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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It’s going to be ok 🤍
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Jump off, this ride’s not taking you anywhere, it’s not heroic
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Everything the dead don’t know piles up like magazines and overflows And everything that you don’t see just swirls around, comes down, and buries me
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
love to observe the ceaseless carnage against the most vulnerable minorities and conclude that these are difficult times.. for young white men
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Inventing a lady whose name is Sue Perman
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
not amused // very amused
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Inventing a guy who thinks Andrey Tarkovsky and Genddy Tartakovsky are the same guy
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
More like MAGDA: Make America Great Depression Again
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
they're replacing it with a statue of the guy who invented the pizza puff
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Thinking about this model of Berlin S-Bahn rolling stock, how aesthetic it is, and how it’s called the DBAG 483
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
More like Lady Goo Goo Gaga
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Commissions are back open, folks. The economy sucks so I’m gonna be more flexible than ever about getting you what you want for a price that makes sense. Message me and let’s make you happy.
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Newt Gingrich? They should call him Newt GinGRINCH on account of what a grinch he is about policy!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Knapsack top 5 bands of all time for me I think
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Problem with me is I’m always getting Austin Butler, Aaron Taylor Johnson, and Glen Powell mixed up
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
May’s almost here so it’s time to do some painting! Been wanting to do this one for a minute. Hit me up!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
What if I opened commissions back up soon? What then?
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
🤤 Found this gem at a local spot. Yes this burger’s got CHEESE 🤤
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Guy who looks like a budget version of Mark Hamill whose name is Mark Turkeysick
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
If anyone wants to help me celebrate 🤍
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
1,950 days sober
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Isaach de Bankolé one of the greatest character actors of these times
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
They’ve started calling me “the human recession indicator”
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Chapter 7 up now!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Call me Stewis Hamilton the way I have 1 Formula for all my rich stews
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/04/2025
of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
His name is Harry Dean Stanton because he has a ton of Stans on account of being such a great actor
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Chapter 6 just went up 😤🫡
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Patrick Stump: Am I more than you bargained for Yakov Smirnoff: *bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man* NYET!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Watching Inland Empire (2006)
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Fundamentalist rapper named Yung Earther
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It hot
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I think about this meme at least once a week
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It smells like Upliberals in here
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
sledge, sledge poteet
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Starting a soup restaurant called the New York Stock Exchange
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Ladies, if your man is a mahogany-bodied guitar with a neck-thru crafted to look extra martial, that’s not your man, that’s the Xiphos, the guitar made in the 2000s by Ibanez for Muhammed Suiçmez, frontman of the German technical death metal band Necrophagist!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Alwys
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Chapter 5 is live! $5 to join. Get in!
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Richard Thee James Album
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Prorasomaxxing
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Subway looks to emulate the sandwiches of Pittsburgh institution Primanti Bros. with new “Sub Fries, Motherfucker” campaign
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Going to the heavy metal themed sandwich shop and getting a Kirk Hammelt
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Fun fact: Chad Kroeger’s name is a stage name, in place of his much more Greek given name, Chad Loukodis. Loukodis photograph.
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Chapter 4 is live 😤🫡
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Few know this, but Jim Henson was actually a pen name; Henson was an Irishman and his real name was Burr Tinerney
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
1,935 days sober
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Listening to some progressive rock music the other day and my Dr. Pepper turned into a Dr. Schecter
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stove dialer @nickhexum311.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Sunny Day Real Estate - The Rising Tide (2000)
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