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Nile (like the river)

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ass of an angel (she/her)

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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/04/2026
Magic content creators only need one thing to retire and it's $600
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/04/2026
LMAO
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/04/2026
does anyone want to buy 100 sprout swarms
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026
nonono, i am trying to display DECKS of like bicycle playing cards. box and all
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026
correct. like those little ledges that people use for pictures would be great but i want small ones that hold a single deck if it's that
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026
serious inquiry: i collect playing card decks. i would like a way to display them on the wall does anyone have good solutions for this?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/03/2026
also i do have the original sketch for this teehee 💚
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 23/03/2026
my favorite card art is the original sketch for dawnhand eulogist
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 23/03/2026
sherROCK holmes is like "sedimentary, my dear watson"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 22/03/2026
i gotta get me some new overalls
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2026
rip kid cudi you would have loved section 730 of the magic the gathering comprehensive rulebook
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 18/03/2026
domain expansion: 10 million fireflies 

jjk narrator: 
the owl city clan are masters of a rare type of curse manipulation that allows them to control insects. this combined with guy-from-owl-city's cursed technique of curse transference allows him to transfer a fraction of his cursed energy into a regular insect, thus granting him full control of it. once he has taken full control of a firefly or other insect he is able to force it into a binding vow that not only multiplies that insects cursed energy in exchange for its life, but also replenishes some of his own cursed energy, meaning he can do this for as many insects as he can find. the owl city clan has been breeding fireflies since before the heian era, and guy-from-owl-city just sent them all on a kamikaze death strike that no sorcerer on earth could withstand. with the sole exception of satoru gojo of course
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 17/03/2026
playing jund yawg so i can play these and dryad arbors in gods most confusing mana base
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 16/03/2026
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026
maybe quarantine animal crossing
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026
yeah balatro def had a moment but none of these come close to pokemon go summer
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026
if you know me at all you know which one won
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/03/2026
pokopia and sts2 fought for my affection a clear winner emerged
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
triske.
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
"watch me ignore this tornado watch" was something i said countless times growing up in Oklahoma
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
get him off commander and convince him modern is better and then build belcher against him
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
what maria said
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
sometimes someone who has a pfp of a thing from the company I'm making a tcg for will like a post of mine and I'm always like give it a few years and you're gonna FREAK OUT bud
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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/03/2026
LOL
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/03/2026
bosco and irene were on profs show when i worked there and i remember thinking "holy shit this show has never seen performers this talented" you should be watching anything and everything they do
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/03/2026
it's called decky now, pass it on
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
yeah he'll die on that hill bc I'm gonna kill him on it
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
so crazy to be at gdc surrounded by thousands of tech bros and just think to myself "i bet none of you think candyland is a game 🙄"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
I'm all for mutual aid or whatever but there is no threshold where "if you make x dollars you need to be giving some to your trans friends" that's not helpful and it's not how community works just like, know the trans people close to you and help them if you can and when they need it
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
i spent most of my life with this being my favorite movie (and then went On The Net and realized other people were NOT getting the same message out of it as i was lmao) can clock an obscure FC reference from a mile away
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/03/2026
fight club remake where he cures his insomnia with a YouTube premium subscription
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/03/2026
the worst part about the mitzi stuff is i feel like i am having to grieve her 100 times. every time i see her i go "oh fuck, you're dying" and it all kinda just hits me again and then, bc she's an angel, she sees me crying and comes to console me through HER cancer. it's fucked
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/03/2026
thought this said spouse at first and was trying to figure out how this applied to me
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/03/2026
gulp
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 25/02/2026
now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 04/03/2026
kids, do not grow up to have a corporeal form. it is such a scam.
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 05/03/2026
much to consider
screenshot of a reel that is just text on a black background, "what if the queef is actually an exasperated sigh from the pussy at how unfairly women are treated in our society?"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 08/03/2026
like EVERYONE or like everyone but Nile and create a really codependent friendship w her?
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WITCHES' REVEL @witches-revel.games · 06/03/2026
Witches’ Revel is at ECCC! If you’re going, come try the game - and you know anyone in Seattle who’s going, let them know! — A. ✾
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 06/03/2026
Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish! We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :)
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 05/03/2026
i forgot that this is the sincerity platform and y'all don't know that I'm joking when i say I'm not joking that was mommy's fault, no one is mad at you
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 05/03/2026
I'm not even joking when i see that seeing women post about Leon Kennedy is making me realize maybe I'm actually not really bi
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 02/03/2026
"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do." "Oh, okay, sure Christopher Lee, take it away. Action!" "YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH !!!"
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 26/02/2026
hey! would it be possible for you to dm me or give me an email or something to chat? I don't think i can dm you if you aren't following me, otherwise i would ✨
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 26/02/2026
serious inquiry, pls share: do any of y'all have any good lawyers who have worked in games/entertainment?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/02/2026
PORTLAND AIR I HAVE MISSSSSED YOU
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/02/2026
denver air that's quite enough
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 21/02/2026
you around this weekend?
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 21/02/2026
DENVER AIR I HAVE MISSSSED YOU
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