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Enzo Garamonde

@noblefourseven.bsky.social
28 followers 30 following 70 posts

A cryptid native to the Western US who casually wears ren garb, shitposts a lot, kidnaps people, and forces them to play Pathfinder.

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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#transitiongoals
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fuck Quinton Tarantino. All my homies love @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
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War on Christmas Veteran @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Khan told me mercenaries keep scavenging his lost battlemechs so I asked how many galaxies he has and he said he just sends a dropship and deploys a new star each time so I said it just sounds like he's just feeding Clan warriors into a meat grinder and then his Galaxy Commander started crying.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"She needs anger management" says the world's most thin-skinned, easily enraged man on the planet...
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Holy crap, the way Twitter informs you of "violations" is fucking creepy as hell, now. You have to pass a challenge, and then it tells you to delete your post and admit you were wrong, or appeal the decision. If you appeal, your account is locked out until a decision is made. Fucking what?
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
He knows that symbol is Nazi imagery. He's fully aware of what it means, what it was used for, and what it does to people. This is not a joke. It's not "TDS". It's not "overreacting". Don't look to Democrat leaders to save us. They won't. They'll keep themselves safe, and damn the rest of us.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I heard you like #Battletech bullshit, so here's another one.... And make no mistake... TBolt is my absolute favorite mech. But that doesn't mean I won't mercilessly criticize it....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
WARNING: Battletech bullshit....
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My sister in Christ, your son is the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the Earth, and he proves it with his own actions on a daily basis.
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Elon Musk’s mom says it’s ‘degrading’ to call her son ‘wealthy’: He’s ‘the genius of the world’ - Amazing
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Bringing my bullshit to BlueSky more often in the near future. Every time I post on Twitter, I bring myself one step closer to a permaban. It's only a matter of time before I draw Elongated Muskrat's personal attention.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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