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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense

@ninjasexology.bsky.social
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Park ranger of the dildo forest. Lover of colors, glitter & tentacles. Bi, polyam, I have shenanned and I will shenan again. #QuirkyFemme - She/her - 18+/NSFW

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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Told 19a and 19b that I am hosting many friends this weekend (did not explicitly say it's a play party), and that it was NOT a good time to come home and do laundry. Aaaaand 19a just rolled up, unannounced, with a pile of her sheets. Thankfully, everyone was clothed.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And to be painfully clear: If you’re not defending the rights of a “super small minority” against fascists then you’re siding with fascists.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 17/09/2026
new cat just dropped!!! www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...
a photo of a little tiny leopard like cat
NBC news headline: New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate it when strep throat was an uninvited guest at the orgy...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Angry Nipple update: It appears to be a cyst. But now they want an MRI just to be sure...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Can you pick up a pizza on the way over? I'm getting high and also fuck this bra." - me, explaining how I'm dealing with The Angry Nipple
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Words you do NOT want to hear from the doctor: "Wow, that whole nipple looks angry!" Yeah. There is a lump. And it semi-regularly feels like someone is jamming a needle into my nipple. Especially now that you poked and squeezed it...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was just in a hotel pool with co-worker and a client, complimenting each other on our tattoos. Everything my mother told me about the working adult world was a LIE. 😂
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been baffling my mother from a very young age. This is what happens when a people-pleasing, conformist homebody who also happens to be the most monogamous person in the universe gives birth to a daughter who says "NOPE" to all of that.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Current salty and sassy mood...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw Hadestown with 19b. It was really interesting to see which parts of the story hit each of us hardest based on where we are in life. She's 19. Connects with Eurydice deeply. Me? Persephone, baby. I have seen some shit.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is something my moderately Greek mythology-obsessed friends and I would have done in high school. bsky.app/profile/mewe...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today, I left my house in a crop top for the first time in decades. Being in my fifties and not giving a fuck ROCKS!!!
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Any guesses how we painted this fine art? 😂
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Heading out to Pride!!!
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Got a new shirt (and a bunch of toys and stickers) at @smittenkittenmn.bsky.social !!!
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Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This has gone from "Dumb issue I'm trying to ignore" to "Dumb issue that's kind of amusing" to "Dumb issue that has them arresting scapegoats."
washingtonpost.com
Cyclist arrested at Reflecting Pool is former Olympian who denies vandalism claims
David Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.” Trump has accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment as paint was seen peeling and...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
18b got her medical card. She baked weed brownies to celebrate and gave me one. This having adult kids thing is pretty cool.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
18a has an issue. She knocks on my bedroom door, then enters without waiting for confirmation that it's OK. This morning, I informed her that sometimes I sleep naked so this is a terrible idea. She just did it AGAIN. Looked her dead in the eye and said "What if I'd been masturbating just now?"
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Apologize to your children when you fuck up. Which you will a lot. Work on doing better. Show them the process. Let them see your humility and your work.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Am I about to engage in my third orgy of the weekend? Yes. Yes, I am.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have been nicknamed "Strawberry Tallcake" for my red hair and height and I kinda love it...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tonight was a good night to flop down naked on a bed, declare that I would like some company and then enjoy the attentions of seven delightful partners. And then make plans with two lovely folks I missed for tomorrow...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In a Discord chat where someone jokingly stated that penis measurements are only allowed to be discussed in metric, and a participant stated theirs is 0.00014605 km long...😂😂😂
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Love being a polyamorous mom and having all my motherfuckers wish me a happy Mother's Day...😂
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Today I realized that May is both Masturbation Month and Stroke Awareness Month and I'm giggling at the double entendre.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
18b asked me tonight if I know what an "Eiffel Tower" is. To my credit, I did not... - feign ignorance and ask her to explain - burst out laughing - say "oh yeeeaaaah" and then sigh happily - tell her I've done the thing on the very bed she was sitting on I just said "yep" and left it at that.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
sorry but our politics problem isn't just "republicans bad." another huge part of it is that "too many democrats bad" and "too many democrats weak." you dont get to bad republicans having power if you wont address the other two.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Can we please make "gerontocrat" a thing? Please?
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is going to be my summer of getting railed in a cute little sundress. You are never too old to get railed in a cute little sundress. #50andFabulous
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is Peak Buffalo behavior. Love it!!!
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Alexis @alexisx-au.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"The findings show that the talks frame pornography almost exclusively in negative terms. Most speakers advance controversial and normatively charged claims, ignore counter-evidence, and promote explicitly anti-pornographic arguments." [ Full article paywalled ] #porn #sexuality #research
tandfonline.com
TED talks porn: how TED(x) talks pathologize pornography consumption and promote sexual conservatism
Debates about pornography and its effects on consumers remain highly polarized, particularly in digital media environments. One influential yet understudied medium in this debate are TED(x) talks. ...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dear 18a, Yes, I know you dislike that I am non-monogamous. Please note that the only reason you are aware of this situation is your penchant for snooping. So walk to the nearest mirror and take your anger up with the person you see there. Sincerely, Me
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"I couldn't find any Pepsi...only booze, bolt cutters and condoms." - The Curler's comment after an unsuccessful search for caffeine at my house.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Get you a partner who sends you giant weighted jellyfish plushies with sparkly eyes and so many fuzzy tentacles...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I DO???
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Best part of my drive home from Easter with the family was passing my ex-husband toodling along the highway at 5 under the speed limit. Eat my exhaust, grandma...😂
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I have a weed, piercings and ramen friend date tonight. Cannot overstate how happy I am with my life choices.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's the moooooost wonderful time of the year... April Fool's Day sex toys are dropping! Get a Cocktagon or some Dillumination at @funkittoys.bsky.social There's a Dicktater at @uberrimedildos.bsky.social
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sharing for everyone who will appreciate this delightful, peppy and hopefully tune... I have a bottle of bubbly chilled and a standing invite to a bonfire/orgy when It Happens.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bonus! It's the cocktagon! It's back! All 8 sides of it! New and improved! one of my first april fools toys, and it's been out of the rotation for 8 years, as far as anyone can tell. who's counting. It's funnier this way, let me have it. It might even be true.
funkittoys.com
Cocktagon 2 | funkittoys
The Cocktagon was one of my first April Fools' toys, and I've made some tweaks to the design to bring it up to my current standards. Back after 8 years (i assume, because it's funnier), the Cocktagon ...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rule #1 - Don't ask the crowd a question if you're not sure how they'll respond...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It is time to get pics of the toys on dry land...
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Nothing like a swim in the dildo pool on a Sunday night...
Literally a heart shaped pool with dozens of dildos in it.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Friendly reminder to all: Get your appropriate cancer screenings (mammogram, colonoscopy, skin check, etc.). I had two likely pre-cancerous polyps yeeted today before they could cause bigger trouble! Also, I was a DELIGHT after the anesthesia.
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
That moment when you send your boss a link to @funkittoys.bsky.social website because she's curious about your friend who makes dildos...
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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thingswithwings @thingswithwings.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Mamdani apparently just pulled the kid out of the Omelas hole. Turns out we could've done it anytime
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Lunabelle - Conduit for Nonsense @ninjasexology.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
New sex discovery: CEILING PORN Use a mini projector to put your favorite porn on the ceiling. Hop in bed with partner(s) and enjoy the ease of pleasuring each other while watching your favorite hotness...until you are so worked up watching is no longer the priority.
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