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The Nice William

@nicewooliam.bsky.social
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he/him, local oaf

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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 11h
Going to a small pharmacy feels like more and more of a treat errand with each passing year
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had a vampire ‘history’ book that I loved during the day but hid in the closet at night bc it scared me so much, felt like it emanated evil. In retrospect it was just a pic of an ordinary bald guy with fangs and some red backlighting lol
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look we’re all just trying to avoid cold cheap beans together 😌
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
now i have nowhere to put all these mushrooms. and i need money to buy a new freezer. if you live in portland i need you to come buy mushrooms from me this weekend. brian's going to make a way to pre-pay online on his website i'll drop the link when it's up
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh this is good uncut blueski
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The /s tag has done irreparable harm to society’s ability to get very obvious reddit/forum jokes
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
British sully is a fun guy to imagine
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite our best efforts the world is still very beautiful and full of people who care about others, and it’s very important to remember that imo. And it’s important to remember that again and again
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homie what sog(gy bottom) you from?
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone checked on how lone and level the surrounding sands are?
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your pod appearance contest rules bc it’s made for so much tremendous content, also Charles please go on savant garde and/or boonta vista
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mr kitty was a wandering hobo but no longer
An expectant orange cat awaiting his nightly wet food
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know what to say beyond I hope we can all stick around and fight together to end the evil of capital punishment. I need to believe we can be better than this
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They isis’d themselves
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve done some time for substance issues, and people incarcerated for dv, sa, child support defaults, etc dont even come close to saying stuff as vile as online incels
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me: iggy i think if a witch offered you a pastry you would fall for it immediately and eat the pastry right? iggy: no! me: what about a cookie? iggy: (has forgotten about the witch) yummmm i love cookies. and also pastries and that is why it works in the stories
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to write a corrective “how many of these smug ‘you haven’t listened to this you’re out of touch with real america’ writers have ever listened to a single Tom t hall song, but that’s only going to lead to more frustration and I’m very tired
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before this post I just assumed the bye bye man was a newer sexier version of the porcelain man, a character made up by the podcast boonta vista to make a point about society. But turns out they’re both real!
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imo it’s probably a bad sign when people are bragging about how it’s good they only know one thing
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Growing up very poor and Mormon wasn’t great, but I’m glad it gave me an appreciation for anything containing sugar as much as a British waif in a 19th century mining town had
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally every historian will tell you this about every socioeconomic revolution in history too
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: As the eldest of a big family of smartypantses I’ve always felt like kind of a Seymour figure. Interviewer: … Me: Oh god no not that I just meant the depression and suicidal tendencies is all. Jesus!
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being low meat rules, because when you do want to go all out you can afford the good stuff from farmers who treat their livestock well, and it really feels like a big occasion all around
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had sitcoms and kids shows and assemblies where the central message was “it’s ok to hug your friends and family because you can’t catch hiv that way, and also you better do it soon because they’re for sure gonna die!”
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surely there won’t be any cheapie hof hecklers up north
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sprayed edges only acceptable in 50 year old mass market paperbacks that still smell like library cigarettes from the 80s imo
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Praying for a first reformed at st bonaventure for the good of us all
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very old but still fierce
An old brown dog sticking his tongue out
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Suggs brothers (ft Jake spoon)
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know the Bluesky Posting Rules
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things ain’t what they used to be before we mined them bare, but surely there’s a guano island or two left somewhere in the pacific
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like to think that even then you’d be kind enough to yourself to head into (deserved) exile somewhere without bats
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s nice when good things happen to good and funny people imo
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I understand that humans thinking about math is Luddite behavior and humans making art is Luddite behavior and so on. But I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing instead. What's the non-Luddite behavior for those of us who aren't wealthy investors?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's weird that so many of you are always apologizing to some cool guy you're imagining from 15 years ago before you can say Macklemore is good and cool. That cool guy is probably dead. He was having a hard time. You are free.
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As an exmo it’s so fucking maddening. The current ‘prophet’ is the guy who oversaw all this and much more (including electroshock aversion therapy). This is the guy game show man and fantasy for babies man are funding!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/09/2026
anyone know a good website where some small-potatoes online pundits can tell me what’s good for my particular marginalized community in a completely condescending way.
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BJ pointing at Saudi Arabia should’ve tipped us off tbh
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boo!
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This guy is gonna lose by double digits
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t be overstated how much eugenics describe his worldview, and it’s been explicit for decades
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think so? The jointer crowd might come for me though, which does worry me a bit
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just run it through a surface planer a few times first
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My second grade teacher read us this and I’ve been trying to remember its name for SO LONG. Thank you
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve spent most of my adult life living around red-ass country people, and they generally respect you when you stand on principle. But they’ll shred you if you’re a dissembling phony
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The Nice William @nicewooliam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Their night-crawler selling business something to look forward to as well
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