Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If a beautiful woman has never slapped at your arms and chest due to your heart being full of roguish mischief, can you really claim to have lived? 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I swear to god, if these dumb fucking psychopathic bastards nuke Iran. 000
Reposted by Dumb FoundedChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/06/2025LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection. 228118742704
Reposted by Dumb FoundedMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Israel Defense Minister Israel Katz declares a special state of emergency in the home front throughout the entire State of Israel: “Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected.” 720363
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I feel as if I’ll make it all the way to the 2030s before feeling like 2016 wasn’t 3 years ago. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Children have opps, back in my day we had naysayers. 000
Reposted by Dumb FoundedBurnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 08/05/2025the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope 516333115463
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Why kind of therapy do I need when the only thing I feel like eating is that PRIMORDIAL STEW the 1st single celled organisms were eating. How can I reclaim that high? 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Does anyone have a white boy who raps directly at you? 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I so desperately wish to be liberated from renting and subscribing. Hostage situation type economy. 010
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The only wacky conspiracy I believe in is that Trudeau is 1000% Castro’s son. Every other conspiracy I believe in is just the actual truth. 010
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Everyone asking if 100 Men could take 1 gorilla, but no one’s stop to think if we SHOULD. slip away. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Mother fuckers want to talk about the Virginia Giuffre suicide like she wasn’t horribly traumatized by years of harassment and abuse. JE was killed, but this is pretty cut and dry. To todash DARKNESS with all of you. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 20/04/2025B-Movie director, by my whole thing is I’m NOT a degenerate. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I have to keep track of the trends I’m seeing in my dating history. So far it’s a lot of vegans/vegetarians and habitual blanket stealers. 040
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I’m remembering the media glossing Bukele’s horrible knob about his “tough on crime” shit looking at this photo. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 13/04/2025A bunch of hippies came in, bought all our soup. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I’m a simple person. Easily distracted by dogs, puppets, and nice sweaters. I rap to my roommates cat. I’m in a 12 step program. My taxes are NOT finished. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2025My therapist said I’m attracted to people with BPD, and I’m like… isn’t everyone? Hahaha, but seriously though I need help. 010
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Things haven’t felt ok since the last Ying Yang Twins album. 000
Reposted by Dumb Foundedbrutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Customer is one of the most sinful things one can be. It takes you further from god 15010
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I want a liberal amount of Mac n Cheese. It’s the exact same as a conservative amount, but I want to be praised for pretending to be upset about how much I’m taking. 011
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I talk a big game, but if I ever saw ScarJo in real life, I’d probably panic, blush, and tell her she’s pretty. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 28/02/2025When you’re on a date and you both start expressing extremist political views 💕✨ 010
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I showed up to the dump, I’m not afraid of the trash. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I’m guilty to admit that whenever my cinephile friends were asking me if I had seen Kicking & Screaming, I had assumed they meant the Will Ferrel movie. This is not a joke, it’s a confession. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Like this NBA player so much I’m projecting a narrative on him. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’ve tried lean like 2 or 3 times, and it made me wanna die. Lil Wayne is in danger. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The Lighthouse, or as I’ve come to call it— “Boy Persona”. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Dude my therapist could totally beat your therapist up. 020
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Watching Elon tepidly attempt a Sieg Heil is so fucking theatrically dumb. Man’s one of the most powerful people in America, and by all appearances he’s covering his eyes, running to safety, and blind firing over the polis. Corny soulless fascist scum. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Keep your eye on the donut, and not on the hole. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 15/01/2025This is a rough towel household. If you use soft towels, you need to be purged. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Ya ever wonder what a caveman’s political beliefs would be? Like “Ugg is violent DemSoc,” right? 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’ll stop talking about WWII once it stops dictating every fucking second of my life. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 12/01/2025This is going to clock my age, but Urban Outfitters lost its identity. 000
Dumb Founded @nincampoop.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Committing the sensual act of glazing cinnamon rolls. 000
