This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/09/2026Got a coupon in the mail 2 months ago for a free chicken biscuit at Jesus Chicken (you know the chain). I'd never gone there before, because fuck them. But I went this morning. Got the biscuit and nothing else, and paid nothing, because fuck them. And won't go back, because ... fuck them. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 29/09/2026AI image; I guess Forbes couldn't afford to hire a real artist. 001
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 28/09/2026How did it get a shot of a crescent moon, since it's currently a full moon if you're anywhere less than a couple hundred thousand km from earth?? 100
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 28/09/2026Ok. I thought maybe our northern mockingbirds got Milkshake-Ducked or something. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 28/09/2026Do they have a second refrigerator where they actually store their food? Where there isn't room for everything, and so you've got a hard-boiled egg on top of 2 stacked Tupperwares on top of three wrapped slices of pizza? And your wife crammed in two enormous 26-inch zucchinis from the garden? 030
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 28/09/2026I really need to check the mirror before I leave the house. But on the bright side, I got to cross out "Shop in Costco while wearing my pajama bottoms" off my bucket list. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 27/09/2026Welp, it's cheaper and easier than hiring a competent safety inspector, I guess 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 27/09/2026I had a reservation for this, but when we went to leave for the city service on our LIRR line was stopped due to something (flooding? Fallen tree? Who knows). VERY sad I missed it. Did you do any meet & greets afterwards? (Say "no," don't make me feel worse) 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 26/09/2026🎵🎶 "...You're America's only marsupial, And you got us feelin' alright. Laaa-di-daah di-di-daaahh..." 🎶🎵 031
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026I'm so old I remember when the balloons went up and down 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026My band of sunflowers are posing for an indie album cover. L-R: Songwriter & lead singer, lead guitarist, bassist, drummer and keyboards. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026From the moans coming from behind the locked hallway doors, I'd say yes. 130
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 24/09/2026I thought I was prepared for how bad "Wonka's The Golden Ticket" was going to be. I was not prepared. I couldn't make it through episode 1; the overacting, the artifice, the total awfulness... And that's not even counting the "Gene Wilder voice." 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 23/09/2026I think it was during the late Eisner era when Disney's doctrine changed from "Give the guest their money's worth" to "Don't leave any money on the table." 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 23/09/2026... auditorium. My cousin and I would run in first, and find two tickets -- which gave us a ride in the "Chrysler Turbine Car" around a track that weaved through the pavilion grounds. Real car > Magic Skyway car! 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 23/09/2026I loved the Magic Skyway; I was 9 years old, and I got to sit behind the wheel and pretend I was driving! But my favorite was next door, at the Chrysler pavilion. There was a Bil Baird marionette show (which I was uninterested in) where they hid golden tickets under some random seats in the... 110
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 22/09/2026The confirmation is if he's got the "beagle smell." 110
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 22/09/2026As a Long Islander, I've always felt that you shouldn't be allowed to say "Nor'eastah" unless you dress like the Gorton's Fisherman. 120
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 22/09/2026Here's our Sammy, who looks A LOT like your guy. He's a beagle/lab mix. 280
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 21/09/2026I just bought it, because **looking around at the world** fuck it, I'm gonna spend all my money 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 21/09/2026Everything above is true. But the food was very, very good. 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 21/09/2026I like the old Narcoosee's, but haven't been back since the redo. You can see the castle from your table; we saw a beautiful rainbow over it just before my wife had a severe allergic attack from something in her Magical Star Cocktail. It was gone after the EpiPen. 110
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 19/09/2026The Magic is still my favorite ship. It's smaller and feels more personal -- like Disneyland compared to WDW. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 18/09/2026Remember, like, a month or two ago everyone in the country was watching SOCCER? That was weird, right? 121
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 18/09/2026Hello do it anyhow, because he knows there'll be no repercussions. He doesn't even GET anything out of this, but he'll do it anyhow because he thinks he looks weak if he doesn't. 030
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 17/09/2026That has got to be the stupidest, worst-written, most poorly-conceived episode in 60 years of Trek. Including "Spock's Brain." 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 08/09/2026Beautiful shot! By any chance, do you have an Android Wear watch? If so, I'll be happy to send you a code for my app, StarHalo 2! 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 07/09/2026Fantasy. Disney FANTASY. The Wish is NEXT September. 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 07/09/2026Day after tomorrow, we leave for Orlando and the Wilderness Lodge. And Friday, we leave for the Disney Wish and the Halloween On the High Seas cruise!static.klipy.comBaby Too Excited to SleepALT: Baby Too Excited to Sleep 131
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 06/09/2026My wife's not a Star Trek fan, but I just showed her the Muppet episode of ST:SNW. She liked it, but said that she never knew that Sabrina Carpenter played Nurse Chapel.static.klipy.comYour Move Nurse Christine ChapelAlt: Jess Bush, not Sabrina Carpenter, as Nurse Christine Chapel 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 03/09/2026Loved him in "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" (2001) 010
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 03/09/2026Another one from my Big Book Of People I Thought Were Already Dead 000
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 03/09/2026Right? Why does EVERYTHING have to be dark? Why can't ANYTHING be optimistic? 110
This is my 1st rodeo @nickespo.com · 02/09/2026He's going to tear it down. He had the willows cut down to facilitate bulldozer access; same reason he's having this sculpture removed. He's a petty little bitch because they made him take his name off it. And Roberts and Congress made sure NOBODY can stop him. 0141