Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13594821580
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You either die a hero or live long enough to be told you’re not goth by someone wearing ed hardy who wasn’t even alive when you started going to goth clubs 💀 161
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I was talking to a friend about how dumb it is that Big Tech is taking cues from the sci-fi/cyberpunk books I read growing up and realized in real-time that Hiro Protagonist is a Door Dasher ☠️ *I know pizza delivery has existed forever, it’s the ‘vigilante’ aspect of it that gives app gig vibes. 040
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When the event is slow so it’s time to get cross-faded 040
Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Computer, enhance. 0152
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Me watching Rocky Horror as a kid: Sure Dr. Frankenfurter is cool, but why is everyone trying to hook up with him? Me watching Rocky Horror as an adult: OOOOOOOOH RIP Tim Curry you gorgeous bitch 😢 080
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026As a Drugs Enjoyer this Reggie Watts shit reminds me how much I hate ‘psychonauts’ who legitimize their drug use as ‘medicine’ and inject bs spirituality into it. Now I believe there are legitimate medical uses for a lot of substances, but this feels like Volstead Act during prohibition shit to me. 0232
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sentient loop pedal Reggie Watts’ right wing turn is gonna be wild 0304
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Funny how men stopped telling me I am an old soul once I got an old body 🤔 280
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’m doing an event and the vendor next to me is visiting with a friend who stopped by and that friend is telling them ‘I just made a quick hundo’ and I heard another vendor pipe up going ‘nice what do you sell?’ And the dude in the most deadpan voice was like ‘drugs’ 😭 050
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Me getting paid in advance for work: Haha Fuck Yes!! Yes! Me having to do the work I was paid in advance for: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck. *I actually love when clients do this, this is purely a Me Problem 070
Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Some Big News from @nikolking.bsky.social and me. 4217
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026People being surprised Hank Green uses AI when dude is the most ai gf having lookin ass I’ve ever seen 070
Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Water find its own level. 0242
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 29/07/2026✨Cosmic Gate ✨is my Patreon design this month! Follow the link in my bio if you want first dibs on Shirts, patches, and banners! #illustration #cosmichorror #cosmic #screenprint #scifi 083
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Gen Z are the sweetest kids you’ve ever met dressed exactly like the biggest douchebags you knew in 2004 170
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I saw La Grange trending and thought I was going to see some cool ZZ Top shit, but apparently it’s something phish-related, gross 😒 1100
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just realized I’ve been quoting this movie at least once a week ever since I saw it over 30 years ago 130
Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Getting high on low tide at Point Defiance with @nikolking.bsky.social. Extreme low tide, sea caves, heron, bonus deer. 2181
Reposted by Hwæt Girl ShitThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Back in my old Seattle hood on Capitol Hill, vending for @nikolking.bsky.social at the Comet Tavern and imo someone should bring me a breakfast sandwich from Lil’ Woody’s for which they will be Rewarded. 1113
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Why is it always the friend that ‘doesn’t even smoke weed’ that whips out the 32oz jar on ya 😂 160
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Printmakers are like the grandpas of art cause what tool you need or construction, wiring, plumbing, I got you #printmaking 061
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Fun Fact: if you see a car with a Trump sticker on it, it’s legal to siphon gas from it 020
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Been wanting to make my banners fancier. This is for an art show next week in Olympia ✨ #printmaking #medieval #tower #tapestry 0132
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Boosting this for one of my oldest friends who just lost his dad 120
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 06/04/2026New design I whipped up this week. I have a pre-order for shirts of it going on right now. Follow the link in my bio to shop ✨ #printmaking #tshirt #biteback #medieval #dogs 0153
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026One upside of visiting the terrible Midwest town my grandmother lives in is it makes me realize that while living in the pnw is expensive, it’s worth every goddamn penny. 180
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 27/03/2026🎶I’m a hot girl, I do hot shit. Spending income on resin kits🎶 #adepticon 0134
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I want to live in a timeline where Ray and Dave Davies put aside their differences to kick Moby’s ass 010
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Help! Simon went viral with this pic he took of our weens and is now gloating asking me what it’s like to live with a real artist 😭 1182
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 20/03/2026New Patreon design, Dragoness ✨ I had a lot of fun with this one, I love blending fantasy and sci-fi elements. #illustration #scifi #fantasy #ink #dragon 094
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Watched Zootopia 2 because I watch any old crap while printing, and wow the internet did not lie to me. That fox and rabbit are def banging. 010
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Hopefully by this summer I’ll have a brick patio that’s whimsical as all hell #gardening #garden 190
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 09/03/2026We need to start calling conservatives why they are, monarchists. They aren’t republicans, they don’t believe in or want a republic. They and every other shitty conservative want to prop up a false hierarchy with a king and make us all suffer for it. 071
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Back on my bullshit 💪 #acab #printmaking #silkscreen #screenprint 0222
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 19/02/2026On press tonight, Patreon rewards. If you want first dibs on tee designs, go check it out. Link in bio 🐺🗡️🩸 #printmaking #screenprint #silkscreen #tshirt #wolf #illustration 0110
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 13/02/2026It’s a working mess 😤 #printmaking #medieval #screenprint #silkscreen 1233
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Printed up some pink/red colorways of my moon bandana for an event I’m doing on Valentine’s Day 💕 0121
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Idgaf about football, but if there’s one thing I took away from my time on the east coast, it is a deep hatred of the patriots 060
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Been too busy to post but lots of stuff in the works! Y’all kept bugging me for a goblin patch so here ya go. Wait for these to go online or dm me ✨ 051
Hwæt Girl Shit @nikolking.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Like everyone else I’ve been watching the horrors unfold as emboldened fascists take to the streets and murder people. However seeing people band together and fight back has been heartening and that inspired this piece I drew up this weekend, depicting a good old fashioned peasants’ revolt. 013451