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Witness to the McConaissance.

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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now pitching for the Atlanta Braves, Grant Holmes
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garbage ass short porch.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Footy images that precede unfortunate events
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Audibly gasped at the Kane no call.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No way this Dutch goalkeeper was keeping a clean sheet with a haircut like that.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jesse Marsch belting out the Canadian anthem at the top of his lungs. Love it.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think the O’s might be starting to figure out Hoffman’s slider… maybe time to go to Seabold here eh??
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Remember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
not now, hourly videogame box art
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Absolutely no reason for Canada to hang their heads. They played an incredible game. A few tough misses in the third, but overall they were the better team. Sometimes that’s just how it goes. Still the greatest hockey nation on Earth.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Marner, with a Maple Leaf on his jersey, coming up clutch in an elimination game. Just like we all predicted.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
New life plan... Open a bar in the basement of a ski chalet. The name: Lower Restraint Bar
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure I’ll ever be able to watch an Olympic medal ceremony without thinking of the Simpsons joke about shameful bronze.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Dear @bsky.app, please stop showing me 9 day old sports skeets. I saw them. A few times now. I don’t need to keep seeing them.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Me, enjoying Blue Jays content this past month.
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a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Rufus, my man. Not sure about that decision to go with the French lyrics on the anthem there.
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
just got out of a meeting that was me and two directors & they told me a bunch of stuff but this was my brain the whole time so i'm sorry to them if i screw up whatever it is i am supposed to be doing
Homer happily daydreaming about "the ballet", but he thinks the ballet is a bear in a fez hat driving a tiny car. I like how there's almost no one else in the audience, either
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It’s been driving me crazy thinking about who Pete Crow-Armstrong reminds me of, but I think I’ve finally figured it out… Bobby from a Goofy Movie.
Bobby Zimuruski from A Goofy Movie holding the leaning tower of Cheese-a
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well, there’s your answer fish bulb.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Mood
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Very pleased with my NHL players from former Soviet states remembering.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Never skeet.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
So this is what it feels like to be on the other side of a bullpen implosion
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
We really don’t talk enough about how much of an abomination the short porch in Yankee Stadium is.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
DLZ - TV on the Radio
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Trent Grisham looks like Vernon Wells wearing a fake moustache as a disguise.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Eating nachos in front of the TV, watching the US Open. I have officially become my father. Times a flat circle, etc.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Matty Knies is hell of a hockey player.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Of course, I actually always believed in Patches. I was simply saying this to motivate him.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I do not understand why Pacioretty is in the lineup right now. Please, someone help me understand.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
That Marner pass. 🫨
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The refs in this Leafs-Sens game have completely lost the plot
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Ejections all over the place at the Players right now. Good grief.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
An elevator can never break. It can only become stairs.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Very concerned with all the elder abuse I witnessed in Moana 2. Will be writing Mr. Disney a strongly worded letter in the next 5 business days.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
*Barber absolutely butchering my hair, then showing me the back with the little mirror* Me: wow, looks great. Thanks so much.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
These Texans uniforms today… 🤮
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You will be visited by three spirits."° The three spirits:
The murderer’s row of the 2015 Toronto Blue Jays: Edwin Encarnacion, Jose Bautista, and Josh Donaldson.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Your annual reminder that Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie 🎄🙂
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Roy Halladay. Was extremely fortunate one time to get a stadium tour at the Dome about half hour before game time, and accidentally turned into a stairwell where he and AJ Burnett were coming the other way.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’d like to propose a new, hybridized version of Canadian and American Thanksgivings. One that’s in October so the weather is better and it’s not too close to Christmas, but still has football and falls on a Thursday so we can inevitably turn it into a four day weekend.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sturgill.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A top tier parenting experience is watching Home Alone with your kids around Christmas. Even better if it’s their first viewing.
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Heals @njheals.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
QOSTA
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