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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I might be too 414
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Personally, I like Taylor Swift’s new Cleveland song
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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Fourth and One @fourthandone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump announces Kohl's Cash now counts as legal tender.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Holy shit Morgan Rogers! #CFC #ARSCHE
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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Idiocracy” hit theaters 20 years ago today.
Colored-pencil card drawing of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Where my #CFC fans on Blue Sky #CHEBHA
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Kanter is just a giant asshole, I’m fairly confident that’s how he identifies.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@cyrthogg.bsky.social can you ask the players to keep that preachy Jesus bullshit off the podcast? Thnx
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-flock…
PRO: Helps police officers violates civil rights far faster than if they were working alone
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trapped a dumb truck driver in logic today. Got him to agree that our body should be a personal issue when he was trying to get me to make fun of fat girls. Then asked him about his feelings on abortion, shocker he switched his “my body my rules” rhetoric real real fast.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hate when the upstairs neighbor gets into a techno phase
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
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Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed
"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I was thinking about changing my safe word to “release the Epstein Files”.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When are people in the United States going to realize it’s weird as fuck to stand up for the national anthem before every fucking sporting event? Don’t get me started on “God Bless America” during baseball games on Sunday. It’s cult shit.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@timxai.ai go fuck yourself AI
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So after my company got bought out last season a lot of people lost their vacation and we have a system where you earn it based on hours worked, don’t get me started. Today a driver blamed it on Biden getting elected and not corporate greed.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#ThisIsMyCrew
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Snoozy BEAN
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My flip flop tan line is gonna go crazy by the end of August
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Press release: Garbage and recycling collection services are suspended until further notice, and City of Milwaukee Drop Off Centers are closed.
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City of Milwaukee suspends some services due to air quality, residents urged to limit outdoor exposure
Garbage and recycling collection services are suspended until further notice, and City of Milwaukee Drop Off Centers are closed.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t mean to sound crunchy Hit a chick from the back Crumpled her scrunchie.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#G1Climax was fucking amazing. Got to meet @nixixs.bsky.social and she’s just the best.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dipshit MAGA coworker called me rude for walking away while he was talking so I told him that’s because what he was saying was so unbelievably dumb my IQ was going down and I needed to flee.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Saw a purple Jrue Holiday shirtsey, that’s gotta be pretty uncommon
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Someone who didn’t belong there left this on my porch sometime between 1:20a - 10:30a
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If government officials don’t have to listen to the government, why the fuck should I be required to?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks theonion.com/nation-s-dogs-vow-to-k…
Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-rai…
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Car alarms on mini vans are fucking hilarious
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Am I boopable?
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Pretty psyched I can forget how to spell Antetokounmpo.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#OwnTheFuture indeed
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We want the Milwaukee DoeS back!
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Took 3 fucking years for Haslam to fuck it all up. #FuckJimmyHaslam
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Probably not by having the owner say they didn't want to trade for a star because star players keep asking to leave the teams he owns
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#FuckJimmyHaslam
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The feeling of getting Tyler Herro off my team isn’t totally dissimilar from what it’ll feel like when It Happens
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@jimowczarski.bsky.social Season over for 3 days, WHATS THE WAIT?!? I’d love to duff that chubby bag of breeze directly in his cock polisher.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I was told this app was for pedophiles and groomers. I haven’t seen a single child or teen post on the app once. Why? Because my algorithm has me talking with adults about my interests here.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Clint Dempsey thinks he’s a fucking war hero or some shit for playing soccer.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One theonion.com/depressed-shams-charan…
Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You can tell a lot about a person by observing how they’ve chosen to park.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I can't believe I spent my childhood riding around on an acoustic bike.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's a homeless guy sitting outside of McDonalds with his dog so I went to Walgreens and bought a bag of treats and a little toy, I want to know if she needs a bag of food too.
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Schmidt @nickyclamps.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Best SRO ticket in the world #ThisIsMyCrew
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/05/2026
The first honest thing he’s said
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