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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You either die a hero or live long enough to be told you’re not goth by someone wearing ed hardy who wasn’t even alive when you started going to goth clubs 💀
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A tweet by Charlie Kirk saying it’s ’fun to see all these anti gun people celebrate a day won by armed citizens’
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was talking to a friend about how dumb it is that Big Tech is taking cues from the sci-fi/cyberpunk books I read growing up and realized in real-time that Hiro Protagonist is a Door Dasher ☠️ *I know pizza delivery has existed forever, it’s the ‘vigilante’ aspect of it that gives app gig vibes.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the event is slow so it’s time to get cross-faded
A chill crusty white dog with pink sunglasses
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Computer, enhance.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me watching Rocky Horror as a kid: Sure Dr. Frankenfurter is cool, but why is everyone trying to hook up with him? Me watching Rocky Horror as an adult: OOOOOOOOH RIP Tim Curry you gorgeous bitch 😢
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As a Drugs Enjoyer this Reggie Watts shit reminds me how much I hate ‘psychonauts’ who legitimize their drug use as ‘medicine’ and inject bs spirituality into it. Now I believe there are legitimate medical uses for a lot of substances, but this feels like Volstead Act during prohibition shit to me.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sentient loop pedal Reggie Watts’ right wing turn is gonna be wild
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Funny how men stopped telling me I am an old soul once I got an old body 🤔
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m doing an event and the vendor next to me is visiting with a friend who stopped by and that friend is telling them ‘I just made a quick hundo’ and I heard another vendor pipe up going ‘nice what do you sell?’ And the dude in the most deadpan voice was like ‘drugs’ 😭
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me getting paid in advance for work: Haha Fuck Yes!! Yes! Me having to do the work I was paid in advance for: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck. *I actually love when clients do this, this is purely a Me Problem
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Golden hour Puck
Picture of a white and grey cat with golden light on him
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some Big News from @nikolking.bsky.social and me.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People being surprised Hank Green uses AI when dude is the most ai gf having lookin ass I’ve ever seen
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Water find its own level.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
✨Cosmic Gate ✨is my Patreon design this month! Follow the link in my bio if you want first dibs on Shirts, patches, and banners! #illustration #cosmichorror #cosmic #screenprint #scifi
An image of a classical art inspired arch with tentacles curling around the pillars. There is an opening at the top where a monstrous mouth snarls. The arch contains a spiral universe with a black hole at the center.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gen Z are the sweetest kids you’ve ever met dressed exactly like the biggest douchebags you knew in 2004
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I saw La Grange trending and thought I was going to see some cool ZZ Top shit, but apparently it’s something phish-related, gross 😒
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just realized I’ve been quoting this movie at least once a week ever since I saw it over 30 years ago
VHS photo of the movie Surviving The Game
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Getting high on low tide at Point Defiance with @nikolking.bsky.social. Extreme low tide, sea caves, heron, bonus deer.
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Back in my old Seattle hood on Capitol Hill, vending for @nikolking.bsky.social at the Comet Tavern and imo someone should bring me a breakfast sandwich from Lil’ Woody’s for which they will be Rewarded.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Why is it always the friend that ‘doesn’t even smoke weed’ that whips out the 32oz jar on ya 😂
A large glass jar full of marijuana
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Printmakers are like the grandpas of art cause what tool you need or construction, wiring, plumbing, I got you #printmaking
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Fun Fact: if you see a car with a Trump sticker on it, it’s legal to siphon gas from it
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Scene report 🌱 #gardening #garden
A spiral garden bed made of concrete cylinders with plant starts planted in them
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Been wanting to make my banners fancier. This is for an art show next week in Olympia ✨ #printmaking #medieval #tower #tapestry
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Whoa, Malcolm in the Middle reboot says ACAB
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Boosting this for one of my oldest friends who just lost his dad
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
New design I whipped up this week. I have a pre-order for shirts of it going on right now. Follow the link in my bio to shop ✨ #printmaking #tshirt #biteback #medieval #dogs
Design of a dog in medieval armor with BITE BACK in big spiky lettersA white tee shirt with the Bite Back dog design on it with an announcement that they are on preorder and will ship in late April
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One upside of visiting the terrible Midwest town my grandmother lives in is it makes me realize that while living in the pnw is expensive, it’s worth every goddamn penny.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🎶I’m a hot girl, I do hot shit. Spending income on resin kits🎶 #adepticon
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I want to live in a timeline where Ray and Dave Davies put aside their differences to kick Moby’s ass
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me and my bestie
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Screenprinting be a cruel mistress
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Help! Simon went viral with this pic he took of our weens and is now gloating asking me what it’s like to live with a real artist 😭
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
New Patreon design, Dragoness ✨ I had a lot of fun with this one, I love blending fantasy and sci-fi elements. #illustration #scifi #fantasy #ink #dragon
A black and white drawing of a dragon in space with a punk elf woman on its back with machine guns mounted on it
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Watched Zootopia 2 because I watch any old crap while printing, and wow the internet did not lie to me. That fox and rabbit are def banging.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
squishface
A cat laying in the side of her face, squishing it
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Hopefully by this summer I’ll have a brick patio that’s whimsical as all hell #gardening #garden
A plot being dug out in a garden prepping for a brick patio
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We need to start calling conservatives why they are, monarchists. They aren’t republicans, they don’t believe in or want a republic. They and every other shitty conservative want to prop up a false hierarchy with a king and make us all suffer for it.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Back on my bullshit 💪 #acab #printmaking #silkscreen #screenprint
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
On press tonight, Patreon rewards. If you want first dibs on tee designs, go check it out. Link in bio 🐺🗡️🩸 #printmaking #screenprint #silkscreen #tshirt #wolf #illustration
A black tshirt being printed with a design of a wolf, rose and dagger.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It’s a working mess 😤 #printmaking #medieval #screenprint #silkscreen
A pile of banners in progress, featuring a designs of a chalice, dragon, and moons
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
❌ work wife ✅ work ex-wife
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Printed up some pink/red colorways of my moon bandana for an event I’m doing on Valentine’s Day 💕
2 bandanas of a moon pattern printed on black bandanas, one in baby pink and one in a rose red color.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Idgaf about football, but if there’s one thing I took away from my time on the east coast, it is a deep hatred of the patriots
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Been too busy to post but lots of stuff in the works! Y’all kept bugging me for a goblin patch so here ya go. Wait for these to go online or dm me ✨
A black diamond shaped canvas patch with GOBLIN printed in bright green ink with leaf-like flourishes above and below the word.
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Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Like everyone else I’ve been watching the horrors unfold as emboldened fascists take to the streets and murder people. However seeing people band together and fight back has been heartening and that inspired this piece I drew up this weekend, depicting a good old fashioned peasants’ revolt.
An illustration depicting medieval peasants in a mob with a banner that says FUCK ICE SCUM
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