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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira

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Nell from the movie Nell

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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 1h
I bet squeezing Liberty Biberty's head is like a stuffed animal wrapped around an ostrich egg Like, I bet there's a crack right at the end
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 1h
Apropos of nothing I legitimately thought the title was Cloaca 2 and I called it that for a year until my bio teacher looked at me questioningly
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 1h
Been to three weddings in my life where that was the soundtrack and it never gets old
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 1h
I'm not a regular college ball watcher, but MAN rivalry games always threaten that status
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 22h
Havin' a Roast Beef kinda day
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is such a hilariously slippery slope that I'm starting to think you're doing a bit
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boy, I'd be pretty mad at the Israeli government for indiscriminately firing into the crowd then!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big men, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they come up to me, they say "sir, sir, won't you come, please sir, wash away the rain"
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But also man, if we thought the makeup artist on 60 Minutes hated Erika Kirk, this lady's makeup artist must want her dead
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one hand, I do think it's ok to make fun of literally any aspect of someone who would kill me herself if it would get her a tax break On the other, I have to think that lady's body dysmorphia was already at the level of a Batman villain and this isn't going to help things
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should have said "bats" an eye, this is going to bug the shit out of me
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incest porn becoming so normalized that Nature Made could remix the classic Folgers incest ad and no one would bat an eye www.youtube.com/watch?v=yudY...
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Nature Made takes care of you, so you can focus on what matters most
YouTube video by Nature Made
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amy have you ever tried being on the right side of an issue
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agreed, it's a tragedy people believe transparent lies like that www.reuters.com/fact-check/n...
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Fact Check: No evidence 4,000 people are killed yearly by undocumented immigrants
There is no evidence to suggest undocumented immigrants are responsible for 4,000 U.S. deaths every year, contrary to social media posts sharing the unsubstantiated statistic.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/10/2026
there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The concept of "Snoop Dogg, America's Sweetheart". The man almost went to jail! For murder! And now he's safe enough that NBC gives him a featured spot during the Olympics!
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The top prize in the 90s was a million dollars! A million dollars in the 90s is like a billion dollars today!
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starting a thread of things that happen now in pop culture that would baffle teenaged me. This is inspired by the new Monopoly at McDonalds ad where A. the background music is an ODB track in which at one point Dirty talks about killing and burying a woman, and B. the top prize is a Carnival cruise
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At first I thought you were a plain garden variety shithead, because what kind of asshole responds to a pretty innocuous comment like that. Then I checked your post history and realized you're some combo of brain damaged, dumb, and illiterate, so now I don't feel so bad Fuck along off now
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know it's Canada and not like Brazil but it's vaguely crazymaking to see the USMNT play like an actual team
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
IMDB credit page for a skeleton
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's not news to say Ohtani is cool as shit, but I always giggle at his face when he's up to bat. No emotions, no thoughts, just bat should hit ball
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peter subtweeting Hobbes, the podcast is dead
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing I've learned in 43 years of existence: anyone who says "_________ tears are so sweet" is THEE most humorless, least interesting person in the world
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God forbid a Toong get a little motion
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
someone really ought to write a book about jews who become white nationalists
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blade answers this question pretty definitively; the baby will be a daywalker and dedicate his or her life to eliminating all the bloodsuckers
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely love this for you
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Explain my passions" is a fucking BAR
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this. Bean Dad happened like a week after I joined Twitter, I was so excited
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja Wilson is just cool as shit, man
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ben Affleck doing ads for AFLAC can't be a good sign for where things are going
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man on the right waiting to tear his suit off and join the Tour de France
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This would rock AND would have one guaranteed fatality per reunion
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you told me Tracey was the Comic Shop Guy after cutting his ponytail, I wouldn't be able to dispute the evidence
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drinking the Heavy Dew
Image of Bart Simpson getting zooted off the squishee made entirely of syrup
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Almost certainly recency bias, but: Pulisic could never
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also that's probably the second best show I've watched this year, after Asura
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll admit that I think they do a good job of contextualizing his shittiness. EVENTUALLY. But my god I was wishing the worst on him until then
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Widow's Bay is really good aside from the stupid shitty teen son
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IIRC the only MiUK products are the core range (Bedale, Beaufort, etc, though usually not brand partnerships), that are usually at least 20% more expensive than the trendy stuff
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Word on r/barbour is that the repairs have fallen WAY off. More expensive, they're less likely to repair, the jackets don't come back rewaxed, etc. Streets are saying Oily Jack is the way to go
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Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira @ninegod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at a corporate retreat this week where one of my colleagues ran a photo through Claude. It made literally all of my POC colleagues white, removed hands, randomly yassified two people, blurred features, and added about six rows of laces to our director's Jordan Lows
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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