Reposted by nick bebelJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Come see this show tonight where I will be reading my new piece of music criticism called: You Hipster Dipshits Will Acknowledge the Tender Poetry of They Might Be Giants, Goddammit. 1430318
Reposted by nick bebelRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt. 392211286
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Rest in Piss you disgusting monster. One of the best decisions I’ve ever made was to not take your recommendation to college cause you seemed like a creep. 010
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Smith is one of those people who looks a little disheveled in that way that lets you know he is SERIOUS MAN. And as we have seen no GOP member can truly handle serious men. 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone with the right energy to be elected (talking about the woman who said “Fuck That” but Sherrod is good too) 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t think a trailer has left me speechless in a minute. Will be running to the theater 010
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me - *running around screaming at the end of the Vandy game* @hollydice.bsky.social - "Totally sane reaction" Me - "I'm a Vanderbilt fan, sanity has nothing to do with this" 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026By far the best thing about turning 40. I have been SAVORING IT. Can't wait for 50 when I can start telling kids they don't remember how good the sports greats from my childhood were. 001
Reposted by nick bebelBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 13/09/2026What they mean when they say these things is "I need the government to make it illegal to compete with me", it has nothing to do with actual harms caused by these companies. They want to divert anti-AI sentiment into vague concern about fake sci-fi bullshit. 3383107
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mike Evans always seemed like a fun player to have on your team. I was 1000% percent correct about that. 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The only time America was great and united was the week Pokemon Go was released 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is especially hilarious to me (son of an Ohio University fan), who has watched a man be mad for decades that they have to do by OU and Ohio State gets to be called Ohio. 010
Reposted by nick bebelBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026eating three meals a day like clockwork is kinda bullshit, feel like two with some snacks in between is ideal 4652720
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Frank Coffee pitched the most innings last season but does have an ERA of 4.75. Legendary innings eater 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026POINDEXTER'S OWN MANLY CREDENTIALS!?!?!?!static.klipy.comGarth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S DarkplaceALT: Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace 010
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026How I feel when calling my dog Monsignor Fluffy Butt 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Gave myself a little treat today and told the last of my Student Loans to fuck off. 000
Reposted by nick bebelThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fans-asked-t… 26105674
Reposted by nick bebelVI VI VI @volty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026this is the cishet guy equivalent of coming out at queer you gotta let 'em have it 19824
Reposted by nick bebellauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/04/2026any time some asshole big game hunting millionaire gets smushed into paste it's like a little practice run for When It Happens. no need to crack open the champagne bottles but maybe open one of those little cans of bubbly to put yourself in the right mindset 391917224
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026There are few basketball experiences more fun than watching Hannah Hidalgo do….well anything. #Irish 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Not sure which place that I used to work at has become more embarrassing, Buzzfeed or DraftKings 000
Reposted by nick bebelBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2026hey I think it should be legal to set this place on fire 47965111
Reposted by nick bebelMinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour. 2151651120289
Reposted by nick bebelClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis." 10281162671
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 07/12/2025As a fan of both Notre Dame and Vanderbilt football, I will definitely be calm and rational about today. 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025When people said dog ownership was 90% talking about your dog’s poops, I always knew they were kidding. I just didn’t realize the joke was that it is actually 100%. 121
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The band playing at this pool is playing nothing but Daft Punk. I have never been more ok. 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I am ok with Diego becoming the permanent QB at Vandy 010
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I can't support hate like this. Being an Eagles fan is degeneracy. Everything else 11/10 030
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025As someone who works in technical sales, I can say that a 23% churn rate after 6 months is catastrophically bad. 041
Reposted by nick bebelBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 20/06/2025Though paradoxically if you call *yourself* weird, rather than being called it by others, you go all the way round again to being even more tedious, and probably think your colourful socks are a substitute for a personality. 333728
Reposted by nick bebelJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand 84152823649
Reposted by nick bebelEmily Maple @suika.bsky.social · 16/06/2025You almost have to appreciate just how beautifully this illustrates the gerontocratic nature of American politics: the Ancient Umbrella is imbued with more experience simply because it existed longer. 21270401213
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 13/06/2025A guy at this bar is one his second tall glass of Jäegermeister. I am afraid 100
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Elect me to congress and I will bring THIS energy to this stupid gamemedia.tenor.coma baseball player wearing a blue jays jersey is talking to another player wearing a red jersey with the number 12 on itALT: a baseball player wearing a blue jays jersey is talking to another player wearing a red jersey with the number 12 on it 010
Reposted by nick bebelSam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 27/05/2025the man contains multitudes 102417304
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 19/05/2025And people question why the 49ers loaded up on run stoppers. 010
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Terrible way to announce the Chicago pope; no Ray Clay, no idea how tall he is or where he is gonna line up. At least we found out he want to Villanova. 000
nick bebel @nickbebel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Dan Campbell was allowed to draft a lineman with a mullet. The NFL will not be ready for that kind of power. 000
Reposted by nick bebelGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/04/2025i will never apologize for a post 5765170
