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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/06/2026

Morrissey forgot the senseis over at NINJA BORG. Fuck you Morrissey, you pretentious bag of rotten dicks.

List of people and or organizations that have wronged Morrissey or some bullshit. Whatever fuck that guy. Or should we say, shut your mouth.

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/06/2026

NINJA BORG's first official supplement is launching next week. Here's a sneak peak at the Quirks. Sorta. Die mad about it. It's not edited yet and we don't want to give it all away. Except for the part about the dildos. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

Shows the Quirks and Skills page. Black background with white text and some large stencil letters in red that spell out QUIRKS. It is mostly blurred except for the following text.

Ninjas are talented and eccentric motherfuckers. The following tables will make your ninja even more talented and eccentric. Skills lower the die you are using one size in specific situations (this might require negotiating with the MFNM at the table). Quirks are just the weird shit your ninja is into, and if you can work it into gameplay, more fucking power to you. Maybe the MFNM will give you a bonus or some shit, but that's up to them.

16. Juggle d12 dildos.

Contributors: Kevin B., DeeBeeKeeper, Dinko "Salty Nick" Galetić, Getaro, Derek Gustafson, Bracken MacLeod, Bryan J. McLean, and Laura Winters

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/05/2026

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 08/05/2026

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 29/04/2026

NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day

A screenshot of the first text written for NINJA BORG on April 26, 2023. It reads...

Stats
Pumped Up
Guitar Wailing
Going Berserk
Flipping Out and Killing People

Each point in a stat reduces die size one step

Resolution
Roll under Ninja Factor Target. Max roll is always failure.

Real Ultimate Power: d3 times per day, automatically succeed on any roll

Gear
Ninja sword
Ninja stars (ranged)

Ninja Magic
Turn Invisible
Disguise
Explode Head
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Enemies
Punk
Biker Bear
Cyborg Pirate
CIA Mullet Operative
Zombie Nazi

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26/03/2026

Flip out. Chop heads. Pop like 12109 boners. Coincidentally Booth 12109 is where @ipr.bsky.social and Pandemonium Books and Games are living la vida loca with NINJA BORG, the greatest TTRPG ever! And we totally stole this sweet map from @gendershrug.bsky.social (find E.V.I.L. at the booth too)

Map of the PAX EAST hall showing the location of the IPR booth and a mockup of the NINJA BORG book. We completely stole this from the Afterthought Committee / Reilly Qyote and just slapped our book over their book in the upper right corner. One because it’s a nice fucken map; two, we are ninjas and we do sneaky shit like this; and three, we are kinda lazy.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 16/03/2026

All about the buttons and apparel over at Five-Finger Death Cock

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 20/11/2025

Also pick up a copy of the Mission Zine Missions with missions written by @gaffy.itch.io @brackenmacleod.bsky.social @tessa.bogfolk.com @creaturecuration.com and one of the idiots that wrote the core rules, @rugosekohn.com! BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!

Cover photo of the mission zine missions. Styled after the movie poster for Bruce Lee’s seminal film, Enter the Dragon

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 05/11/2025

Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.

Our cassette manufacturer posting on Instagram about how fucking awesome we are

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 30/10/2025

As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER! 30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!

A list of thirty prompts for NINJEMBER

Melon chopping

Side kick!

Sharp accessories

Poopy-diaper baby tummy

Hiyah!

Fred Ward

Bong rips for Jesus

Punch a Nazi in the dick

Morning karate session

Shuriken (are completely badass)

AI slop

A half hour of pilates

Andre 3000

Rickenbacher 4000

Powerman 5000

Jean-Claude Van Damme doing combat splits

Rescuing the unicorn princess

Sister Christian

Devolutionary oath

1970 Ford Econoline SuperVan

Backwoods cherry-flavored cigars

Tofurkeyducken

The biggest pile of cocaine you ever seen (or done)

Godfrey Ho

Cannon Films

Tropical island hideout

Mysterious briefcase

Mail-order nunchucks

That time Jeff stole your DQ Blizzard and like twenty-six or twenty-seven ninjas jumped out of nowhere and totally started wailing on him

Final day: NINJAS!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/10/2025

NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice

A NINJA BORG style douchebag, detailing an ICE AGENT, for your ninjas to give the ol' ultraviolence to. Shows a former member of the Gravy SEALS in his sweet ICE uniform with his super tough and scary skull mask. Because you gotta look like a badass when you are beating up on tamale vendors. Fucking pricks. The ICE agents, not the tamale vendors. Tamale vendors are badass.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 01/10/2025

Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.

The list of prompts for NINJATOBER. They are all ninja. Every day. Ninja. But each entry uses a different typeface, so there's that.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/09/2025

Haha. Look at this baby-tummy

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/09/2025

That's right motherfucker

Map of the USA indicating the most popular curse word in all 50 states

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 19/09/2025

Proof that ninjas have existed throughout human history

Arcade cabinet for the game that everyone surely loves, Caveman Ninja

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/09/2025

Need to find a ninja to play NINJA BORG with? We shipped globally. Even to far off Macao! Top 3 US States were... 1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies) 2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself) 3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)

Map of all the US states that NINJA BORG shipped to. Because we have ninjas all over it's easier to list the places it didn't go. Alabama, Delaware, Idaho, Nebraska, North Dakota, Mississippi, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming.

A map of all the countries NINJA BORG shipped to. The world is a big place so it's best to group this into regions. Most of North America. Brazil in South America. A good portion of Europe. Australia. Macao.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 12/09/2025

Marvel at the wonders of NINJA BORG! Now delivering to homes around the globe in unmarked boxes. Hiya motherfuckers!

All the NINJA BORG goodness a motherfucker could want. The core rules, the collector's edition, the movie poster, ninja pad, soundtrack on cassette, glow-in-the-dark sticker, and a fucking bomb-ass box to hold almost all of it. Swagalicious!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/09/2025

In a frenzy of slashing ninja swords and hurling shuriken, NINJA BORG has completed shipping of Kickstarter rewards. You have our gratitude!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 09/09/2025

NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday

The collector’s edition of NINJA BORG, movie poster with solo play guidelines, and glow in the dark sticker unpackaged somewhere in the world

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 03/09/2025

A new douchebag for NINJA BORG, inspired by an old douchebag from the nursing home. Made in a matter of minutes. #fucktacotits #wheresdonnie #releasetheepsteinfiles

A spread detailing the enemy NPC, the 600 pound window. Inspired by the insipid rambling of TFG at his proof of life presser on September 2, 2025. The left side is a description and d6 EAT results. The right side is a window frame, strutting down the street. Sorta jazzy. Kinda like a glass and wood Mr. Natural.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 31/08/2025

The film's poster was the inspiration behind the NINJA BORG poster

American Ninja's movie poster, on the left, was the inspiration for the NINJA BORG poster, on the right.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 30/08/2025

Our fans really understand us

A fan pays a compliment to NINJA BORG by telling Rugose, "You guts are wonderful." To which Rugose replies, "My guts are pretty prolific"

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 25/08/2025

This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A

Photo of the cargo ship AS PALINA at sea

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 23/08/2025

Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits

Ninja box for storing shuriken or NINJA BORG materials or both.

NINJA BORG OST on cassette. Music courtesy of Australian doom metal band, Bong Coffin.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 25/07/2025

A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/06/2025

They are probably willfully ignorant of NINJA BORG’s version too. It’s a conspiracy we tell ya!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 06/06/2025

If you buy the NINJA BORG Mission Zine Missions, your ninjas too can chill with Viggo in a hot tub while overlooking Los Angeles.

Viggo Mortensen adorned with a sweet tattoo of a tiger surfing the Great Wave and badass cobra, lounges in a hot tub with a glass of bubbly. Behind him, through an open overhead door, we can see the back of the Hollywood sign and Los Angeles at dusk stretches out before us. Looks pretty fucking dope. Viggo's future is so bright, he's gotta wear shades.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 30/05/2025

Got some porno in the mail today

Print proof copy of NINJA BORG held by a very sexy hand.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 04/05/2025

It may not be the bestest art ever, but NINJA BORG doesn’t use fucking AI. Here’s a Timelapse of the Boner Blast drawing. #fuckAI

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26/04/2025

On this day, two years ago at 8:13AM, NINJA BORG was birthed! To celebrate here is a peek at our humble beginnings (now almost 140 pages in layout)...

The original words put to page, two years ago. April 26, 2023.

Stats
Pumped Up
Guitar Wailing
Going Berserk
Flipping Out and Killing People

Each point in a stat reduces die size one step

Resolution
Roll under Ninja Factor Target. Max roll is always failure.

Real Ultimate Power: d3 times per day, automatically succeed on any roll

Gear
Ninja sword
Ninja stars (ranged)

Ninja Magic
Turn Invisible
Disguise
Explode Head

Enemies
Punk Biker Bear
Cyborg Pirate
CIA Mullet Operative
Zombie Nazi

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 15/04/2025

Ninjocuments ninjelivered via ninjourier

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28/03/2025

New Kickstarter update out today. TLDR Layout almost done, posters ordered, here's the shit we've printed and rec'd. (50) sheet A5 ninja pads and glow-in-the-dark logo stickers. The stickers are from the fine folks @stickerninja.bsky.social

An isometric view of the fifty sheet A5 tear-off ninja pads for recording your totally badass ninja.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 21/03/2025

Preorder NINJA BORG now motherfucker! ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Four sample spreads of ninja goodness. One shows a Charlie's Angelsesque intro to ninja generation and a sweet mountain drawing that uses typographical chicanery to make it even artier. Other spread shows a pile of bodies and a sweet ninja standing over it with the rules for making your ninja even more badass (leveling up). The third spread is some business dork looking over a city as a helicopter launches fucking missiles at him and three ninjas leap in for the kill. It's the intro page to the awesome Secret Ninja Mission Generator we provide. The final spread is an example of the enemies you might face, a Fuckin' Cop and a Mindless Robot Warrior.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 14/03/2025

No time like the present to preorder NINJA BORG and get all this awesomness! Check out the Table of Contents! ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

The Table of Contents page from NINJA BORG! A sexy ninja looks upon the listings for over 120 pages of gonzo fun. Listings include:
Introduction
Life and Times of NINJA BORG
Real Fucking Simple System
Game Turns
Advanced Combat Tactics
Additional Rules
Ninja Manifestation
Ninja Abilities
Ninja Weapons
Ninja Swag
Ninja Magic
Advancement Ceremony
Motherfuckin' Ninja Masters
Conversion Guide
Mission Generator
Douchebags, Jagoffs, and Other Sunsabidges
ÜberCreeps
Ninja Allies
Introductory Mission
Stunts for Lulz

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 12/03/2025

We've gotten three of the missions from our guest writers for the add-on mission zine and the latest, from @briancolin.com is just as batshit as the first two from @brackenmacleod.bsky.social and @tessa.bogfolk.com Preorder here! ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

A woman with stereotypical "Karen" hair, bad wrist tattoo, and "Live, Laugh, Love... Wine" tee-shirt; rages with fist raised. She's probably yelling something like "You goddamned NINJA BORG kids! I know your parents!" or something like that. What's so special about this lady that we post a picture of her? Well she is one of 40+ foes you can find in NINJA BORG for your ninjas to deal with. But she's no joke. Piss her off and she might run you down in her sweet van.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/03/2025

Except for the intro mission section, NINJA BORG layout is 97% done (that 3% is the constant state of tinkering). You really should preorder the game that kicks you in the face and you’re thankful for it. ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

A photo of some super-sweet FIVE-FINGER DEATH COCK boxer-briefs on a swole unit. Just because. Available in our merch store at ninjaborg.com if you want to be a swole unit too

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/02/2025

The ninjas have been quiet because they’ve been busy working on the motherfuckin’ book. Preorder now. It’ll chop you the fuck in half! ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

The mockup of the greatest TTRPG ever created. NINJA BORG! Depicts a ninja chopping the head off of some jagoff.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26/01/2025

The sidekick ninja, updated and improved to be more ninja and less karate kid in a mask

A super sweet ninja throws out a devastating sidekick to an unseen adversary. Probably a pirate.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 23/01/2025

NINJA BORG has left Twitter. Any posts claiming to be us over there are frauds. Probably pirates

NINJA BORG’s last tweet on Twitter. Most importantly says Fuck you Elon

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 22/01/2025

Hark! An opportunity for shameless self-promotion? Why yes, thank you! NINJA BORG, our love letter to crappy 80s ninja movies and the rules lite ethos of games like MÖRK BORG (we share half a name, but this ain't your Swedish grandpa's RPG) ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

The totally badass cover of the standard retail edition of NINJA BORG! A five-pointed shuriken to the face! Depicts a totally boss ninja using their ninja sword to chop off the head of some loser (probably a pirate)

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 11/01/2025

An opportunity for shameless self-promo? Why yes! Thank you! Everyone can just give up now because the most perfectist and amazingist game of all timelines is coming in 2025. NINJA BORG! Accepting preorders on Backerkit now ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 31/12/2024

From our dojo to yours, Five-Finger Death Cock wishes you a Happy New Year. May all your ninja dreams come true motherfuckers.

A 2025 Ninja cuts the head off of the 2024 Grandpa, because fuck that noise and we are that much closer to being done with TFG.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 29/12/2024

The team at NINJA BORG pours one out for President Jimmy Carter. RIP Mr. Carter, you got more shit than you deserved and yet rose above it, like a true ninja.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 21/12/2024

This "holiday season" ruthlessly murder the plutocrats, but like totally in a fun, pretend way. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and Happy Holidays and fuck nazis (but not in a good way, like a "fuck you nazi" middle finger way).

A holiday greeting from NINJA BORG. A ninja slices a Santa in half with a badass ninja sword and there's blood flying everywhere and it says MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS because ninjas use bad words and swear. A lot. Or at least I do. So tough shit. There I go again. On my own. Going down the only road I've ever known. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. Fuck. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 17/12/2024

No. We'd chop it in half with a ninja sword like it was a cantaloupe!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 27/11/2024

Who has two thumbs and wants to see a motherfuckin' ninja drawing timelapse? Some of you out there! Here's an hour twenty one condensed into 30 seconds. Check out our backerkit preorder page and get ready to rumble! Link in the comments... ⤵️

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 22/11/2024

Hope y'all are having a happy Dead Pirate Day in ninjaland. Reply with pictures of your decorations for the holiday

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