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No Functional Purpose

@nfpmidwest.bsky.social
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Mid-tempo emotional punk rock from Omaha, NE linktr.ee/nofunctionalpurpose

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 16h
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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Robin Graham @anancythespider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry Omaha, My life’s dick don’t work lately. This was all I could squeeze out lately. enjoioioioioing!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Union Omaha @unionomaha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Diego Gutiérrez is back to his roots in Omaha, and he's absolutely flourishing. Read our exclusive interview here: tinyurl.com/UOGutierrezI... #OneMeansAll
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At the stage for The Get Up Kids 😎
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would be quite content to never hear or see anything about Travis Kelce again.
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Emily Darling @radicaldreamer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't want to work on bicycles. I want to work on a gundam
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But they do though
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Block me
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Kara the Valkyrie @valkyriekara.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lets not forget Rowling's awful attacks on the asexual community either. She's been out and about, making more people her targets than just the trans community.
An image of JK Rowling tweeting "Happy International Fake Oppression day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag." The image is placed above an infographic declaring April 6th International Asexuality Day.An image of a tweet from JK Rowling stating "I want an International Bored Of This Shit day." The word "Shit" has been struck out with a black line.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Robin Graham @anancythespider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Boycott AI, Standout amongst the slop, throw this crusty ol' dog a bone? Plenty of reasons to call the plug for the e-commerch. Reasons to call AI: you're a villain who hates the Earth and wants it to die and you love sad salad restaurant art.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen. This scene went SO much harder than it had any right to, because of his performance.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry (1946-2026)
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sinbean lashes out 🏳️‍⚧️ @meowntown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rest easy queen
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Knicks in 5
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We don't have any upcoming shows, so we just started working on some new songs at practice today.
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Playing Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds while my partner reads to me Big the Cat fanfiction
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You can say asshole on here
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John Breen @breen.tech · 09/08/2026
Darren Wilson murdered Michael Brown 12 years ago today.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
John Carney is my favorite film director. Glen's performance in ONCE was phenomenal. RIP to a legend.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I've surpassed the One Piece baby!
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's my birthday
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!
Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 12/07/2026
Mac from It’s Always Sunny, saying, Screw that old bitch. He’s a Nazi.
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ROT IN PISS BOZO
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 07/07/2026
ICE is still kidnapping and killing people.
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Skypiea haters are invalid
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
America Sucks
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck England
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Looking forward to this popping up in the user was blocked for this post feed 😝
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slouching towards flavortown @the-casey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Josh can I get a RT and a prayer for my buddy’s uncle who gave his life fighting the enemies of this great nation???
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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷🤘🎸💙 @redfives.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New PlayStation marketing just dropped
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
At the Camping In Alaska sound check 😎
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We're opening for Camping In Alaska tonight!
Show poster of our show opening for Camping In Alaska, Human Ant Farm, and Glimpse. Tonight at Slowdown in Omaha, NE.
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds has taken over my life
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hydration break
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fuck Brand New and fuck Jesse Lacey
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We have a show this week!
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THE KNICKS DID IT 😭🧡💙
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
THE MOTHERFUCKING KNICKS
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No Functional Purpose @nfpmidwest.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We've been added to this amazing bill! C u in da ballpit at the end of the month.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
BIG KNICKS ENERGY.!!
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