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Nikki Bayley

@nikkibayley.bsky.social
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Head Cheese @ boardsofvancouver.ca Writer @ Eater, BC Living, Daily Telegraph, Whistler Traveller. Yin yoga. Roast dinners. Cork dork. Wrangler of world’s cutest dog.

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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Rare visit here, so I can fangirl over @lukevburns.bsky.social who just made me snort with laughter. This is fabulous. Relentless. Dumb as a post. Glorious. Thank you. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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When I Invited All of You Over to Watch “The Big Game,” I Assumed You Knew I Was Talking about Human Chess
I don’t know why you’re all so upset. I’m sorry if there’s some “other event” that you were all more excited about that’s apparently also happening...
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
There is not enough coffee today. Not nearly enough.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey #Vancouver Planning an event or just a night by the fire? Looking for a custom creation for the perfect Galentines, or Valentine’s night in? Boards of Vancouver is here to deliver deliciousness! Order online at boardsofvancouver.ca or message me here!
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Boards of Vancouver
Gorgeous grazing tables. Beautiful boards delivered to your door. Boards of Vancouver: better living through cheese and charcuterie.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When everything feels quite scary and stressful so you mentally retreat, remembering rest is an act of resistance, and curl up with your dog, a maple syrup-spiked hot chocolate & a Maeve Binchy (literally the most comforting books in the world.)
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Christopher Dornan @chrisdornan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Here's the speech if you haven't heard it. 13 minutes of your time. Share it with your American friends and neighbours, because they won't see it otherwise. Circulate it in Mexico and Denmark, France and the UK, Panama and Germany, Poland and Estonia, and especially -- especially -- Ukraine.
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Trudeau: Canada will retaliate with 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods
YouTube video by CBC News
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m not a f/t journalist anymore but I still give a shit about the correct use of words. Language is very important: it’s not an Elon Musk salute, it’s a Nazi salute. Let’s call a far right fuckhead, a far right fuckhead.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Fuck yeah, Teen Vogue!
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I bought a new shirt.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
There are currently 218 Republicans and 215 Democrats in the House. The next election is November 2026. If Dems take back the House, they will essentially make Trump a lame duck for the rest of his term. Just sayin.’
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
V happy with this grazing board for 12. Someone’s having a delightful birthday lunch right now! Sadly, my only order this week. January is HARD! I’m delivering all next weekend in Vancouver so… treat yourself! Order online or message me for a custom creation. boardsofvancouver.ca
Grazing board with cheeses, fruits, charcuterie and veggies.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
So obsessed with an evening sweet treat of ricotta, a drizzle of maple syrup and sprinkle of smoked salt right now. Try it!
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Anyone in #Vancouver fancy getting together to hang out in a nice licensed coffee shop one afternoon/early evening to do some #crafting? I used to craft with friends in the Similkameen. Would be nice to hang out, maybe meet new people & admire their projects while I work on my #crochet
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a close up of a person holding a crochet hook over a pink yarn .
ALT: a close up of a person holding a crochet hook over a pink yarn .
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Real talk. Starting a small business is hard. January is absolutely brutal. If you want to treat yourself (or someone you love!) and at the same time absolutely make my day, you know what to do. I deliver in #Vancouver and am very available for your orders this month. Order online or message me.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Here for this level of self-care.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Slay, queen.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#TeamPepsi
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Fuck everyone who voted for this.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Having an All The News is Crushing Me break. Have made my teenage self’s comfort food: jacket potato & cauliflower cheese. Deeply restorative.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Fuck her.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
100% this. A NY Mag subscription right now is 60% off. It's $1 for four weeks. Doing a piece like the Gaiman article takes an intense amount of time from a ton of people, and only with financial support can investigations like this continue to happen.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Continuing my Schitt’s Creek research: peeved once more that Johnny and Moira get called Mr and Mrs Rose by Patrick, Twyla and Stevie. Why aren’t they on first name terms?!
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
First grazing table of the year done. I am so very available for bookings…
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
(Re)Watching Schitt’s Creek (again) Patrick coming out. Weeping copiously. My heart is too full for this.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
There’s my one order for the week…
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Hey Bluesky folks. January is tough. Just one order for my business this week. If you wanted to treat yourself, or someone you love, why not make my day and order up some delicious #cheese and #charcuterie. I deliver in #Vancouver! boardsofvancouver.ca order online or DM me for a custom creation.
Charcuterie in front of the fireCheeses on cheesesDelicious treats in an eco-friendly boxGrazing tray of treats for up to 8
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You fucking cowards
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I feel like I recall Mark Carney doing a regular funny chatty slot on @bbcradio4 PM with Eddie Mair. Did I make this up!?
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Finally got my ass to #CowDog and got the strawberry matcha. Absolutely gorgeous. Jammy. Grassy. Silky. Sooooo good. #Vancouver
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Well, hummus friends. First try definitely needs some work. @anyaspethmann.bsky.social said to ‘cook the bejesus’ out of em. I did! They dissolved mostly into mush. But!! The few that were left I followed everyone’s advice and have made about 1/3 cup of amazing hummus!
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I have never made from-scratch hummus with dried chickpeas before. Only tinned. So: advice please! My chickpeas are soaking in water with bicarbonate of soda overnight. How do I make em into the silkiest, most delicious hummus ever, please?
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yup. I was right. Sounds like they’re all doing what we did. Very natural reaction to seeing flames licking the borders of your home when you’re under an evacuation order: turn hoses on. But… that drains necessary fire-fighting resources.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Day 4. Fuck this fucking shit. But after this I am caught up.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When my village was on evacuation alert and fire was raging all around, we all left garden sprinklers etc on & had hoses on the roofs. Fire service turned em all off as we were draining the lake. Bet anything that’s what’s happened. It’s such a terrible situation. Been there. Heart goes out to em.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
So now #Meta have come out fully as hate mongers, where do I, as an immigrant, go to maintain those loose bonds of connection?
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yet again, the French show the world how to live.
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Trudi @trudiagogo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Of you don't want Christy clarke be the leader, join that party now so you can vote in 90 days.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Like many of my fellow writer/creative types, I am absolutely fucking horrible at accounts. It doesn’t help having crushing dyscalculia, so just entering numbers accurately on a spreadsheet is a major challenge. Have been doing NUMBERS all day. It’s almost 5pm and I’m done. I hate this part :(
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It’s not like that shrieking asshole has the slightest sense of what ‘American interests’ are.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I do wonder how worried we should be here in Canada about Trump’s plans… I said weeks ago I didn’t think he was joking. That mad fuck is going to burn it all down :(
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bikebike @bikebikeyyc.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
To celebrate their engagement…. I have never skipped this in my feed: enjoy!
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Ever since I got smoked olive oil I have been obsessing over how great it would be drizzled on lasagne. Could not decide on meat or spinach & ricotta so I did a layer of each. It’s even better than I hoped…
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Well. Today has been absolutely dreadful so far. So here’s a loaded gooey, grilled extra mature cheddar & chipotle mayo on whole grain sourdough, SLATHERED in butter to make me feel (temporarily) better.
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Genuinely baffled. There is damage to my car that suggests I hit something quite hard. I have not done that. No accidents. No bumps. Nothing. What the fuck?
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Well that’s a good start to the year. Problem with my car sensor is gonna either be about $500 or $2500. I’m not feeling especially lucky but suspect I’m about to get even poorer :(
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m sorry? Nic Cage has a *check notes* crow who lives in a geodesic dome!? How high are the caption writers at this point? #GoldenGlobes
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
*Sees Adrian Brody’s wife* I bet she designs handbags. #GoldenGlobes 👜
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How I hear Matlock. #GoldenGlobes m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bm9...
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Sideshow Bob Roberts Matlock number 1
YouTube video by John Smith
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Nikki Bayley @nikkibayley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I did not know Broad City’s Kirk Steele was behind Hacks. Amazing. #GoldenGlobes
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