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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

@petticlaire.bsky.social
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Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 23m
Okay I've been making fun of the guy but that's harsh pal
Cropped credits for X-Force 9-- everyone is mapped to a character from Gilligan's Island instead of penciler/inker/writer etc and Rob Liefeld is Gilligan
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 43m
Fabian, buddy, pal... "Beboobies"? Beboobies. ...what?
A panel from X-Force 8 of Kane saying "Cool! We kicked the living beboobies off of everyone again, didn't we? Including ourselves, I guess."

Beboobies. Couldn't make it up if I tried 🤷‍♀️
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 50m
Ya kill off Sam and then have an inventory story filler issue and normally I'd be mad but a) I've never read these without the knowledge that Cannonball is an External and b) it means we get Mike Mignola for an issue
The splash page to X-Force 8 featuring half the Wild Pack charging in guns ablazing
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 57m
Rob's decision to show night-fighting by blacking out everybody's skin is... uh...
Two pages from X-Force 7

The team are fending off an attack from Toad's new Brotherhood and the lights got turned out and... it's just all lips and eyes and teeth and questionable imagery left and right
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1h
Follow my wife, please!
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 1h
Oh sweet lady Satan "Alright Rob you can have as many spreads as you want but remember we got that video game ad insert between pages 16 and 17 this month" "Gotcha Bob, no problemo!"
A two-page spread of Shatterstar and Warpath training together bisected neatly by a FOUR-PAGE ad insert

The entire middle is panels that go across both pages

It's barely legible, only because it's a pretty simple fight scene
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 2h
First I got stuck on Cable's weird little schoolboy "so I *am* that good at fucking!" bit but then I took in the rest of the page and why are Domino* and Cable in the middle of having a cum right now, Robbo? *of course she's actually Copycat here but I don't think he knew that 🤷‍♀️
A page from X-Force 6-- the left side is one big overhead panel of "Domino" and Cable in a hot tub with Dom doing an "I'm getting too old for this," Cable assuming she's talking about how good he is in bed and then getting bashful when she says she's just talking about the Danger Room and the right is uh... exuberant... close-ups of them both... enjoying... themselves
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 2h
Chilly today
Selfie
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 3h
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 20h
Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
A close-up selfie with cleavage
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reaper just keeps losing limbs Larry Stroman and/or Brandon Peterson's approach is a bit less dramatic though
X-Factor 78, Reaper is a fraction of a second too late through one of Zero's portals and loses a leg just below the knee for it
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good gag, PAD, good gag
X-Factor confronts the Mutant Liberation Front in X-Factor 76.

The MLF's Reaper yells "Look! It's... It's... X-Force! But with a completely different lineup!" causing Strong Guy to observe to Havok that this is gonna keep happening until they get their own trading cards
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey there, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hi
Selfie
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feets
Orange cat feets with white mittens and socks

Mitten feet is curled slightly over back of couch. Sock feet is on cushion of couch hiding under fur pants
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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[85/500] Ms. Luci/Plush @anplushie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still trying to raise $415 for continuing unmet needs! Please help us!! Kofi: shorturl.at/Z3mfJ CA: $LuciNevins Vnmo: @ Harland-Nevins PP: shorturl.at/S694j #ko-fi #helpfolkslive #PleaseShare #emergency #HelpFolksLive2026 #HelpSky #mutualaid 💸♥️
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how much better my life would be if I never had to liveblog one of these "everybody comes out one at a time and says 'nuh uh I'm gonna win'" promo segments
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ricky Saints got called a weasel, hope HHH gives him the full blue dot treatment
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SmackDown time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
A close-up selfie with cleavage
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really can't overstate how important Venom in general and Cronos specifically were in generating a sense of "yeah I can do that" in young me I picked up Black Metal at 18, having just quit school and gotten a big fat settlement check from a car accident that fucked my neck up when I was 12
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antifascist lesbian @rollerderbykaya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need about $1100, if I get to $1600, that covers grad school too. Any little bit helps! paypal: @kayapilat venmo: @kayanicole
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antifascist lesbian @rollerderbykaya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey everyone! my new job isnt paying me enough to meet my bills so I'm selling these two cards to get my car paid off. If you want to help but dont want/cant afford the cards, feel free to donate. I'll send a Lotus Petal to someone at random who donated if I raise at least 1k total ($ in alt text)
city of traitors front, asking price 475city of traitors back, asking price 475mox opal front, asking price 350mox opal back, asking price 350
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you Tony Khan & Will Ospreay!
When we were backstage at AEW last week, Nolie told Tony Khan that he really wished Will Ospreay could one day sign his AEW World Title chain we got that night at the merch stand.

Will's become Nolie's hero over the last couple of years. Nolie ADORES him. Will can do no wrong in his eyes.

Without a moment's hesitation, Tony sent security to go find Will. He had gone back to the hotel already, but Tony had me leave my address. Then he promised Nolie that he would get a brand new chain signed by Will.

Most people, especially those as busy as Tony, would've let it fall by the wayside.
But especially after this week, with both All Out and tragic passing of PAC, I told Nolie it might be a while because the AEW crew has other matters to attend to.This afternoon, a package from AEW arrived at my doorstep. I was able to deliver it to Nolie after his baseball game.

Thank you Will for taking the time to sign the chain. You made Nolie SO happy. I appreciate you being my son's hero.

And thank you Tony for keeping that promise even in the most difficult of times. You ARE a man of your word, like you said that night. I appreciate you treating Nolie SO well and going above and beyond to make him happy.

Nolie's heart is full tonight, and so is mine.
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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well behaved pussycats
Sunny, an orange cat with white mittens and socks, and Cream Cheese, a fluffy tabby-and-white cat, are sitting pretty, loafing in opposite directions on the couch, at peace with each other for once
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay this Axelay ad is criminal One of the greatest visual feasts on the SNES and the best you got is a white page with one weak blurb from EGM? Fuck outta here!
Inside back cover of Wolverine v2 64 ad for Axelay for the SNES. As stated in the skeet, most of the page is blank, with a headline "For a game with so many brilliant colors, it also looks good in black and white" at the top, a single "could be the hottest shooter ever" blurb from EGM in the middle, and then the usual ad copy, screenshots, and box art at the bottom
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Silver Fox's titties are weapons grade, baby!
A panel from Wolverine v2 63 with Silver Fox standing, hands on hips, hips cocked, in a standard-issue superspy bodysuit and tits that are ICBMs
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to raise 500 dollars by the end of the month. Please share and donate if you can
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lemme just crack Wolverine v2 60 open here and... GODDAMNIT
A footnote on the opening splash of Wolverine v2 60 saying it takes place before 58 and 59

For those keeping track at home that's three issues out of the last seven that are out of place and "should" have been read earlier but I refuse to scramble the publication order of a single book like that
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie with cleavageA low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Showed my wife this and I just had to look him up and a) of course his name is U-3PO and b) of COURSE he was reprogrammed by the Empire and he's how they tracked the Tantive IV down
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One thing that sucks about crying this much while I'm working is I can barely see my laptop screen from my chair without my glasses when my eyes *aren't* watering Worth every second though
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's stupid and superstitious but I truly truly believe that Bryan Danielson retiring in October 2024 sent all the shit rolling downhill and now he's out here chucked into the barricade and throwing the diving knee and for the first time in a long time I feel like everything is gonna be okay
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hanger's little "I got it, I got it" when he very much did not have it 😿
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no no no I can't handle sad Danielson no no no
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
A close-up selfie
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jubilation, little lady, just wait until you find out about a fella I like to call Jungle Man...! (Wolverine's caption is also very funny with no other context)
A panel from Wolverine v2 58 of Jubilee running down the stairs excited to see a shirtless Luke Perry interview on the television, as Wolverine walks upstairs ruminating on how he's gonna be the one to do the plot of the issue
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Wolverine chucked a goddamn chainsaw at her head!
Two panels from Wolverine v2 56 of Logan starting a chainsaw and then throwing it with startling accuracy
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cylla is a strong contender for Most 90s Cyborg Yellow armored limbs, blue cowl neck tunic and gloves, bright purple duster, two big triangular knives coming out of her wrist, weird steel mask that covers everything but her lower lip and chin and has a Punisher skull painted on it for... reasons?
Part of the first page of Wolverine v2 56 featuring Cylla, a cyborg assassin as described in the skeet, decking Wolverine (just out of frame) with a big SCHRACKKK! noise
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then the question of books like Wolverine v2 54 here It's an inventory story that was clearly written and takes place right around X-Men v2 1 but didn't end up being used until about a year later Objectively I should have shelved it out of order vis-a-vis the rest of Wolverine
The cover of Wolverine featuring Logan giving Shatterstar his gay awakening, yanking him around by his braids while the poor time-displaced kid stares at his eight-pack abs 

Notably the cover has Wolverine in blue-and-yellow in line with the issues before and after and since X-Men v2 4, but the interiors have him in the brown-and-orange that made a temporary return right at the end of the First Claremont Era
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning, pussycats 💜
A close-up selfie A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duckA full length mirror selfieA close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god we're doing the #FYeahFIP mad dash to the ring
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's also like the littlest stupidest busywork, like how I used to catalog annuals as part of the main stream of the book they belong to but now I've given in and treat them as a separate series and I have to go through my lists and break them out as appropriate
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
A close-up selfie with cleavage
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So of course with the chronological X-Men read back on I'm obsessing over the actual chronology between issues and it's frustrating because I feel like I like a little more issue hopping than some guides but on the flipside I'm not a big enough nerd for "and then go read this page from that book"
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Dena & Gena @dena-and-gina.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dena & Gena will be performing a set of Ween Songs on October 31 at The Pouch in West Philadelphia DM the venue for address: www.instagram.com/p/Dd4ieioH3z...
Poster for PouchoWeen Night 2 (Halloween night) 

besides D&G:

Trigal as Suicide 
LoveBin as Billie Eilish
Joygush as Hildegard von Bingen
Gen/Loss as Animal Collective Poster for Night 1 of PouchoWeen (October 30):

Jay Division as Sonich Youth 
War Honey as Fleetwood Mac
Stephan's Pollution as Beck
Edweirdo & the Elephants as The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You should come see us play a set of Ween songs We've learned so many Ween songs Please let us show you our Ween
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See also: Not dedicating so much as one balloon, caption, or footnote in the aftermath of Jean getting her body back to the fact that noted besties Storm and Jean have now both had the pleasure of piloting Emma Frost's body
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