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Robert Stanley

@niftylamarr.bsky.social
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I’m Bob. Graphic Designer, loves Dr Who and beer. And other stuff. Lowering the bar since 1967.

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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Look, I saw this sexy Malaysian car, I thought 'gotta get me one of those' and the next thing I knew I was in the dealer saying I was the new Doctor Who and could I have one." "I should have just said I was the new rear of Dobbin in Rentaghost and nobody would have given a shit... or a car."
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Lineker’s done a whoopsie on the pitch!”
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A Walk Of Fame star for Spanish horror film director and creator of 3-2-1 Ibanez Serrador.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why’s Ian Wright come as Frank Spencer? #ENGCZE
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In Benidorm, home of tribute acts.
A bottle of Ron Miel (“Honey Rum”) which sounds a bit like Ron Mael off of Sparks.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I must say these AI recreations of missing Hartnells are improving.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harry Hill’s son Gary.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Followed by Cop Sucker from Wembley.”
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy Breakaway Day for those who celebrate!
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Kaleidoscope Advert Archive Rowntrees Breakaway Eric Idle Nudge Nudge 1970s
YouTube video by Kaleidoscope's Presentation Vault
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The solution was there in plain sight: Muppet Doctor Who!
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So after his little 'yo kids, the BBC is doomed, it's streamers for me - cowabunga!' outburst the other day, Amol Rajan is apparently perfectly happy to participate in Celebrity Traitors. The word 'predictable' really isn't adequate here.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember the first version of Tab in the 70s: it was Diet Coke in a pink can with no sugar or sweetener at all. Tasted vile.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t think much of this Max Headroom reboot.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino aka John Baby stood in front of a black background with diagonal gold stripes.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Duran Duran Beautiful South Lightning Seeds Space Depeche Mode Pulp Breeders McAlmont and Butler St Etienne Sooty
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Burgundy Martin-Dawes. (One for us residents of Granadaland)
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
JIMMMMIIIIEEEEE (riddle)
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood.
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Kaleidoscope Advert Archive Rowntrees Breakaway Eric Idle Nudge Nudge 1970s
YouTube video by Kaleidoscope's Presentation Vault
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Copies of Shada.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Mmm, carrots!”
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A traitor defeated by a bin? There’s an omen…
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who knew there’s an actual Pimhole in the UK? (A suburb of Bury)
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Shart’s Big Score!
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Platemaker Whacked-out Fry-up Slimmer El cheapo
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Huge if true.
YouTube description that’s been cropped so it reads “Holly Willoughby buys ITV for £1”
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses...
Me wearing sunglasses in Malta, along with Dad also wearing sunglasses. Who says I don’t give you value for money ?
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cheers all.
Me drinking Staropramen.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“We didn’t start the fire”
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My arteries have hardened just reading that.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Came to an end in 1988 when Swiss TV realised they couldn’t afford to stage this and Eurovision in the same year. Something to thank Celine Dion for.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Must remember to give Romana hers.” “Zoë, I think we’ve gone and done it!” “What you need is a jolly good smacked bottom!” “I will release more of our brothers from bondage. We will be irresistible!”
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That’s King Sir Pierce Charles to you peasants.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GUYS - I’ve just realised what Farage is going to do… The thing is he now has NO WAY to proceed which doesn’t humiliate him. If he wins, he is, as Rachel Reeves put it, The Man Who Spent His Summer Arguing With A Bin. If he bails, he’s The Man Who Fled From A Bin. And if he LOSES…
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nonceferance call
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Waar is dat feestje? Hier is dat feestje! #WorldCup
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hydration break
0.5 litre mug of El Aguila lager.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was in a Dutch cafe earlier eating a Frikadel Sandwich listening to Dutch radio and this must be what living in @chinnyvision.bsky.social ‘s head is like. No Maywood though.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haarland appears to be leading his team in a performance of Oops Upside Your Head. #WorldCuo
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dad and Lad on our travels again.
Me and Dad at Liverpool Airport. Dad’s the one doing the crossword.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Never been to Norn Iron so Belfast for me.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pyramints of Mars OO REMEMBERS PYRAMINTS
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Warriors of the Deep Pan Pizza
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As of yesterday Rewind has made in to Freesat so those viewers can now experience the horror.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Andy Burnham’s a bit…
Scott Tracy piloting Thunderbird 1.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
With this last night and an early start for Trooping the Colour this morning, the Pensioners have got some stamina.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
POISON SOCKETS CONTAIN POISON
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Seriously, why did Disney not even consider this?
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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 10/06/2026
An ITV franchise in its death throes is always fascinating, but we're too easily distracted by TWW and Southern's strops to see how the internal politics at the dying ATV caused its biggest show to get (even more) unhinged. This is something I should, one day, write about.
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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours.
My profile. The main photo is a seat number for the Avanti West Coast Pendolino trains which I designed.
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