Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Told 19a and 19b that I am hosting many friends this weekend (did not explicitly say it's a play party), and that it was NOT a good time to come home and do laundry. Aaaaand 19a just rolled up, unannounced, with a pile of her sheets. Thankfully, everyone was clothed. 150
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And to be painfully clear: If you’re not defending the rights of a “super small minority” against fascists then you’re siding with fascists. 718869
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsensemaddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 17/09/2026new cat just dropped!!! www.nbcnews.com/science/envi... 111736409
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I hate it when strep throat was an uninvited guest at the orgy... 150
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Angry Nipple update: It appears to be a cyst. But now they want an MRI just to be sure... 010
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Can you pick up a pizza on the way over? I'm getting high and also fuck this bra." - me, explaining how I'm dealing with The Angry Nipple 020
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Words you do NOT want to hear from the doctor: "Wow, that whole nipple looks angry!" Yeah. There is a lump. And it semi-regularly feels like someone is jamming a needle into my nipple. Especially now that you poked and squeezed it... 120
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I was just in a hotel pool with co-worker and a client, complimenting each other on our tattoos. Everything my mother told me about the working adult world was a LIE. 😂 080
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have been baffling my mother from a very young age. This is what happens when a people-pleasing, conformist homebody who also happens to be the most monogamous person in the universe gives birth to a daughter who says "NOPE" to all of that. 140
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Current salty and sassy mood... 060
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Saw Hadestown with 19b. It was really interesting to see which parts of the story hit each of us hardest based on where we are in life. She's 19. Connects with Eurydice deeply. Me? Persephone, baby. I have seen some shit. 120
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is something my moderately Greek mythology-obsessed friends and I would have done in high school. bsky.app/profile/mewe... 020
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Today, I left my house in a crop top for the first time in decades. Being in my fifties and not giving a fuck ROCKS!!! 090
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Any guesses how we painted this fine art? 😂 120
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Got a new shirt (and a bunch of toys and stickers) at @smittenkittenmn.bsky.social !!! 070
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for NonsenseJesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This has gone from "Dumb issue I'm trying to ignore" to "Dumb issue that's kind of amusing" to "Dumb issue that has them arresting scapegoats."washingtonpost.comCyclist arrested at Reflecting Pool is former Olympian who denies vandalism claimsDavid Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.” Trump has accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment as paint was seen peeling and... 04820
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 14/06/202618b got her medical card. She baked weed brownies to celebrate and gave me one. This having adult kids thing is pretty cool. 170
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 08/06/202618a has an issue. She knocks on my bedroom door, then enters without waiting for confirmation that it's OK. This morning, I informed her that sometimes I sleep naked so this is a terrible idea. She just did it AGAIN. Looked her dead in the eye and said "What if I'd been masturbating just now?" 140
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for NonsenseRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Apologize to your children when you fuck up. Which you will a lot. Work on doing better. Show them the process. Let them see your humility and your work. 201000158
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Am I about to engage in my third orgy of the weekend? Yes. Yes, I am. 1110
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I have been nicknamed "Strawberry Tallcake" for my red hair and height and I kinda love it... 070
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Tonight was a good night to flop down naked on a bed, declare that I would like some company and then enjoy the attentions of seven delightful partners. And then make plans with two lovely folks I missed for tomorrow... 040
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 11/05/2026In a Discord chat where someone jokingly stated that penis measurements are only allowed to be discussed in metric, and a participant stated theirs is 0.00014605 km long...😂😂😂 041
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Love being a polyamorous mom and having all my motherfuckers wish me a happy Mother's Day...😂 090
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Today I realized that May is both Masturbation Month and Stroke Awareness Month and I'm giggling at the double entendre. 0222
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/05/202618b asked me tonight if I know what an "Eiffel Tower" is. To my credit, I did not... - feign ignorance and ask her to explain - burst out laughing - say "oh yeeeaaaah" and then sigh happily - tell her I've done the thing on the very bed she was sitting on I just said "yep" and left it at that. 3100
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for NonsenseOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026sorry but our politics problem isn't just "republicans bad." another huge part of it is that "too many democrats bad" and "too many democrats weak." you dont get to bad republicans having power if you wont address the other two. 4445493
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Can we please make "gerontocrat" a thing? Please? 021
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This is going to be my summer of getting railed in a cute little sundress. You are never too old to get railed in a cute little sundress. #50andFabulous 0100
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This is Peak Buffalo behavior. Love it!!! 020
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for NonsenseAlexis @alexisx-au.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"The findings show that the talks frame pornography almost exclusively in negative terms. Most speakers advance controversial and normatively charged claims, ignore counter-evidence, and promote explicitly anti-pornographic arguments." [ Full article paywalled ] #porn #sexuality #researchtandfonline.comTED talks porn: how TED(x) talks pathologize pornography consumption and promote sexual conservatismDebates about pornography and its effects on consumers remain highly polarized, particularly in digital media environments. One influential yet understudied medium in this debate are TED(x) talks. ... 0137
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Dear 18a, Yes, I know you dislike that I am non-monogamous. Please note that the only reason you are aware of this situation is your penchant for snooping. So walk to the nearest mirror and take your anger up with the person you see there. Sincerely, Me 150
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/04/2026"I couldn't find any Pepsi...only booze, bolt cutters and condoms." - The Curler's comment after an unsuccessful search for caffeine at my house. 170
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Get you a partner who sends you giant weighted jellyfish plushies with sparkly eyes and so many fuzzy tentacles... 071
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 14/04/2026WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I DO??? 250
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Best part of my drive home from Easter with the family was passing my ex-husband toodling along the highway at 5 under the speed limit. Eat my exhaust, grandma...😂 160
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I have a weed, piercings and ramen friend date tonight. Cannot overstate how happy I am with my life choices. 070
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It's the moooooost wonderful time of the year... April Fool's Day sex toys are dropping! Get a Cocktagon or some Dillumination at @funkittoys.bsky.social There's a Dicktater at @uberrimedildos.bsky.social 1145
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sharing for everyone who will appreciate this delightful, peppy and hopefully tune... I have a bottle of bubbly chilled and a standing invite to a bonfire/orgy when It Happens. 182
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for NonsenseFunkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Bonus! It's the cocktagon! It's back! All 8 sides of it! New and improved! one of my first april fools toys, and it's been out of the rotation for 8 years, as far as anyone can tell. who's counting. It's funnier this way, let me have it. It might even be true.funkittoys.comCocktagon 2 | funkittoysThe Cocktagon was one of my first April Fools' toys, and I've made some tweaks to the design to bring it up to my current standards. Back after 8 years (i assume, because it's funnier), the Cocktagon ... 55315
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Rule #1 - Don't ask the crowd a question if you're not sure how they'll respond... 040
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It is time to get pics of the toys on dry land... 7679
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Nothing like a swim in the dildo pool on a Sunday night... 3443
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Friendly reminder to all: Get your appropriate cancer screenings (mammogram, colonoscopy, skin check, etc.). I had two likely pre-cancerous polyps yeeted today before they could cause bigger trouble! Also, I was a DELIGHT after the anesthesia. 140
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 19/02/2026That moment when you send your boss a link to @funkittoys.bsky.social website because she's curious about your friend who makes dildos... 170
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there 125156843583
Reposted by Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsensethingswithwings @thingswithwings.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Mamdani apparently just pulled the kid out of the Omelas hole. Turns out we could've done it anytime 05914
Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/02/2026New sex discovery: CEILING PORN Use a mini projector to put your favorite porn on the ceiling. Hop in bed with partner(s) and enjoy the ease of pleasuring each other while watching your favorite hotness...until you are so worked up watching is no longer the priority. 1111