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Nic Sampson

@nicsampson.bsky.social
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I am a comedian and writer and actor like you wouldn’t believe.

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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“So your new carol is just eight verses of you demanding figgy pudding with increasing hostility.” “That’s right.” “And it’s called We Wish You A Merry Christmas?” “Yes” “Buts it not really about Christmas is it? It’s mostly about figgy—“ “—figgy pudding yeah.”
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The short answer is I forgot I did that tweet!
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Debating chamomile vs. peppermint with another herbal tea enthusiast and we both keep drifting off into a peaceful slumber
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
God: and when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you Me: what about when I saw a hundred sets? God: that’s when I turned into a big centipede
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I always ask how old a dog is and I never have any idea what to do with the information
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You're laughing? A piano fell on my head from a great height and now my teeth are piano keys and you're laughing?
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Saddened to hear of the passing of Geeble the Men In Black worm. I worked with Geeble years ago on an ad for dog worm tablets, I was new to the industry & nervous, but he made me feel at ease with a big pot of coffee and a friendly “Zabika Za Gwatta”. I never forgot that.
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my father always told me 'dreams are dangerous', i think because his father died in a pillow factory explosion.
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Historian: it’s simply not accurate to portray Roman gladiators in-between fights ‘going on their phones for a bit’ Ridley Scott: how the fuck would you know
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
MY FIRST SUBSTACK PLS SHARE IF U LIKE IT ETC -bz open.substack.com/pub/zafarcak...
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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
We Ranked Liquids By How Bad a Day You’d Have If They Leaked Through Your Bag
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
One of the first things you learn in screenwriting is if a character moves from a small town to the big city, you must have them step into the road and almost get hit by a loud, honking car
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When I was a kid, I told my class I dreamed of being an actor. A bully laughed at me and told me I was too ugly. Today, after years of hard work, roadblocks and struggle, I finally managed to hit that bully with my car. Don’t give up x
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Nic Sampson @nicsampson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I wear an ornate locket around my neck, and sometimes I'll open it up and stare at a picture of an older, different locket I used to have.
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