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Carbonoid human performance beings from Earthcity Philadelphia absolutely NOT autonomous electronic organisms from Planet Nobotron

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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we did it mom n dad
reddit post I made called post op tranny sings Flies On My Dick has 9 thousand views in 5 hours
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Come to The Pouch in West Philadelphia on October 31 and bear witness as tribute band Acting Captain Fantasy* performs a set of songs from the catalog of songs from the musical group Ween.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hallo... ween? Curious.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Aren't you curious to know what this song will sound like?
screenshot a phone application called Recorder which No-Bots use to capture song and melody ideas in progress and the title of this file is Dog Castle Bridge
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My Bots? No.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tonight!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Tonight!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
And (all together now) ONE MORE THING! Even if you're not a Philadelphia-based carbonoid earth being, we might just have something for you (you) (you) (you) very soon (soon) (soon) (soon) as well Keep your eyes peeled and your dial tuned
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Next month, in a NEW YEAR we shall come together on Saturday, January 10, with many of our friends to celebrate the legacy of David Bowie, who was also very much a normal carbonoid earth human in the same fashion as we! What songs will we play? WE don't even know yet!
A poster for the aforementioned David Bowie tribute show, on Saturday January 10, 2026 at the Pouch in West Philly (DM for address!), doors at 6:30, music at 7:30

Presented by Edweirdo, the show will feature sets by Dustbin Massachusetts, the Pouch Players, the No-Bots (that's us again!), Altared Space, Burning Hair, and Bozu

You should be there!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Fellow carbonoid human citizens of Philadelphia in the usual fashion: The No-Bots return after many months in the probably proverbial wilderness to play music for your auditory ear parts! This Friday night!
Poster for a show at The Pouch in West Philly (DM for address!) on Friday, December 19, starting at 8 pm ET, $10-15 at the door but you will not be turned away for lack of money

On the bill: DJ Janna, Line on Some Trip, the No-Bots (that's us), and Yell at God (@yellatgod.bsky.social)!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Well these are some interesting internet weblinks that might become even more interesting in the near future... 🤔🤔🤔 www.patreon.com/c/TheNoBots thenobots.bandcamp.com
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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The No-Bots has possibly their best show to date last night ,in the land of my birth
JoJo NoNo dances at front of stage while CoCo NoNo hangs back on bass. They are two normal humanoid earth performers and definitely not cybernetic organisms from the planet NobotronJoJo has shimmy stepped to the side from previous, blocking CoCo from camera, but she's cute and importantly carbon-based, so we'll allow it Now JoJo has the mic to her mouth as she sings in a traditional earth custom. CoCo is visible once more but she's all the way at the end of a downstroke so it kinda looks like she isn't playing, which to be fair is often true of any earthborn performance being
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
FRIDAY! We leave the comforts of Philadelphia for the first time to visit mighty Bethlehem and open up for our pals in Sub Q to celebrate the release of their EP!
A poster for an EP release show headlined by Sub Q and opened by your favorite normal humanoid earth beings, the No-Bots. $5 cover, BYO, 6pm doors, 7 pm music, at

The Other Side
14 W 4th St
Southside Bethlehem
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This Friday! We're playing with our pals the Speakin' Tongues and some new (to us!) pals at 50th and Chestnut right here in Philadelphia! C'mon out to the Surreal Estate and have a good normal earth time like you would expect from an evening of normal earth entertainment!
A poster for our upcoming show, featuring a wireframe graphic of an elgin bottle and a mobius loop. The show features Cartoon PTSD, the No-Bots, the Speakin' Tongues, a reading by Maia Ruth, and it all happens this Friday, July 11th, at 7PM, at Surreal Estate at 5049 Chestnut Avenue, all for the low low price of ten American dollars!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Activity detected Stand by...
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station. Credits: NASA
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
(It's fine, he's a robot, he just ran out of batteries)
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Would you believe our fucking drummer quit in the middle of our last song?! 😾
A close-up selfie with cleavage and my chin propped up on my hand in frustration, a "what the fuck" look on my face
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Today! Starting soon! There is still time!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Tomorrow!
A poster for a West Philly Porchfest show featuring Edweirdo & the Elephants, the Skirts, Burning Hair, Microgoblet, & No-Bots, tomorrow, Saturday May 31, between noon and 12:30 on Kingsessing Avenue in Philadelphia
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
MAY 31! A show on a porch is usually abnormal and thus a thing that we would never, as standard Earth performance artists, ever do, but it is Porchfest and thus we will be playing on a porch with many of our friends in the normally accepted manner!
A West Philly Porchfest poster that's phrased kind of as an abstracted parade. Edweirdo & the Elephants (represented by an elephant with their heartbeat logo thing), The Skirts (represented by a majorette wearing their skirt logo), Burning Hair (represented by the Burning Hair mascot face guy juggling), Microgoblet (represented by a dwarven king holding an appropriately small goblet), and us, the No-Bots (represented by a marching girl with a camera for a head who is definitely not a cyborg from the planet Nobotron)

All of whom will be playing in that order from roughly 12pm to 2:30pm on Saturday, May 31 on a porch on Kingsessing Avenue between 45th and 46th streets! You'll know which one because one of these bands will be playing on it, you see.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Next Incursion begins Now Come to 1350 S 24th Street to see No-Bots perform
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
2 Days until next incursion
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
2 Days until next incursion
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Friday, May 2, we return with another music performance of carbonoid nature in the strange and exotic land of South Philadelphia! Be there or be transmuted by forces unknown into a polygonal shape that is considered socially unacceptable by your peers!
A poster for our upcoming gig on Friday, May 2, at Century (1350 S 29th S Philadelphia). 8pm start, $10 entry, the bill is the No-Bots (who are us, Coco and Jojo, your favorite musical act that is comprised of normal human performance artists of the standardly accepted type), the Koosmans, and the Poettes

The poster itself is kind of a cutout collagey thing featuring various small toys and guitar effects pedals as well as the logos of all three bands and an infographic placard sharing the information I have just provided you above, all lovingly crafted by the wonderful and talented Jojo Nono
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
PHILADELPHIA! TOMORROW NIGHT! WHICH IS FRIDAY NIGHT! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT TWO CARBONOID LIFEFORMS SUCH AS YOURSELF CAN PLAY MUSIC SONGS!
A poster for a house show on Friday, April 25, at The Pouch (a venue whose location you can learn through the magic of direct messages), doors at 7pm and music at 8pm, for the low low price of $10, featuring the music bands Burning Hair, the No-Bots, and The Speakin' Tongues

The art on the poster is a stegosaurus that has been through it and come back out the other side as a poster
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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
There's so many to choose from! soundcloud.com/shitgoat
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Shit Goat
Founded 16 years and a gender ago by the Rt. Des. Rev. Claire Evil, Shit Goat is dedicated to bringing you only the finest in half-assed and poorly produced comedy metal. Now reactivated and in the ea
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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Explorers from Beyond the Grave youtu.be/BPqC8-RoAUw?...
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Explorers From Beyond the Grave
YouTube video by TheRealGremlins
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Nancy Drew on Mars is written and performed by a pair of normal carbonoid transsexual performance artists and their robot drummer who are all from Earth, just like you www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2V...
youtube.com
Nancy Drew on Mars
YouTube video by Sad Ukulele Girl
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Attention fellow carbonoid citizens of Earth's Philadelphia (the best of the Philadelphias!) We have several upcoming units of performance which you should find yourself intrigued and excited by the prospect thereof Clear thy calendars and more details shall be upon you presently!
The moon is hazy and there are ants crawling on its surface. Suspended in the air in front of our nearest celestial body are glyphs. With the barest concentration you find you can read them and you discover information critical to the maintenance of your lifeforce-- No-Bots are playing on April 25 at the Pouch, on May 2 at Century, and on May 31 at Porchfest!
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If Moon Ants persists for more than forty minutes, contact and high five a medical practicioner
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
<transmission_receipt> <codec_select(lago-x-lago.x457.greenflds.y5554)> <decoding> XXXXX_XXXXX RXXXX_XXXXX RXXXX_XAXXX RXBXX_XAXXX RXBXX_XAXIX RXBXT_XAXIX <interrupt> <transmission_failure> <ERROR_CODE:VLPSVLPS.RBT.023> Press any key to continue_
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Please consume this movie film of our performance before it disappears, for time is ephemeral and all will be dust before long www.instagram.com/stories/thep...
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hello. We are Planet Earth performance artists doing a surprise art performance at 10 20 post meridian, Eastern time
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
📼📼📼
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Nobotron Flag colored cat image
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cassette futurism @cassettefuturism.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
frolic in the grass in the meadow of the morning sun carnivorous plans are come undone invincible herbivore stegosaur...
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
This has been a test of your cognitive ability. There is of course no such thing as a "false" song. The idea of a song is a song.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
This has been a test of your cognitive ability. There is of course no such thing as a "false" song. The idea of a song is a song.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
here is a sample list of songs by the performance electronic group No-Bots in the style of Post Lounge, along with false titles (for misinformational purpose): Moon Ants Rocket Tree Nancy Drew (on Mars) Pinball Lizard ELEMENT-L Amber Lantern Carbonoid Persuasion Whale of Sadness Living in Stereo
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
buttons
close-up of Terran musical instrument called Alesis Vortex
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
pictured: Jojo Nono
A close-up selfie of a normal unremarkable carbonoid human performance woman.
She appears to be full of mischief because that is her prime motivation. Do not trust her.
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
pictured: Coco Nono
A close-up selfie of a completely human normal performance woman of the carbonoid persuasion. She looks kinda angry but that's just the way she's made
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Stuff Can Be Two Things
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The No-Bots @nobots.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
An armored stegosaurus
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