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Nathaniel

@ngeorgehardman.bsky.social

Dad, writer, reader, LDS, politically homeless conservative. Mostly here for the jokes.

Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

#eurovision is so great. And so terrible. I love the campiness and ridiculous costumes. I love the bad songs. But I DO get annoyed when there’s a good song - one song in 30 that DOESN’T sound like a battle cry from the apocalypse - and it’s immediately eliminated. #portugal

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Two men stand on treadmills in a futuristic gym, about to begin a workout. One has a thought. He steps off and reaches a hand out to the man next to him. "Should we have changed into workout clothes first?" "No," the other says. "Shorts look silly on grown men."

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Huge shoutout to all the people who guessed "The Shining" as the movie this image came from. That made my day. Thanks, @framed.wtf !

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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

My favorite part of going to the dentist is when they spend ten minutes poking my gums with sharp metal objects and then say, "Huh. Your gums are bleeding a little. You need to do a better job flossing."

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Favorite film genres: 5. Tired person successfully navigating the worst day of their life 4. Children's story that's way better than it needs to be 3. Last scene recontextualizes entire movie 2. Protagonist is actually insane? 1. Bonkers Sci fi, but it's a thoughtful treatise about meaning of life

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

"RINO" has to be the stupidest insult. "This guy sometimes disagrees with the party line! He exercises judgment independent of instructions from leadership. This is bad!" An insult that says so much more about YOU than the person you're accusing.

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Before he got his credit score up, he went by Optimus Subprime. It was cool when his sides expanded for sleeping bunks though. #transformers

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

If someone ever makes a live-action adaptation of Dr Seuss’s There’s a Wocket in My Pocket, I hope they get Michael Sheen to play the nooth grush on my toothbrush. Just look at that guy! @mchshe.bsky.social

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Denzel Washington is trending?! Oh no! I hope he's alright. I'll rush to discover the reason. Oh. Relief. He's okay. I smile.#whoneedsameme

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Nathaniel @ngeorgehardman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Is it bad form to come to bluesky and reuse my best tweets from my old twitter life? Because I'm going to. #sorrynotsorry #Imnewaroundhere

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