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Ngaio Bealum

@ngaio420.bsky.social
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Comedian. Writer. Stoner. Activist. Traveler. Seen on TV and Netflix and stuff. Hard beats and Soft Drugs

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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY has crushed the box office so we're pairing weed with JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (1963) & HERCULES IN THE HAUNTED WORLD (61). Special guest @ngaio420.bsky.social! Now streaming on Apple etc. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Our ODYSSEY-SPLOITATION episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social is now on YouTube! You can watch both of these movies in less time than it takes to watch Nolan's THE ODYSSEY + you can stay home and get high!
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S5E8 Mythical Odysseys w/ Jason and the Argonauts (1963) & Hercules in the Haunted World (61)
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@ngaio420.bsky.social talks some Magnus Robot Fighter in our latest episode! Now streaming on SoundCloud & other pod apps. soundcloud.com/omfys/s5e7-t...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
PhilenApocalypse IV is here with THE PEOPLE'S JOKER (2022) and SKY HIGH (2005). Cannabis comic @ngaio420.bsky.social helps us pair the strains. Steaming on Apple & other pod apps: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Warmongers
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We've got horror comedies for #Halloween with ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948) and THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (71). Plus @ngaio420.bsky.social sets us straight on Superman and Popeye for some reason. Streaming on Spotify etc. open.spotify.com/episode/7FlC...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We also pair strains with REAR WINDOW (also part of the current Hitchcock collection on Netflix) in our Voyeurism episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
What kind of weed should you smoke on the Electric Kool-Aid N Judah? @gregfranklin.bsky.social @chaki.bsky.social @ngaio420.bsky.social
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
spent the night in Oakley, Kansas
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Netflix has got #Hitchcock this month so find out what to blaze with REAR WINDOW in our Voyeurism ep with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on ApplePodcasts & other apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy Pride, y'all
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Springtime in Berlin
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@ngaio420.bsky.social is still Livin' the Dream in our latest episode where we talk about what strain you should vape when Don Knotts turns into a fish and fights Nazis. (We sure could use underwater Don right now.) Streaming on Apple & where ever you cast pods. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Drew Carey @drewfromtv.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Outrageous tbh. The US government is flat out DISAPPEARING people that don’t look right to them. No charges. No judges or court. no hearing. no due process. Nothing. Won’t even release names to the public. Shameful. Who’s next? What’s to stop the next president after Trump? This shit HAS to stop
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Okay this one made me laugh out loud.
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🇺🇸💙💙🤔🤨CJ🤣🧐💙💙🇺🇸 @cnice59.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hey Bluesky…. Let’s make this go Viral. Just to Piss them off? Y’all with Me?
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Our LIVIN' THE DREAM episode where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair strains with TAMPOPO (1985) and THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64) is now YouTube. We've got ramen madness & Don Knotts as a fish fighting Nazis + weed! Like the ep and subscribe today!
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S4E3 Livin' the Dream feat. Ngaio Bealum w/ Tampopo (1985) and The Incredible Mr. Limpet (64)
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Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Philena terrorizes us with images of Jim Carrey as Mr. Limpet on the latest ep of @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair weed with TAMPOPO (85) & THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64). Streaming on Apple & other pod apps: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
While you're waiting for our Livin' the Dream episode with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social, catch up with The Dank Diplomat's previous appearances on OMFYS with our Ngaio playlist on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/omfys/sets/n...
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Old Movies for Young Stoners @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Celebrate Lee Marvin's birthday today by finding out what to smoke with him kicking corporate stooge ass in POINT BLANK (1967) in our CRITERION CRACK-UP episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on Apple and other pod apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Hard-looking man with white, disheveled hair with colored lights projected on his face in image of Lee Marvin in the film "Point Blank" (1967).
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
"If every time I bought an ounce of pot I had bought an ounce of gold instead I would have pounds of gold in my house." -- Ngaio Bealum
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If a foreign body did this to our government and to our people we would rightfully call it an attack. - Hillary Clinton Do not let this stand. Call your rep today. Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121
Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121
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Omar Figueroa @californiacounsel.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
My lawyer @ngaio420.bsky.social likes to tell off-color jokes when he’s off duty. Support the arts; give him a follow.
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#nsfw #hellafunnythough
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eve moriarty lloyd @evemoriarty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
i now pop between bluesky and twitter like someone in a love triangle with the toxic bad boy and the boring but safe love interest in a YA romance
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I think journalists, policymakers and good govt types are struggling to understand DOGE because their mental model is that it is a government reform commission, operating like previous ones. Maybe. But it might be better to start thinking about it as a hostile takeover of the govt by oligarchs.
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Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2) This is getting real hard here but it's always a pleasure when @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to spread the gospel of enhancing cinema through weed, and he talks terpenes, Lee Marvin and Sydney Poitier. soundcloud.com/omfys/s3e8-c...
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S3E8 Criterion Crackup feat. Ngaio Bealum w/ Point Blank (1967) & Pressure Point (62)
The Dank Diplomat Ngaio Bealum is back on OMFYS and he's picked a pair of movies to get high to from Criterion Channel's current series HOLLYWOOD CRACK-UP: THE DECADE AMERICAN CINEMA LOST ITS MIND. Fi
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Never in my life has the DC press rooted for the good guy. F them. Forever.
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Eating good in NYC
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oxtail egg and cheese on coco bread. I love New York.
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The puba of the styles like Miles n shit...
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Habari gani?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Once again I am denied my Christmas #1 owing to the industry-wide blackout on my undeniable holiday classic “Intrusive Sex Thoughts Christmas”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Today is the 10th anniversary of “Meet me in Temecula”
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BasicAFBayAreaBlackGuy The Last King Of Thotland @basicafbayblackguy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits: 🍻
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Zoë Irene 😷❤️🦈 @getcaughtliving.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:
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Pot Culture Magazine @potculturemagazine.com · 24/12/2024
🚨 Big shoutout to @ngaio420.bsky.social for following us! 🙌 If you don’t know Ngaio, he’s a comedian, cannabis activist, and all-around legend in the community. 🌿💨 His wit and wisdom are 🔥—definitely worth a follow! Let’s show him some love, Connoisseurs! 💚✨ #PotCultureMagazine
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Well done RollingStone for reporting it accurately.
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"Radical" Russ Belville @radicalruss.com · 23/12/2024
The Airing of the Grievances!
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Tom Philp @tomfilp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Somebody has anonymously (at least for now) given a quarter million dollars to keep a treasured nature center on the American River alive. The best holiday gift Carmichael may have ever received. www.sacbee.com/opinion/arti...
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The American River’s Effie Yeaw center is saved for now by $300,000 from mystery donors | Opinion
Facing a financial crisis, six long-time supporters of the Effie Yeaw Nature Center have given leaders time to create a long-term survival plan.
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Ngaio Bealum @ngaio420.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Sprezzatura
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 21/12/2024
Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav... I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 20/12/2024
No one: Every Black person I've ever known: #blacksky #bluesky #colemandomingo
Coleman: I'm 54
Kieran: Get the f*ck out. Do you moisturize?
Coleman: I'm black.

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The cruelty is the point. Elon Musk is our enemy.
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