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Nicholas KaufMONSTER

@nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social
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Bestselling author of 100 FATHOMS BELOW, THE HUNGRY EARTH, THE MIND WORMS and more!

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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fall vibes.
A sea of gray hearts on a black background with the words, "Sippin' hot cocoa and writin' horror," printed across it.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THIS SATURDAY! Come meet me and a host of other great writers at the Merrimack Valley Halloween Book Festival at the Lawrence Public Library! I'll have books for sale and will also happily sign any books you bring from home!
A poster for the event, stating the date as Saturday, October 7th at the Lawrence, MA public library.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Someone who lives down the street from us has a 12-foot skeleton in their yard!
A 12-foot tall plastic skeleton in the front yard of a house.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time to break out the spooky season pajamas!
Looking down at my black, skeleton-covered pajama bottoms.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎶 A kitty on the bed, mazel tov, mazel tov...
Noodle, a gray cat, asleep on the blanket atop a bed.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A celebratory pumpkin spice latte! I received notice of a story sale earlier this week that I can't talk about yet, but it's an absolute dream come true! More soon!
A "grande" Starbucks cup on a wooden table.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A parody of the BACKROOMS poster with a frightened Scooby-Doo pressed against a wall comprised of Scooby Snax boxes, titled SNACKROOMS.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesterday, Alexa and I went to see the immersive art exhibit "Twilight Zone: Hidden Wonders of the Ocean" at ARTECHOUSE. We sat on beanbags and soaked in this incredible audio-visual experience. My photos can hardly do it justice.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jfoster.bsky.social and I had a much better Spirit Halloween experience at the one on 16th & Irving! We posed with a Freddy Fazbear animatronic and I bought a "mystical cat skull"!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We went out last night to see Sarah Langan and @victorlavalle.bsky.social in conversation about Sarah's new novel TRAD WIFE! It was a fun time!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! The best month of the year is finally here!
A carved Jack o'lantern glowing from within with candlielight.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it Halloween yet?
Mr. Roger's putting on Freddy Krueger's famous striped sweater. The caption reads, "Whoops!!!! Wrong sweater:
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last night, Alexa and I enjoyed a special visit to the "Tarot! Renaissance Symbols, Modern Visions" exhibit at the Morgan, followed by a concert of classical and modern arrangements inspired by elements of the tarot!
Banner over an arched doorway that reads, "TAROT!" There are also four symbols above the title: a pentacle, a sword, a wand, and a cup.A hanging banner featuring the Death card!A display of cards from the Rider-Waite tarot deck.The program for the concert, which was called "Tarot Magic in Music."
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pumpkin spice latte season is upon us!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out Noodle's badonkadonk!
A gray cat with a big butt.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks to @larafraterauthor.bsky.social for taking this great picture of me and @jfoster.bsky.social signing books at this past weekend's Brooklyn Books & Booze Author Book Fair!
John and I signing books at our table at the book fair.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
King Meow found my box of the new paperback edition of CHASING THE DRAGON and made it his own!
An orange tabby curled up inside a cardboard box.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Brooklyn Books & Booze Author Book Fair yesterday was a lot of fun! My thanks to tablemate @jfoster.bsky.social, @lindajonesnyc.com and Alexa for all their help, @randeedawn.com for creating and organizing the book fair...
Me at the table with my books, looking somewhat pretentious?Organizer Randee Dawn posing with the Book Fair poster outside the venue.Mindy Weisberger and I during our conversation about her book RISE OF THE ZOMBIE BUGS.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me and @jfoster.bsky.social at our table at the Brooklyn Books & Booze Author Book Fair! Come on by Barrow's in Industry City and say hi!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoils from Taschen's annual sale!
A hardcover art book titlesd "Masterpieces of Fantasy Art" with a Frazetta painting on the cover.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So thrilled and honored to see my horror and weird-fiction collection, MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS, on the shelf at the Twisted Spine (pictured here right next to my pal @smhallow.bsky.social's novel on the signed copies shelf)!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Plus, at 2 PM, I'll be in conversation with science writer @laminda.bsky.social, talking about my favorite subject: parasitic mind-control! Don't miss it!
Poster for our discussion, titled "Dawn of the Cicada Sex Zombies!"
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THIS SATURDAY, September 19th, come by @bklynbooksbooze.bsky.social Author Book Fair 2, where I'll be selling books along with my tablemate @jfoster.bsky.social!
The fair goes from 11 AM - 5 PM on Saturday, September 19th. The location is Barrow's Intense in Industry City, building 6, 86 34th Street in Brooklyn.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's still a little early for Halloween decor at the Home Depot on 23rd Street in Manhattan. They didn't even have the 12-foot skeletons yet. But they did have a small Halloween display of mostly plastic skeletons.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I bought a new pillow at TJ Maxx for my desk chair. Now I can support my lower back in spooky style!
A square pillow with the image of a ghost in a witch's hat, a black cat on one side, a Jack O'lantern on the other, and a bat flying overhead. As busy as that sounds, it's actually quite cute.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That moment autocorrect goes rogue on Rosh Hashana:

Text 1: "I found someone who blows the chauffeur almost as well as Bruce."

Text two: "What???"
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Gotcha Day to King Meow! This majestic kitty, known throughout the land for his epic bedtime smurgles, eye-wateringly smelly poops, and scaling the refrigerator during zoomies even though he knows he's not supposed to, joined our family in 2021 at the age of two.
King Meow, an orange tabby, looks into the distance as he surveys his kingdom.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Honestly, I don't know whether to be amused or offended.
A Spirit Halloween costume of a "rabbi."
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remembering everyone and everything we lost 25 years ago today.
A beautiful orange sunset between the twin towers of the World Trade Center.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Noodle says, "We just had Ginger Cat Appreciation Day for King Meow, but when is Noodle Appreciation Day?"
A beautiful picture of a beautiful gray cat lying on a bed.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A great night of readings at the KGB Bar with @jfoster.bsky.social and Jeff Ford!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th birthday, STAR TREK! Like many people my age, I first encountered STAR TREK in syndication, mostly in the '80s. I remember staying up until 11 PM on school nights to watch it (followed by THE TWILIGHT ZONE at midnight). I could operate on less sleep back then!
The cast of the original series assembled on the bridge, in costume, for a promotional photo.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Further photographic evidence that I was at the Renaissance Faire on Saturday!
Me about to bite into a giant turkey leg!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My second time seeing THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On our way to the New York Renaissance Faire with @davidwellington.bsky.social and @jenniferdikes.bsky.social!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had a lovely day at the Cloisters today with Alexa and @lindajonesnyc.com! More photos coming soon!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I found this comment on a Facebook discussion of my novel 100 FATHOMS BELOW. Folks, I think a new meme has dropped!
A Facebook comment from user Lyndon Gregorio that reads, "Is this the same nicholas kaufmann who defended former president duterte at the icc"
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Michaels on Sixth Avenue and 22nd Street in Manhattan has its Halloween items out!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Saturday, September 19th, come by the @bklynbooksbooze.bsky.social Author Book Fair 2, where I'll be selling books along with my tablemate @jfoster.bsky.social! Plus, at 2 PM, I'll be in conversation with @laminda.bsky.social about her science book RISE OF THE ZOMBIE BUGS! Don't miss it!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
The poster for the Michael Keaton BATMAN.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you're about to have lunch with your Jewish mother, it's never to early for a cocktail! (This is a Blue Hawaiian.)
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm very sorry to hear that actor Tim Curry has passed away. He played a million parts and was a standout in all of them, but to me he will always be Dr. Frank-N-Furter. R.I.P.
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The TJ Maxx on 6th Avenue and 19th Street in Manhattan already has a ton of Halloween stuff out!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After a delightful lunch with friends in Manhattan, Alexa and I decided to pay a visit to Little Island. It was a beautiful day for it!
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On Saturday, September 19th I'll be at the @bklynbooksbooze.bsky.social Author Book Fair 2, sharing a table with @jfoster.bsky.social! At 2 PM, I'll be in conversation with @laminda.bsky.social talking about zombies, bugs, and zombie bugs! Don't miss it! @randeedawn.com
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Nicholas KaufMONSTER @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I had a great time being in conversation with debut novelist @smhallow.bsky.social last night as we celebrated her novel THE HALLS OF THE DEAD at the Twisted Spine! It was a fun, insightful conversation, and then I got to sign the store's author wall (right under @daviddemchuk.com's signature)!
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