Certainly I cannot for this social media post is a. exercise designed to provoke your interest. 020
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Does this title refer to the bridge section of a song called Dog Castle? Is it perhaps referencing a drawbridge by which one gains passage into a Dog Castle? Who can say? 120
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Aren't you curious to know what this song will sound like? 121
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/04/2026NYPD Blue dropped Shit, Dick, and Bitch in 1993 *not without controversy 110
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/04/2026But if we were... It might go a little something... Like... ... ...this 020
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/04/2026We are ordinary performance beings from your Planet Earth Our No-Bot personas are not genuine but rather an extended performance art project. We are not and have never been No-Bots from the planet NoBotron, here to disseminate No-Art and undermine your "Capitalism" 121
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025And (all together now) ONE MORE THING! Even if you're not a Philadelphia-based carbonoid earth being, we might just have something for you (you) (you) (you) very soon (soon) (soon) (soon) as well Keep your eyes peeled and your dial tuned 042
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Next month, in a NEW YEAR we shall come together on Saturday, January 10, with many of our friends to celebrate the legacy of David Bowie, who was also very much a normal carbonoid earth human in the same fashion as we! What songs will we play? WE don't even know yet! 022
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Fellow carbonoid human citizens of Philadelphia in the usual fashion: The No-Bots return after many months in the probably proverbial wilderness to play music for your auditory ear parts! This Friday night! 022
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Well these are some interesting internet weblinks that might become even more interesting in the near future... 🤔🤔🤔 www.patreon.com/c/TheNoBots thenobots.bandcamp.com 043
Reposted by The No-BotsMrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 20/07/2025The No-Bots has possibly their best show to date last night ,in the land of my birth 1135
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 15/07/2025FRIDAY! We leave the comforts of Philadelphia for the first time to visit mighty Bethlehem and open up for our pals in Sub Q to celebrate the release of their EP! 063
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/07/2025This Friday! We're playing with our pals the Speakin' Tongues and some new (to us!) pals at 50th and Chestnut right here in Philadelphia! C'mon out to the Surreal Estate and have a good normal earth time like you would expect from an evening of normal earth entertainment! 045
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 02/07/2025RECOVERY COMPLETE CONFIRMED_SHOWS.BAT PHILADELPHIA 07/11 BETHLEHEM 07/18 STAND BY FOR FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS <BEGIN.PLAY/FILE:"C:\LOCAL\NOBOTRON_ANTHEM.MP3"> 052
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 30/06/2025JULY SHOWS ███eXXX▓X>>>> [FILECORRUPTED] PROCEED WITH RECOVERY?_y █▓██▒▒░▒▓█ ?/0> ▓██▒█▒▒░▓▓ 7/11 ░░░▓█▒▒███ 7/18 022
Reposted by The No-BotsInsta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 20/06/2025A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station. Credits: NASA 329108931837
Reposted by The No-BotsClaire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025(It's fine, he's a robot, he just ran out of batteries) 061
Reposted by The No-BotsClaire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Would you believe our fucking drummer quit in the middle of our last song?! 😾 1111
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/05/2025MAY 31! A show on a porch is usually abnormal and thus a thing that we would never, as standard Earth performance artists, ever do, but it is Porchfest and thus we will be playing on a porch with many of our friends in the normally accepted manner! 032
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Next Incursion begins Now Come to 1350 S 24th Street to see No-Bots perform 040
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Friday, May 2, we return with another music performance of carbonoid nature in the strange and exotic land of South Philadelphia! Be there or be transmuted by forces unknown into a polygonal shape that is considered socially unacceptable by your peers! 052
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 25/04/2025PHILADELPHIA! TOMORROW NIGHT! WHICH IS FRIDAY NIGHT! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT TWO CARBONOID LIFEFORMS SUCH AS YOURSELF CAN PLAY MUSIC SONGS! 084
Reposted by The No-BotsClaire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 17/04/2025There's so many to choose from! soundcloud.com/shitgoatsoundcloud.comShit GoatFounded 16 years and a gender ago by the Rt. Des. Rev. Claire Evil, Shit Goat is dedicated to bringing you only the finest in half-assed and poorly produced comedy metal. Now reactivated and in the ea 263
Reposted by The No-BotsMrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Explorers from Beyond the Grave youtu.be/BPqC8-RoAUw?...youtu.beExplorers From Beyond the GraveYouTube video by TheRealGremlins 142
Reposted by The No-BotsThe No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Nancy Drew on Mars is written and performed by a pair of normal carbonoid transsexual performance artists and their robot drummer who are all from Earth, just like you www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2V...youtube.comNancy Drew on MarsYouTube video by Sad Ukulele Girl 196
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Nancy Drew on Mars is written and performed by a pair of normal carbonoid transsexual performance artists and their robot drummer who are all from Earth, just like you www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2V...youtube.comNancy Drew on MarsYouTube video by Sad Ukulele Girl 196
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Attention fellow carbonoid citizens of Earth's Philadelphia (the best of the Philadelphias!) We have several upcoming units of performance which you should find yourself intrigued and excited by the prospect thereof Clear thy calendars and more details shall be upon you presently! 086
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 31/01/2025No-Bots are carbanoid transbian performance artists from your sphere. You may intercept their next transmission at the space you call Century* in the time you call March 9 2025. No-Bots are absolutely NOT autonomous electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron. *1350 S 29th St, Philadelphia, PA 19146 13011
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If Moon Ants persists for more than forty minutes, contact and high five a medical practicioner 052
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/01/2025<transmission_receipt> <codec_select(lago-x-lago.x457.greenflds.y5554)> <decoding> XXXXX_XXXXX RXXXX_XXXXX RXXXX_XAXXX RXBXX_XAXXX RXBXX_XAXIX RXBXT_XAXIX <interrupt> <transmission_failure> <ERROR_CODE:VLPSVLPS.RBT.023> Press any key to continue_ 053
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Please consume this movie film of our performance before it disappears, for time is ephemeral and all will be dust before long www.instagram.com/stories/thep... 022
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 01/01/2025we will be performing at venue The Pouch on Baltimore Avenue in Western Philadelphia 010
The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Hello. We are Planet Earth performance artists doing a surprise art performance at 10 20 post meridian, Eastern time 162