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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 3h
The *Most* American Canadian, next to Deadpool.
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Wolverine's Smoky Claws Pop Out
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 4h
It'd be nice if the internet *just* let certain things die off and keep them that way but, no, it seems to just enable the most obsessive assholes to never move on past what is now irrelevant and constantly remind of us of it - even though, for many of us (e.g. me), we *want* to forget about it.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 53m
[Listens to "Flower In A Hurricane" for, like, the 49th time in a row]
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 1h
They hath appear'd...
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Princess Mononoke: Forest God's Footsteps
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 1h
Evil Rabbi Ultron (James Spader) / Evil Rabbi Odin Börrson (Richard Schiff)
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Best. YouTube thumbnail. Ever.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 2h
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Haibane Renmei: Rakka's Morning Wake-Up
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 2h
Well, I'm not *a* Belmont - I'm more Belmont-*adjacent*! ...About three or four or five times removed... (I'm more of a hammer than a whip guy, too.)
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 2h
One of my favorite things to do in Vice City? Listening to Mr. Mister's "Broken Wings"... Well, that or driving around while listening to Squeeze's "Temptation"!
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 2h
It feels weird that everyone is looking forward to the game, but I'm all "I just want the musical soundtrack!" Then again, one of my favorite parts of the GTA series were the radio stations - make sense they'd outlast the games themselves for me...
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 3h
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Michael Scott Says Thank You
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 3h
John Goodman, as Big Dan Teague in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 3h
I bet those black chess pieces own pitbulls and listen to gangsta rap, all while chugging down some grape soda and smoking menthols... The white chess pieces? I presume they're all upstanding citizens and worked hard for everything they have (including their parents' inheritance)! 😛
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Henri Matisse @henrimatisse.bsky.social · 3h
Icarus (Icare) from Jazz, 1947 botfrens.com/collections/48/content…
Gift of the artist
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 3h
The *Most* American Canadian, next to Deadpool.
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Wolverine's Smoky Claws Pop Out
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 4h
The internet can't let things die and allow us to forget and move on, and I *fucking* hate it...
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 4h
It'd be nice if the internet *just* let certain things die off and keep them that way but, no, it seems to just enable the most obsessive assholes to never move on past what is now irrelevant and constantly remind of us of it - even though, for many of us (e.g. me), we *want* to forget about it.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent for Tax Purposes
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
Better Call Salman Rushdie.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
I still remember, years ago, when he made a post about the Texas Mall shooter claiming he wasn't *really* a Neo-Nazi but just trolling. 'Cause, as we *all* know, people get swastika and 1488 tattoos as a *joke*! Like, Jesus fuckin' Christ - I never wanted to hear "it's *just* a joke!" ever again...
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
What made the presence of Nolan's The Odyssey weirdly refreshing is that, despite the bad faith efforts made by the usual players, it *wasn't* subjected to any sort of greater Culture War discourse like (say) The Last Jedi. Which I *very* much hope is a sign people are getting sick of such.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
It's something that's come to exhaust me, especially due to the Culture War, because sometimes I just want to hear people talk about Art as...well, Art. The problem is that involves nuance and many people online seem allergic to it and judge everything based on this weird love/hate dichotomy.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
When viewership and ad revenue is largely driven by histrionic negativity, you're disincentivized from doing anything more positive. I'm sure there *are* movies they like - perhaps even some masterpieces - but there's no benefit in talking about them as much as tearing down the work of others.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 5h
I never liked Larry The Cable Guy, either. As far as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Ron White was always my favorite of the bunch. That dude didn't need a gimmick to be funny, plus he represents when politically right-leaning comedians told actual jokes that weren't just "I identify as a helicopter."
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
"You ever see Love, Death, + Robots?" "I don't have Netflix." "Oh. You wouldn't get this reference, then..."
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 12h
I'm still not going to play the game, but I'm certainly looking forward to the soundtrack now... 'Cause, holy shit, this song is a FUCKIN' BANGER:
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Justice - Flower In A Hurricane (ft Tame Impala, SZA, King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard) [from GTAVI]
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
In my case, both my mom and dad show up in otherwise weirdly lucid dreams where they *just* happen to still be alive but act like normal but it always ends with the realization that, yes, it *is* a dream and when I wake up, they'll be dead again.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent for Tax Purposes
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
Better Call Salman Rushdie.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14h
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
I still remember, years ago, when he made a post about the Texas Mall shooter claiming he wasn't *really* a Neo-Nazi but just trolling. 'Cause, as we *all* know, people get swastika and 1488 tattoos as a *joke*! Like, Jesus fuckin' Christ - I never wanted to hear "it's *just* a joke!" ever again...
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 8h
It's so sad how much everything else in the sketch needs to carry him. If they had (say) Marc Maron instead of Gillis, he'd *sell* that shit on his own.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
I'm just surprised they didn't have a mail carrier character, a Cowboy Curtis type, who just make the situation more uncomfortable by grabbing a beer and chugging it down like a slob - only to reveal he's basically the deadbeat dad's best/only friend.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
It says a lot when a puppet and their voice actress puts in more effort than the guy you got to host the fuckin' show!
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
Seriously, imagine what we *could* have had, and how much better it'd be...
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Dad's House - SNL
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
There was this sketch where this deadbeat dad (poorly) taking care of his kids for the weekend framed as a kid's show that, with someone else, would've been comic gold - but instead we get this doofus who's supposed to be drunk, yet can't *act* that way, and is *constantly* staring at the audience.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
Then again, I *know* why Gillis got popular: it was out of spite for "Cancel Culture" because, God fucking forbid, he didn't get to be on the main cast of SNL which he was...entitled to, or something? But he's continually brought back on as a host and ends up ruining what could be good sketches.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
Like, I'll see them on stage being *so* stiff and awkward yet I'll hear some people act like they're the funniest motherfuckers ever, and...I *just* don't get it. There're stand-up comedians I don't like who have actual raconteur skills but they feel like randos who'd only show up at open mics.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
Whatever popularity Theo Von has puzzles me as much as Shane Gillis: putting aside the subjective sentiment of just not finding their material funny, they're just not...good performers. I honestly can't help but think their appeal is parasocial 'cause they seem like guys you'd just hang out with.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 9h
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Legend of Zelda - Chest Opening and Getting Item.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 9h
I love this episode where Dr. Bashir joins Bluesky.
Screenshot from the Deep Space Nine episode Statistical Probabilities, with Dr. Bashir meeting the four members of the neurodivergent genetically engineered polycule.
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 9h
Cabin, Charleston, S.C. - 1929 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This game, and especially its sequel, did not do H.R. Giger's work *any* justice. Thank God that, eventually, we got the criminally underappreciated ludonarrative masterpiece known as...Scorn. I guarantee, in the future, it'll be brought up as one of the best videogames of all time (as it should).
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like father like daughter, like daughter like father.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"We're a stab-based society!" What would we call our market system, then? "Swordonomics"? "Knivonomics"? "Daggernomics"? "Pierconomics"? None of 'em really rolls off the tongue... Oh, oh - "bayonetomics"! Okay, yeah, I like that one.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I doubt this finale will make up for the rest of an otherwise lackluster season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but I'm willing to be surprised...
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well, it *was* one of the better episodes this season, but that's about it.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
What made the presence of Nolan's The Odyssey weirdly refreshing is that, despite the bad faith efforts made by the usual players, it *wasn't* subjected to any sort of greater Culture War discourse like (say) The Last Jedi. Which I *very* much hope is a sign people are getting sick of such.
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/Nick/Name\Nick\: Sesame Chicken Calzone @nick-name-nick.bsky.social · 11h
It's something that's come to exhaust me, especially due to the Culture War, because sometimes I just want to hear people talk about Art as...well, Art. The problem is that involves nuance and many people online seem allergic to it and judge everything based on this weird love/hate dichotomy.
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