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Nick Saturn

@nick-saturn.bsky.social
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Retired military. Pissed. Blue AF. Actual patriot. Swears a LOT. Scammers, bots, and MAGAts, go fuck yourselves with busted Coke bottles right up the ass.

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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 11h
Before we try building Moon bases, we better understand lunar surface processes better than we do now.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 15h
Besides the obvious barbarism, this is intended as a very direct message to the military to play along with these fascist fucks or else. My reaction as a vet is that they can go fuck themselves. Hopefully that’s a widespread sentiment. www.stripes.com/theaters/us/...
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Hegseth says execution of Nidal Hasan will be public
Hegseth said the public will be able to watch the execution of the former Army officer who is on death row for killing 13 people.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 16h
Go AI yourself, Shitler, and AI any and all idiots who play along with this idiotic bullshit. AI!!!!!!
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Simeon Schmauß @stim3on.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Six months have passed since the #ArtemisII mission and NASA has just released the reentry video from the Orion capsule! Here is a timelapse of the reentry, but be sure to check out the realtime version linked below! 🔭🧪
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s never been anything more fucking Orwellian than this babble right here. The sheer scope of his arrogance and ego just never fails to amaze and disgust me.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me 😡
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“We are under attack by an enemy in the Oval Office and we can put an end to this expanding emergency…But that depends on enough Americans channeling their fury about Trump’s corruption, crime and indifference to their needs and getting out the vote.” www.americaamerica.news/p/we-are-und...
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We Are Under Attack From an Enemy Within
By listening to our founders and refusing to go along with this, we can name and defeat the ongoing danger to our constitutional republic
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goddamn right. Enough of this sanewashing bullshit.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. No, it’s quite fucking intentional. Vote. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This guy’s awesome. 🤣
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The House and Senate needs to submit STAND ALONE BILLS. None of this bullshit that sneaks in other bills that they KNOW would never pass if it was a STAND ALONE BILL.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day things are being done at home and abroad by this regime that will take decades to undo and the stain of which will mark America forever Too few understand that permanent damage is being done to our country by the hour—even considering that we only know a fraction of it
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure hope that Kegseth’s cellmate is a 6’5” obese bearded F2M trans with zero tolerance for his shit.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bunch of fascist fucks need to go to jail for this, including the FCC Board unless they press charges against the regime…which of course they won’t.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing them glare the same exact way when they’re sentenced to life. Fucking cockroaches.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just checked my voter registration. I encourage all of you to do the same. Try your state's official site. AVOID VoteSafe.Org. It's an Elon Musk scam to harvest data.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putin’s sure getting his money’s worth, ain’t he? 😖
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s gonna be fun watching this shitball writhe in increasing agony without his primary mind poison delivery system. That’s like taking oxygen away from a normal human being. He NEEDS this, and they cut him off cold. Suffer, you fucking piece of garbage. Then beg. And then fucking leave.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you got fucking con artists in charge, all they know how to do is try to sell you on shit that will profit them and fuck YOU over instead of, y’know, carefully considered public policy guided by expertise.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beware! Worth sharing again!
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WARNING:
votesafe.org
OFFICIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT • DATA PRIVACY ALERT
This website is run by Elon Musk's America PAC and will collect and sell your personal information — including address, birthdate, phone, email, device and location data.
Protect your data. Use official government portals instead: Vote.gov and your official state election website.
For safe voter registration and election details, use only official gov websites.
Visit Vote.gov or your state's official election website.
• PUBLIC ADVISORY • Be cautious of third-party sites collecting personal data
• This notice is for public information and data protection
• No affiliation with government
Created by Schultziepie
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This fucking mindless shitfungus needs to crawl into the nearest fucking sewer and stay there. He’s a FAR better parasite host than a (…hard to even type this) Secretary of Health & Human Services. 😖
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
B. Definitely B.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah, okay. The fat fuck been stealing from the Kennedy Center too. Duh.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS is what I want my tax dollars spent on, not ballrooms & enriching the fucking Shitler clan. This. Right the fuck here.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, at least he didn’t do anything as corrupt as…<dramatic organ music>…HUNTER BIDEN!!! 🙄😖😡 MAGAts are THE stupidest people to have ever existed, bar none.
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Large Johnson @flytyingguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Four years from now current Republicans in the Congress will be saying how hard they fought against Trump and fascism. Hopefully, at their trials.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God damn Ellison and Weiss and the rest of the fucking fascists. Another American institution defiled.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maga are morons😄
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"The only way to get money out of Donald Trump is to have sex with him and promise not to talk about it." Jimmy Kimmel
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/09/2026
Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@rjmatsoncartoons.bsky.social
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And not a peep from this slimy fuck about it. This is a hate rally.
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Daniel B. @dburgess98.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All the women in America, remember the epstein files when you go vote in November.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The great Dr. Hannibal Lector is absolutely correct.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Raise legal questions”? Bullshit. There’s no question here. This is attempted fucking election interference, and it’s EXTREMELY goddamn illegal…and you damn well know that. Grow back some honor & balls, @nytimes.com . You’re a disgrace.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ANY foreign politician who not only does shit like this but fucking BRAGS about it should be banned, and US ambassador recalled until said politician & their party are no longer in power. And the US politicians playing along should be booted the fuck out of office.
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Melanie @lilmudda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is a great idea!
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1. IF AT *ALL* POSSIBLE, DROP YOIR BALLOT DIRECTLY AT YOUR CITY OR COUNTY ELECTION OFFICE. 2. IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MAIL IT, FILL IT OUT *IMMEDIATELY* UPON RECEIPT AND MAIL IT BACK *THAT SAME FUCKING DAY*!!!!!!! This is voter suppression. But it can and MUST be defeated.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Vivisect the motherfucker completely, Parker & Stone.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The fucking slime is out there, and it’s getting energized. Watch your surroundings at all times. Glad she’s okay.
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Nick Saturn @nick-saturn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the many things I REALLY wanna see happen is Jared Kushner doing 25 to life for all his proxy grift and illegal dealing on behalf of the US government. That crooked, arrogant, anemic little fuck deserves to be the Toy Of The Month in multiple cell blocks.
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