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YES. They drive me crazy. I've got a moderation list going for anyone who wants to block preemptively (I just add to it as they come across my feed, so there's not too many).

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 16/12/2024

The two ways to be: Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter (whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 16/12/2024

Dave Matthews wrote a song about this

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 13/12/2024

as an avid, tech-enabled content consumer, I am excited to leverage these bold new media paradigms as I complete my transition into the soulless husk of a man ✨

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 12/12/2024

Me: *polishing off my 7th Lean Cuisine* I'm gonna be so fucking lean

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

and then you get little fluffy clingers when you attempt to unvelcro it

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

Yup. Like maybe show me a clear use case where it does something helpful, eh google?

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

No offense Wednesday, but it seems like it should be a different, better day.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

As the dawn breaks I, a lowly clout farmer, set out from my meager abode in search of ripe posts

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam

Album cover for "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel, which shows a woman with a tambourine head and a child waving by the ocean with a few boats in the distance

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

Posters Disease, also known as diarrhea of the fingers

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 11/12/2024

excuse me, I live on the fridge. Because I am a little magnet man

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 07/12/2024

Definitely one of my favorite novels. Didn't know what to expect going in and was completely blown away.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 07/12/2024

"...as you can see, first responders are still searching for victims of the frat stampede. It may be days until the rubble is fully cleared. Back to you in the studio, Janet."

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 07/12/2024

I got you bro: Bick my lutthole!

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

clear solution is this but E3J-43KL

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

Still Madagascar? Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

Congratulations! (resigned to our fate)

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

*clears throat* if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 06/12/2024

goddamn headwalkers

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

I'd need fresh breadstick claws every morning, at a minimum!

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

back in my day everyone had coaxial umbilical cords and they were perfectly fine!

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

giving new meaning to "attachment issues"

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

this is your annual reminder that Spotify has a 'Private Session' option and music you listen to in private sessions won't affect your taste profile or Wrapped statistics

Screenshot of the Spotify interface showing the main menu with the Private session option circled to highlight it. The artist Yanni is shown in the background.

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 05/12/2024

I wanna be Wolverine but instead of claws breadsticks pop out

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 04/12/2024

Someone told me I'd make a great Santa, I guess because I have a beard? Anyway I'm eating these cookies as practice

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 04/12/2024

Still workshopping this one but I think a hit skeet might be like "I love reading works of literature and deeply despise Donald Josephus Trump like if you are in agreement" ?? ?

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

everything is f*cked! 😡 *deep breath* everything is f*cked! 😄

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

Introducing the Reebok Stomach Pump

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 03/12/2024

“Get in the rig!” I yell as I press both door-slider buttons on the minivan key fob

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 02/12/2024

Did a little driving in my vehicle today and I noticed that some of the other people driving their vehicles were bad at it

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Jason! @nihilism.biz · 28/11/2024

Doing my Thanksgiving prep tonight* *eating a whole bunch to "stretch out my stomach" so it can hold more tomorrow

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