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Enzo Garamonde

@noblefourseven.bsky.social
28 followers 30 following 70 posts

A cryptid native to the Western US who casually wears ren garb, shitposts a lot, kidnaps people, and forces them to play Pathfinder.

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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And I thought I was cool for that short period of my life when I had a sailboat.... imagine trying to get a livaboard slip with a damn Catalina?
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But maintaining the paint would be a royal pain in the arse....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know, that's a point I hadn't considered. In order to get in trouble for going supersonic, the FAA'd have to be able to SEE me on radar..... but the F-22 is John Cena, lol.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yet another place where we clearly think alike...
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flying an F-22 at subsonic speeds is only getting half the experience. Half of love is just low. Which is how I would feel.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Part of me really wants to go with modern fighters. But, considering how you need to get clearance from the FAA to turn on the afterburners, and can only do so in very specific locations.... what's the point? You can push a WWII fighter to its mechanical limits all day long without red tape
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ahhhh, yes, the Dauntless would be another awesome bribe. For bringing a buddy along on a joyride....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Note: SPECIFICALLY the Hamp version of the A6M. Those square wingtips are a total vibe :)
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty much any WWII fighter. A6M Hamp, P-51 Mustang, Spitfire, Corsair, and Wildcat, chief among them.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What you in other countries don't understand is that the people who voted for him knew, full-well, that it was going to be a self harming disaster. They WANTED this to happen, because they wanted to do harm to their perceived "enemies" (liberal voters, LGBT, minorities, etc)
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had no idea what in the fuck was going on here until I google'd "Kash Patel, bestiality", fully expecting this to be an elaborate shitpost, but lo and behold........ holy fucking shit, dude.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is he such a ginormous douchebag?
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every time I see a frog knight, the first thing I think of is Chrono Trigger....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They're putting Nightcrawler on a bus? Why?
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No, really. What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I do want to try that almond gazpacho, though...
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll align with you on that for those reasons, but I'm also one of those weirdos that LIKES the flavor of raw garlic in certain contexts. Gazpacho being one such....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Overall judgment: No sins committed. He's free to go.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not sold on the white one, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't at least try it.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not gonna lie. I'd go back for seconds on the green one.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ZERO complaints about the red one. He did fine there.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hmmm.... he's using water instead of vegetable stock? Odd. But not necessarily bad.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't agree with the roasted garlic, at all. The whole point of gazpacho is that all the ingredients except the bread should be raw.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
K, he's straight-tf-up wrong about the seeds in hot peppers. There is virtually NO capsaicin in the seeds. If you want to reduce the heat, it's the pith you should be amputating.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The almond one is kinda sus, but I might be willing to do away with some of the more rigid orthodoxy, at least temporarily. The cucumber, apple, and avocado one is intriguing. S'long as he doesn't cook it, I'd be open to trying them all....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At least Bishop didn't do anything wrong. I need to watch the video to see if he alerted us to something that might be concerning.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi, I am the Gazpacho Police, and we don't see anything wrong here.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A sandwich only has bread on the top and bottom, with open sides. This is a soup-filled calzone. Don't even play.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I fear you may have missed my joke.....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man, what a...... nice..... price....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AHHHH, yes..... suffering from a little bit of not drawing a distinction between Robotech and Macross, I were....
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the VF-11 Thunderbolt was also pretty rad. Too bad it only got a couple minutes of screentime.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
YF-19 for life
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#transitiongoals
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#transitiongoals
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
GODS, she's such a fucking loser.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Why did nobody tell her to look back at what the president himself says about everyone else?
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fuck Quinton Tarantino. All my homies love @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Go the fuck away, you ghoul. Nobody of value likes you.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
THAT'S THE SPIRIT THAT SUNK THE YAMATO! (PS: You're getting a follow SPECIFICALLY because you referenced battleships for absolutely no reason, marking you a kindred soul.)
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If you liked Christine that much, you should check out Wangan Midnight. Loosely based on Christine, and has a lot of similar talking points. You could watch it mindlessly and just enjoy freeway racing scenes and cool cars. Or you could pay attention and have your mind blown by how deep it goes.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Can we build a time machine, and go back to 2012? We'll find Doomcock a girlfriend BEFORE he goes nuts and births outrage influencer culture.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
brainrot is real.......
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I always had a feeling JoCat was hot.
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War on Christmas Veteran @sfaccountant.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Khan told me mercenaries keep scavenging his lost battlemechs so I asked how many galaxies he has and he said he just sends a dropship and deploys a new star each time so I said it just sounds like he's just feeding Clan warriors into a meat grinder and then his Galaxy Commander started crying.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Go to karaoke nights and pick up the mic. Any karaoke community worth its salt will tell you "It's kara-OKAY, no kara-good." That'll not only get your confidence up, but you might also end up developing skills at singing. Win/win, if you ask me.
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
All glory to the Urbielightenment!
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Enzo Garamonde @noblefourseven.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Fellow Thunderbolt enjoyer :)
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