DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There’s a strong “Don’t Got It” Gene that JJ has that’s different from the others, maybe not titanic in assness but you’d rather not fool yourself into trying Bryce Young is one of the most fascinating QBs because I still think he physically can’t be a good QB but he’s doing his best to overcome it 001
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the great Mariana’s Turkey Shoot because it’s about an obsolete tool of war (Big-10 QB who’s job was to handoff to the RB and let his team play defense) can’t exist in the era of air power (passing offenses) 010
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Obviously wasn’t invented by the US but I loved learning the national prevalence (not just coastal localization) and popularity of ramen in Japan was heavy subsidized and influenced by mass imports of wheat after post-WWII rice shortages. 020
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Need @patrickwyman.bsky.social to re-record The Verge with his best Italian and German accents 000
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How does he use his 80 year old typewriter on Instagram? 020
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just wait until it’s December and they play cold games outside 020
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You shouldn’t let someone out personnel you from having Garrett on the field this much 000
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trying to tank with the best defense in the league would be uniquely annoying 010
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 27/08/2026He’s still dressed like John Madden but in a wheelchair 010
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s hard to get a clean out as a fan of a bad team but this is about as easy as possible for Browns fans, just stop and pick someone new 020
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I would have more sympathy for people going "why did they give Odysseus 21st-century morals and scruples around war and the use of violence" if they'd actually gone to see the movie that took the opposite approach 254753
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This sounds like Felix from Chapo finally wrote a show 060
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeDr. Vaughn Joy @gvaughnjoy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026What blows my mind with AI is the people who are like "how could you possibly function without it?" To which I say, "you, YOU literally did until what like 3 years ago? Did it degrade your brain that fast that you can't figure out how to do the thing you trained for years and earned a PhD to do?" 19889210
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 23/07/20262017 was hilarious for Dunkirk because by the time award season came around they had to latch their support to it as the only war movie, despite the fact it’s British, it’s central conflicts are often internal or existential, and it’s ostensibly about losing and trying to survive 060
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hungover Rube Goldberg-esque sequence causing the collapse of the Hittite Empire 040
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The three leads also almost all simultaneously show their deep concern and apprehension as soon as the childlike wonder passes and they start asking even the most basic questions regarding operation 0100
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 20/07/2026All the colors are here! Poop grey! Pale piss! Brown! 020
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every three years Nolan gets hyper fixated on one new specific thing that he then a spends $300M on and the 15 years it has been lib dad topics 050
Reposted by DJ Guaranteethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155853778
Reposted by DJ GuaranteePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026one thing we touch on a bit here is that the argument that racism was essentially solved and therefore required no further intervention was popular among reactionaries as early as the 1870s 7848131
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Justice Jackson: "Justice Thomas's telling elides the entire point of the Second Founding: The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery." 6893249
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They’re barely better than last year with no prospects for the future or a bench for the playoffs 000
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026miners at Blair Mountain did more for this country than your bitch ass ever will 19101197
Reposted by DJ Guaranteelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/06/2026when lucky jack aubrey has again outmaneuvered my heavier frigate with twice his weight of metal 20949126
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Incredibly important to have had a big brother NYC team (Knicks-Giants-Yankees) be absolutely chaotic with no rings for decades. You have to build that psychosis within the population to cash in like this 000
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Do you think the guys still have their Free 4 shirts to use this season as well? 020
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Early 20th century photos/designs of midwestern cities had real lost civilization vibes to them. “Of course St Louis is going to be more populated and powerful than Chicago in the next 20 years” 0140
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Dont’e Thornton gonna trick a lot of people into believers (if he makes team) 010
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026So today on Gone Medieval I have that rare thing - a medievalist emergency - wherein I had to explain the Avignon Papacy because a lot of people know the phrase *cough* the Trump administration *cough* but they don't actually know what it means. Don't let it be you. open.spotify.com/episode/7bsa...open.spotify.comChallenging the Pope: The Avignon Papacy 1032274
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Not that owners have ever been good but is there an undiscussed change in the horizon as old power but football obsessed owned die/sell off and the new class of ownership take over the league? 010
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Spending 40% of your income on rent and the price of burger doubling in a couple years will make people believe that 070
Reposted by DJ Guaranteedonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck 9393291601
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Nick Siriani:media.tenor.coma close up of a young girl holding a piece of paper in front of her face .ALT: a close up of a young girl holding a piece of paper in front of her face . 010
Reposted by DJ GuaranteeJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026pls remember that star trek is actually about romulans and the federation shooting at each other, not social issues. 8963116
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Earliest movie I have a conscious memory of seeing in theaters, went for Father’s Day with my dad. That will always have a positive connotation even if it is a hilarious stinker 000
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This is hilarious good blocking by the four of them based on height and you can tell they’ve had 6 months of doing nothing to practice it 0110
DJ Guarantee @nickg11.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Aaron Judge AL HR record hype still only being #7 overall for all MLB history comes to mind 030
