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NINJA BORG

@ninjaborg.com
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The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 20/08/2026
Don't sleep on Salty Nick's youtubes. They're the best youtubes and their silky voice will make you pop like a million boners
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 20/08/2026
Salty Nick is the man! Everyone should subscribe to his channel for dulcet tones.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 18/08/2026
This sounds like our marketing.
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The Daily Beehive @deebeekeeper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An announcement for my newest #frontierscum #ttrpg project! Really excited about this project. With the art in good hands, and getting a lot of good feedback from a lot of people, I am very excited about releasing this bad boy
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/08/2026
Ninja magic
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/08/2026
Nothing was ever proven in court. It was a hung jury and we are still waiting for a new trial date.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/08/2026
Oh excellent. Diminishment.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 13/08/2026
We'd probably pay for some trash talk
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 22/07/2026
Look into the Human Intelligence Institute. Maybe they can help. Tell them NINJA BORG sent you. human.global/about/
human.global
About – Human Intelligence®
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 21/07/2026
A total hot babe
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
We know a publisher…
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
This almost demands a team up with Hammer & Hatchet. Stupid games for smart people, is the motto afterall
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
We're just in it for the money anyway
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
Nobody was looking for the optimal move. Nobody worried about balance. Nobody asked whether an ability technically allowed something. Instead everyone kept trying to make scenes cooler. Funnier. Louder. Faster, better (yeah that tune comes in) More cinematic." – Big Domsky 3/3
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
You stop questioning anything. Instead you start asking: “How can I make this even more ridiculous?” This is probably what impressed me most—freedom. Real freedom. Not “you can do anything” in a vague RPG marketing sense. Actual freedom. 2/3
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/07/2026
Recently NINJA BORG got played by some newcomers and what one of them had to say was just about the best damned marketing anyone could ask for... "Every scene somehow made less sense than the previous one while simultaneously feeling completely natural. That’s the weird magic of NINJA BORG. 1/3
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Nathan|The AARPG Podcast (AP & Interview)| PaxU 🤞 🔜 @tatooineunited.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What if your traditional d4-type Wizard runs out of spells and turns out to be jacked and armed with a shotgun? Add a Jenga tower and a “meet at the gym” phase and you have your next favorite one-shot! BEEFY SHOTGUN WIZARDS! Watch the interview with the creator. youtube.com/live/Bd3j7Jj...
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Advanced Age Roleplaying Gamers Podcast Live - Leftovers Season 2
YouTube video by The Advanced Age Roleplaying Gamers
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/07/2026
Missed out on the FIRST EXPANSION Kickstarter? Nah, bro. You can still late-pledge. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 07/07/2026
And we know what that means. Redlining FIRST EXPANSION in public, within view of the general public. SCANDALOUS!
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 07/07/2026
To all my wretched scvm, unearth your dead and bring them to the discord server! In a few hours I'll be trying to run THE NEWEST MÖRK BORG CULT release, written by some asshole named Gaffy. I'll be trying to do it all day once I start, so join and keep an eye out for an open seat! Happy 7:7!
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 07/07/2026
Somebody didn’t get the joke, obviously
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 05/07/2026
Final hours. However it ends up, we made it. FIRST EXPANSION is a done deal
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 05/07/2026
Final 12 hours to help your favorite ninja masters get to stretch goal heaven. We only need $279 and there is a very convenient $300 reward tier!
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 03/07/2026
You don't need God. You have the power of ninjas on your side.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 03/07/2026
Final 48!
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28/06/2026
There’s still time to pop like a hundred billion boners and back FIRST EXPANSION! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 03/07/2026
We are in the final 69 hours and less than $300 from our stretch goal amount. If you’re planning on getting FIRST EXPANSION at a discount, now is the time!
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28/06/2026
There’s still time to pop like a hundred billion boners and back FIRST EXPANSION! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 24/06/2026
Hey check out this super rad video made by our good friend Salty Nick. Thanks ninja. You should totally like, follow, ring the bell, hug, and kiss Nick to get more of his sweet nummins www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8N1...
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DM advice from NINJA BORG is unique
YouTube video by Salty Nick's Tavern
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 18/06/2026
Time to deploy some ninjas
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a Voice of the Angry Fucking Proletariat @raptorshadow.com · 16/06/2026
Do you need more NINJA BORG in your life? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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Beyond Cataclysm 🌱Making Books @beyondcataclysm.co.uk · 16/06/2026
I love Ronin, but it doesn't know how to laugh at itself. NINJA BORG, on the other hand, is utterly ridiculous and hilarious: and now there's THE FIRST EXPANSION!! Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 16/06/2026
Also on the hook... @philipjensen.bsky.social and the office drones over at @beyondcataclysm.co.uk
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 16/06/2026
FIRST EXPANSION Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! has reached it's funding goal in a mere 21,600 seconds (that's six hours for you non-scientist types)! Keep the money flowing and get even more comic from @elkowalczuk.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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Brian Yaksha (He/They) @brianyaksha.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Brian Butterfield superimposed over a shot of Vallejo California from 2007's Zodiac. BUY NOW is in yellow comic sans over the Featuring Dante From the Devil May Cry Series button.
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Lukasz Kowalczuk @elkowalczuk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This might include one or two pages of my ninja comics AND you can get my original ninja paintings somewhere there. Would I share without it? Sureeken.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 16/06/2026
Now live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 16/06/2026
Three hours till GO TIME, motherfuckers!
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/06/2026
Morrissey forgot the senseis over at NINJA BORG. Fuck you Morrissey, you pretentious bag of rotten dicks.
List of people and or organizations that have wronged Morrissey or some bullshit. Whatever fuck that guy. Or should we say, shut your mouth.
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/06/2026
NINJA BORG's first official supplement is launching next week. Here's a sneak peak at the Quirks. Sorta. Die mad about it. It's not edited yet and we don't want to give it all away. Except for the part about the dildos. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
Shows the Quirks and Skills page. Black background with white text and some large stencil letters in red that spell out QUIRKS. It is mostly blurred except for the following text. 

Ninjas are talented and eccentric motherfuckers. The following tables will make your ninja even more talented and eccentric. Skills lower the die you are using one size in specific situations (this might require negotiating with the MFNM at the table). Quirks are just the weird shit your ninja is into, and if you can work it into gameplay, more fucking power to you. Maybe the MFNM will give you a bonus or some shit, but that's up to them.

16. Juggle d12 dildos. 

Contributors: Kevin B., DeeBeeKeeper, Dinko "Salty Nick" Galetić, Getaro, Derek Gustafson, Bracken MacLeod, Bryan J. McLean, and Laura Winters
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 07/06/2026
You lost us at Cheap Trick
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 02/06/2026
The FIRST EXPANSION for the nearly award winning NINJA BORG, launching soon. Don’t miss out on what will surely be the greatest supplement for the greatest TTRPG of all time. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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Coming soon: NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
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Brian Yaksha (He/They) @brianyaksha.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I have been busy as of late so I've forgotten to market and repost this. The Tiger Princess of Treacherous Tripura is going to be a helluva thing, and to my best efforts I am writing it to compound the things you already like - save for a vicious appeal that perhaps a Rakshasa isn't a tigerman.
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dungeonsnhammers @dungeonsnhammers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Beefy Shotgun Wizards RPG is on Kickstarter! Fast play, d6 dice pools, d6666 loot table, and a Jenga Tower! Video: @rowangravlin.bsky.social Art: @danielharila.bsky.social Music: @gelu-morsus.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/ham... #beefyshotgunwizards #indierpg #ttrpgcommunity #osr
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/05/2026
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 09/05/2026
We prefer the term bonerheads
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 08/05/2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 01/05/2026
Just a reminder, Cheap Trick still sucks
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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 29/04/2026
NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day
A screenshot of the first text written for NINJA BORG on April 26, 2023. It reads...

Stats
Pumped Up
Guitar Wailing
Going Berserk
Flipping Out and Killing People

Each point in a stat reduces die size one step

Resolution
Roll under Ninja Factor Target. Max roll is always failure.

Real Ultimate Power: d3 times per day, automatically succeed on any roll


Gear
Ninja sword
Ninja stars (ranged)

Ninja Magic
Turn Invisible
Disguise
Explode Head
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Enemies
Punk
Biker Bear
Cyborg Pirate
CIA Mullet Operative
Zombie Nazi
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Reilly Qyote @gendershrug.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Head to @ipr.bsky.social if you want to see for yourself why my latest IPR best seller, EVERY VILLAIN IS A LOSER, has been nominated for "Best Art" over at @igdn-official.bsky.social All credit to @frederikhornung.com for the mind blowing illustrations www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Every-...
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