Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The solution is clear. We must put Pornhub in charge of military cybersecurity 001
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026God to all the people praying for him to smite Trump: “I’m trying my best okay?! You all look like ants from up here. Do you know how many old fat golfers in MAGA hats there are in Florida?” 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This is how I learn Maus and Garbage Pail Kids were created by the same person?! 020
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My day job is payroll contributions processing. I am, unfortunately, a spreadsheet person. AI isn’t useful to me at all. I can’t use it to automate any of my workflow because we can’t give it access to our databases that contain sensitive P.I.I. info. 100
Reposted by Nick HanleyJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comOne Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE DetentionMy husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare. 11835222210
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026LA’s best new restaurant is hiding inside a little house in Silver Lake, and when I find it I’m going to kill it with my hook hand 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I really hope they’re found liable and forced to pay damages, the threat of liability payouts for every heat death, every out of control fire, every unusually strong hurricane is maybe the only thing that will ever cripple these companies or force them to change. 000
Reposted by Nick HanleyGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours" 232733739
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Breaking news: Classicist hates modern thing that is cool and popular 020
Reposted by Nick HanleyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I like to believe that Martin Sheen got the role of Jed Bartlet because of this 1633014
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is going to bomb so hard the UN is already drafting a binding non-proliferation agreement for it 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Personally, I’d much rather live in this world than the one we have now! 000
Reposted by Nick HanleyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is. 102125677355
Reposted by Nick HanleyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti 156161585492
Reposted by Nick HanleyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026a rebuttal to ken’s bullshit:thehandbasket.coWe didn’t need a rape accusation to know Graham Platner was unfitDespite months of red flags, his allies insisted he was the vision of positive masculinity the party needed. 241455184
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026As a lifelong Californian, this is the first year I’ve ever wished I lived in NYC 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If Kubrick made the movie today, this guy would be the head of the DNC 020
Reposted by Nick HanleyAll In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026WATCH: Chris Hayes looks at how Elon Musk’s assault on USAID became one of DOGE’s most devastating legacies—and why Musk is now trying to rewrite the record.youtube.comHayes: Musk wants you to forget his deadly DOGE legacyYouTube video by MS NOW 471912658
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Dr. Manhattan if he was the Strait of Hormuz: “It is June 19th 2026… I am closed. It is June 20th 2026, I am open. It is June 21st 2026, I am closed. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.” 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Credit where credit is due: Toxic cesspit that could be easily cleaned up with proper application of known solutions is a pretty accurate reflection of America in 2026 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If the richest person on Earth is using his influence to condemn millions of the world’s most vulnerable children to death by famine & disease, and to foment pogroms and racist counterrevolutions at home and abroad, maybe he shouldn’t get to stay the richest man on earth. 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Very funny that Fox News is trying to prop Ken Paxton up as some sort of masculine icon when he looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy on life support after a life of heavy drinking and sounds like a mosquito with a lisp 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I like what Rae Huang stands for, but at this point there’s no way to really justify voting for her. At best, a split vote ensures another term of Bass. At worst we get the only reality star more despised in his time than Trump, whose signature campaign promise seems to be torturing the homeless 020
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Deeply conflicted because i think colonizing Mars is a dumb idea, but I do support launching crypto bros and billionaires into space 010
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Oh okay, it was just a movie promo? I thought a portal to hell had opened in Hollywood and the devil had come to claim our souls 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Implications of authoritarianism aside, isn’t it just kind of confusing for all of our passports to have a photo of someone else’s face in them? 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Next President’s inaugural address needs to just be Kruschev’s Secret Speech to the 20th Party Congress with some names changed 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026For Disney’s lawyers, this must be like watching a live cow be lowered into their electrified paddock at feeding time 010
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 27/04/2026My first three guesses would be Adolf, Joseph, and Heinrich 010
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It wouldn’t be Nerd Prom without a school shooter 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026How mad do you think Fidel Castro was when he got assigned to be Trump’s guardian angel? 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026To any Palantir employees just now *starting* to wonder if you’re the bad guys… YES! Of course you are. You’ve profited from the creation of a killer technofascist panopticon. Quit your jobs and redeem yourselves while you still can. 033
Reposted by Nick Hanleyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2026it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter 10181432745
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Probably just a coincidence that this looks like the Death Star 100
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Trump is crashing out about NATO like Steve Martin at the end of The Jerkyoutu.beI Don't Need Anything! | The Jerk | Comedy Bites VintageYouTube video by Comedy Bites Vintage 011
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Any future Luigi’s in search of a perfect villain? 000
Reposted by Nick HanleyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/03/2026I spent the last week writing up this essay on what it means to be trans in this moment. What it means to live under authoritarianism as the scapegoated minority of the moment and how it feels inescapable as an infinite loop. www.thedissident.news/exit-conditi...thedissident.newsExit ConditionOn Alderson Loops, Billionaire Cruelty, and Living Inside the Trap “Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.” — Antonio Gramsci, Prison Notebooks[1] I. The Loop In computer science, there ... 301123395
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Draw smeagle likes one of your French girls preciousss 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Today on Carousel of Ghouls, big shake ups at Ghoul Villa! One ghoul falls, another rises. Will this year’s Ghoulapalooza be a total disaster? Tune in at 9 to find out! 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Ah yes, who could forget that famous George Orwell quote, “Fascism is good and we should all be grateful for it.” 112
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Sure would be cool to have a Supreme Court that actually enforced Separation of Church and State! 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026What shall I say, brothers? Alas for your history! And death for a civilization that lives On destruction—and blood. -Salem Jubran “On American Indians” 000
Reposted by Nick HanleyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare. 4947181036
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Wasn’t the war powers resolution vote scheduled for Monday in the house? 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Next Dem administration needs an FTC chair who will force the Ellison’s to sell CBS and WB, or at minimum CBS News and CNN. 000
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This is cruel & unusual punishment, which is expressly unconstitutional! 020
Nick Hanley @nickhanley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026But wait, my uncle told me last July that bombing Iran would set them back “a decade at least.” How can this be?! 000