Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 06/03/2026Come see me at Emerald City Comic Con all weekend long and check out the game I'm helping publish! We are at booth 41325 with product AND you can learn how to play the game with me :) 28217
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 02/03/2026"Peter, have you ever heard the sound a man makes when he's stabbed in the back? Well, I have, and I know what to do." "Oh, okay, sure Christopher Lee, take it away. Action!" "YEEEEOWCH! OUCHIE!! EEEEEOWWWWWWWWWCH !!!" 0867
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 20/02/2026please share! I'm looking for two (2) PT stamped copies of this card. if you have any and are willing to part with them, lmk *liam neeson voice* "if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i DO have money. will pay. thx i just want my kids back" 05328
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 16/02/2026pov you gotta work out at 8 and kill satoru gojo at 9 51132
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 15/02/2026happy Valentine's day here's a slutty little pic i took earlier today 😏 91022
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 14/02/2026ER did not go well. Mitzi has a large inoperable tumor on her liver, likely cancer. All I can do from here is make her as comfortable as possible. I'm all sorts of fucked up about it. I've been with her for 11 years, and I've never loved anyone more. don't reach out. I don't wanna talk. 💚 03485
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/02/2026this card alone has done more for my life than any singular person has in my 33 years of living 140
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 13/02/2026used to build and paint a lot of minis here's one of my faves 030
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 12/02/2026pls enjoy my new favorite hobby which is taking out of context screenshots of texts with my friend jo in ways that could possibly incriminate her 2340
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/02/2026if i get bored between packs during a draft i WILL go on my phone 4684
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026forgot what shirt i was wearing when i went to workout this morning trainer goes "oh that's an interesting shirt haha" then he goes "is that a brand or something?" and i said "oh no haha" and he goes "it's a bad word..right?" lmao yeah bro for you it IS indeed a bad word 2631
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026he explains it himself in his sheepish, useless, 12 hours too late walk back 1270
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 09/02/2026commander content creators wanting to talk about the B&R and desperately trying to figure out how to spell rhythm 131307
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 07/02/2026well here's her whole (3-0/6-0) deck @duckvalentine.bsky.social is the drafter here :) 1100
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 07/02/2026a friend played a sharpie cube i made a while back and she sent me pics of her deck i forgot all about this beauty lmao 1541
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/02/2026ty to @raffsputin.bsky.social for confirming that if I superior spiderman a grist i end up with a 4/4 grist that is NOT a creature lol 1291
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 01/02/2026she should be paid double whatever the best paid pro tour coverage person is being paid 721215
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 31/01/2026"do you guys know the term twinking? it comes from mmo's" ummmmm, I'm not sure it does Mr. Koster 2191
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 27/01/2026no thanks pal I've met enough historical chasers for one lifetime 41263
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 26/01/2026my friend suzy printed me this lamp and it's such a vibe 1502
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 24/01/2026someone next to me had brought the coolest monument trackers I've ever seen (which they printed themselves) :) 4580
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 22/01/2026i might make a last minute deck pivot to something i brewed up last night solely bc ger bear said it doesn't look terrible 1520
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/01/2026obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty 2551
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 11/01/2026i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard" meanwhile: 6420
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10/01/2026come on lmao i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards 7552
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 08/01/2026someone made this with love in their heart (love in their heart for me specifically i think) 61002
Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 08/01/2026if it makes y'all feel better.. basically all pokemon collectibles are HIGHLY dependent on grade anything below a 9 falls off a cliff, and a 9 is REALLY good condition 120
