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ninjamonkky.bsky.social

@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Grey Wizard, Union man, Book hoarder, Cornicopia of useless knowledge, Cat lady adjacent

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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 6h
"A Separate Peace, is a book about Peace, but not literally, I mean Literally, but not like obviously. So there's these two guys Phineas and Ferb, and they're together, but not like together, they're separate, at peace, but not literally. And that's, A Separate Peace, by the author guy we all know."
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 9h
Just think about how much money they saved not paying someone
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 9h
Why not. Denial of reality has never steered them wrong before...
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13h
Harold and Maude for Tax Purposes
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think AI is, will be, or even can be, sentient. However, the goal is AGI, a mythological creature atm, but ultimately the aim of these companies and quite frankly I don't think they want you to own a digital slave, I think they want their digital army to keep the human slaves docile.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 22h
He's trying to avoid submarines and he looks terrible in stripes
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A side cauldron
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Star Link is an environmental disaster, so I wouldn't be sad to see it shut down, but the reality for all Musk holdings is Nationalization. Everything that actually makes money is already paid for by public money, so it's logical for the public to own it. We can seize it when he's tried for Treason.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sounds like he just crowd sourced his next job by scraping the company's data, do AI Bros suddenly have a problem with Intellectual theft?
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes, assets aren't secret agents, they're usually shit heads who already compromised themselves somewhere which is then used as leverage to manipulate them to advantage. There's also ideological assets, but Trump has no real ideology.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lol, I mean I would come over and spend the time and money, I'd just charge you for it as a professional contractor. Nice to know you already have diversified the land though.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*sight, fckng auto correct
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nationalize all his assets, put him on a ship in site of land that never touches shore for the rest of his natural life, bury the body in international waters.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heroin, it's not as quick, but it's arguably uglier.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I will only point out that if you were doing a meadow mix, you would at least get to appreciate the late blooms. Fully understand that frustration though.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
COL, Power Bills, AI and data centers ruining your 401K and pension, National Health care, there's so many real things to worry about in the real world. The DC elites are so cooked with Corp temp takers in the DNC, and Twitch worm brained Nazis in the GOP. Average Joe wants COL↘️ NHC Stability etc.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yep those two are about the age he likes...
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was permanently banned from posting for reposting and liking a mundane joke about guillotines. It's been Fascists for awhile.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
On the one hand I feel like Cocaine Bear is doing what any other coke head gets up to on a Saturday night, but then I hate to encourage anyone on cocaine, they are couraged enough, so reluctantly Paddington, marmalade is trash over a good preserve.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's very low and almost every incident involves equipment that was flagged, there's at least one that was due to bad reengineering but even that I think was partially due to misuse of equipment. They are generally safe, but the Freak Accidents are periodic.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A lot of people just vote for the team that their parents did, or vote against that team. It's really red shirt, blue shirt for a number of people because they are not thinking at all long term. They're getting through the hour, through the day. Average person is way lower info than we think.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Almost always turns out to be park negligence. These things are just constantly on the edge of regulation. Especially right now. A lot of businesses talking advantage of the current lawlessness and regulatory corruption.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In one of the multiverses Trump is fulfilling his one true destiny as the Gay hair wash guy at a Salon for Black women. ::: Giggles:::"Girl, I don't know her!"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
As he loses more mental control he'll have less and less restraint when it comes to his awful character. He's got the keys to the football and he's already made a list of cities he's ok to lose. Maybe we should Impeach him.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Incredibly unwell people. I mean therapy and acceptance of the inevitably of death are so much cheaper fiscally and physically.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also Impeachment of the President, Impeachment of the Robert's Kings Court, extensive prosecution of Trump's Mafia, and every rake we can lay in Vladimir Putin's yard.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Next time we're doing Y2K properly and our technology really will all go dark. Let's just make the skillets that built the machine obsolete, we don't need them anymore we have machine.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I heard him. He said your batting skills were top notch.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guy wearing eyeliner, currently in administration covering for Epstein Billionaire pedophiles, obsessing about Bathroom laws while we lose a war, prices soar, and the economy keeps barreling towards a cliff, does lunchroom table burn book attempt on guy running on UHC, and affordability. Sure JuDy.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Or at least the non co-ed ones. I knew someone, a woman, in an Honor Fraternity and they seemed like mostly cool people who you could put your drink down amongst.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Livin' your best authentic life
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well they'd better do that if they want reelection. I'm not interested in crossing aisles and making friends I want every Trump family member, friend, and donor, locked in a hulk floating off the coast, in sight of land but never touching it.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Here's hoping that there was billions in Crypto parked there at least.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Of course he doesn't love men. JD Vance needs two to three cushions for his pushin, that's not including the ones for the backrest.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thinking, or heck, being on her feet at all, clearly not a quality they valued. Does she have a ponytail to keep her hair back, and how does she feel about mushrooms...
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I may be Queer, but at least my sex shooter still works.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every Apocalypse has death cults. It's always very embarrassing for everyone involved, one way or another.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I think a better question would be what are you smelly reporters doing in my McDonald's playpit, this piss covered ballroom is mine. Now GO AWAY! I'm playing Leader Free World. Oopsies Poopsies NATALIE!"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The counter to this is Impeachment
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dear DNC, this is just another example of how Republicans aren't local law makers, They're a Nationalist Brand, trying to take over the country. Like they don't know the home team, they don't know where the States they govern are on the Map. Talk about Coastal Elites. They don't even go here!
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look at the details, shingles impossibly laid, distortion on building surfaces that were altered from the original, the roofline defies physical laws. Btw the reason I can quickly spot all this is my pesky Liberal Arts education. Who knew understanding perspective would help spotting lies.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This building appears to be breaking a number of physical laws, it probably is "IA"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Those who Don't accept the Rebranding of Horseshit, to Night Soil, are the Enemies of the Palace! The Headsman has been made aware and the palace guard has it's orders. All references to Horseshit, Bullshit, and Dogshit, must be repressed, and reprinted as Night Soil."
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Either that or we strangle the Billionaire share holders. That's the negotiation. Pay the fines or taxes and go back to being just a regular citizen instead of a Citizen United, or a bunch of us with pitchforks show up and we let the blacksmith show you how strong his hands are.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This just reminds me that Billionaires are regularly flying around in very easy to crash airplanes, like you could crash a Toy drone into them and take them down. All those silos, but they are constantly getting into helicopters, and somehow they think they'll become Masters of the Universe.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can we talk about how cheap he is? Five sets for less than $300, on a Trillionaire's salary! Poor MiniElons gots a baby daddy who can afford the Death Star, scraping the leftover prequel mini figs off the factory floor for his spawn instead.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, I've said for years that we've never reckoned with what women in the workforce did to the unpaid labor they were doing at home, which in turn had replaced depressed POC labor/slaves, but I doubt that's their angle.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean he outs himself as actually using, "magical thinking," you don't get any less rational than that.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How do the Filthy Rich get and stay there? They are Filthy people.
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