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Nipples out for Jesus

@nipplynoodles.bsky.social
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A good beard can hide a weak chin. But a great beard can hide many biscuits.

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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Ummmm, why is nobody talking about this. There's a portal directly to Cats Bum Island high on the cliffs at Muriwai.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
You know you're getting old when even old people seem young to you.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Took a wander through the ruins of the Wilson Cement Kilns today. 170th anniversary coming up. As near to ancient history as we get in this brand new country. Spent most of my school holidays swimming in the waterhole and chasing girlfriends through the ruins. Nostalgic and melancholy place.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Bluesky is not a magic cure all for the toxicity over on BlackmarXthespot. You must curate your friends carefully and use your blocking finger liberally, to the point of wearing the print off it. Curate curate curate.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
It's really difficult starting up a new bluesky account because where before on the Twatter i would get between ( 0 and 1) likes on a twat on bluesky i now get between (-1 and 0 ) Ive done the maths It checks out.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
This guy, (i think his name is Gary?) came into my garage this morning for a quick Jack Nohi and has steadfastly refused all invitations to leave. I guess i own a thrush now 🤷
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
They'll need a Space Minister. To monitor the huge empty void between Luxon's ears.
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Michele A’Court @micheleacourt.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
If you live in/near Kirikiriroa you might want to know about a whole comedy show made of wimmins on Thursday 12 October. www.eventfinda.co.nz/2023/shell-b...
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Tonight i will spend 40 minutes in front of my tv screen watching the new Wes Anderson, and for that 40 minutes i will not think of anything else. His movies transport me. No doomscrolling, no politics. Just the pure unadulterated joy of watching a master at work. After that, more doomscrolling.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
If you have blue eyes like me, we are related, and our shared linneage can be traced back through history, to a single person, the first to ever have the genetic aberation that causes it. Senor Giuseppe Grasso of 45 Corsa Bruno Buozzi, Naples Ph +03 459 2231
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
The difference between boys and girls is never more obvious than when im baking biscuits. The girls (wife included) are only interested in licking batter off the beaters and spoons. The boys (me included) are only interested in the cooked biscuits.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
When you post a picture on BlueSky there is a function that will describe the picture to your followers who have poor eyesight. Awesome. And challenge accepted. 🙂
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I have not wasted my evening.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Jesus Christ Pig, right in the nuts!
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Can anyone recommend a really good exfoliating soap. I was given one as a present and now its gone i cant find anything similar. Tried several and they were rubbish. Piss off with your oats and pea husks. Im thinking sand, gravel, possibly broken glass. Any suggestions welcome.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Someone made me a cake, and it was chocolatey A.F Thank you Someone. ❤️
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🍒🌹 @cherrycola.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I was under the illusion that turtles could live for 200 years. WTF?
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Curses. Just dropped my bumble bee egg. 13 years of bad luck.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Do you like horses? •Yeigh or •Neigh
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
My wife refers to me as her "Partner in Crime", . . but i'd like it widely known that we almost never commit crimes together. I prefer to work alone. Loose lips sink ships etc.
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Nipples out for Jesus @nipplynoodles.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Thanks for my invite @mungkiwi.bsky.social So excitement. Much Wow!!!
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