iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jason! @nihilism.biz · 07/04/2025

Apropos of nothing, it took TSMC a little over 4 years to get their new plant in Arizona up and running.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 23/01/2025

It's my time to shine. Unfortunately for the rest of you, I am a very bright LED headlight.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 22/01/2025

fantastic perspective for times like ours

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 10/01/2025

I will vote for *anyone* who promises to make this the maximum legal truck size

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 19/12/2024

I'm more of a grungy hipster coffeehouse full of degenerates, and idle tinkerers but I appreciate the sentiment here

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 18/12/2024

you can tell AIs aren't self-aware yet because they haven't started ignoring our inane little requests

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 17/12/2024

What would you do if you traveled back in time? Personally, I would die of a disease.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 16/12/2024

Me: *holding a pump bottle of blue raspberry syrup* Hey Frosty, come here for a sec.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 16/12/2024

The two ways to be: Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter (whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 12/12/2024

Me: *polishing off my 7th Lean Cuisine* I'm gonna be so fucking lean

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

No offense Wednesday, but it seems like it should be a different, better day.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

As the dawn breaks I, a lowly clout farmer, set out from my meager abode in search of ripe posts

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Album cover for "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel, which shows a woman with a tambourine head and a child waving by the ocean with a few boats in the distance

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

Posters Disease, also known as diarrhea of the fingers

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

Still Madagascar? Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

*clears throat* if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

this is your annual reminder that Spotify has a 'Private Session' option and music you listen to in private sessions won't affect your taste profile or Wrapped statistics

Screenshot of the Spotify interface showing the main menu with the Private session option circled to highlight it. The artist Yanni is shown in the background.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

I wanna be Wolverine but instead of claws breadsticks pop out

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 04/12/2024

Someone told me I'd make a great Santa, I guess because I have a beard? Anyway I'm eating these cookies as practice

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 04/12/2024

Still workshopping this one but I think a hit skeet might be like "I love reading works of literature and deeply despise Donald Josephus Trump like if you are in agreement" ?? ?

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

everything is f*cked! 😡 *deep breath* everything is f*cked! 😄

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

Introducing the Reebok Stomach Pump

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

“Get in the rig!” I yell as I press both door-slider buttons on the minivan key fob

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 02/12/2024

Did a little driving in my vehicle today and I noticed that some of the other people driving their vehicles were bad at it

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 28/11/2024

Doing my Thanksgiving prep tonight* *eating a whole bunch to "stretch out my stomach" so it can hold more tomorrow

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 28/11/2024

Following my mother’s pecan pie recipe and realizing this alone explains our family’s history of diabetes

A very very sugary pecan pie in the oven

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 26/11/2024

What’s your ideal vacation? Me, I wanna stay at a Hampton Inn with a casino and it’s own version of Sizzler and the whole thing is on the biggest fucking boat you’ve ever seen in your life

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 25/11/2024

Elect me and I will fix traffic* *the way the Forest Service controls the deer population

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 24/11/2024

I too have found a secret chord but this one makes the Lord REALLY UPSET

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 22/11/2024

just saw a guy stop, get off his bike, and help a blind woman safely cross a major intersection here in Phoenix and I am choosing to believe that is who we truly are as a people

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 21/11/2024

If you don't follow World Bollard Association you are missing out on some of the most satisfying content there is

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 21/11/2024

*whispering to myself as I pull on my knee brace* still punk as fuck

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 20/11/2024

I followed a lot of the big political accounts over on the other place and I just do not want ANY of that here. It's not that I've given up, or don't care anymore. I haven't! I do! But the firehose of "LOOK AT THIS NEW HORSESHIT THING"? Nah man. I'm out. Gonna focus on local stuff I can impact.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 19/11/2024

Did you know you can add Drafts to Bluesky? It's easy: 1. Open your Notes app 2. Go to your Ideas folder 3. Create a new note titled "Skeets" 4. Write your drafts in there 5. Allow 3 to 5 years for your drafts to marinate 6. Copy your biggest banger over to Bluesky 7. Click on "Post" Bam! That's it!

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Do you like jokes? Here's a list of people who write em go.bsky.app/K8K5ixA

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 18/11/2024

new apartments in the US or new prison in Norway challenge

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 17/11/2024

Tidying up the house today and realizing my brain invents BS reasons to leave things out. Like, "if I put this away I'll lose track of where I was on this project." This explains the state of several areas in my house, as well as many, many browser tabs.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 17/11/2024

Went to Joshua Tree for the first time a couple weeks ago. Really great place if you like cool rocks and spikey plants.

A joshua tree growing happily in Joshua Tree National Park.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 15/11/2024

film where the doomsday prepper guy gets in trouble because it turns out the alien invaders came here cause their planet ran out of gold bars

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 15/11/2024

Every time I start out on a shiny new social platform such as this, my heart says, "this time we will be a poster!" But then my brain comes thundering in screaming "NO! WE SHALL NOT BE A POSTER! WE SHALL BE ADDICTED TO THE FEED!" And so I sigh and slip on my ergonomic scrolling glove.

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