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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 11h

No bike lane, drivers going 40, the sidewalk is 20 feet wide. @nycdot.bsky.social’s choice to address safety in the area is a sign telling me not to ride my bike on the sidewalk. (I will always ride on the sidewalk in conditions like this and you should too.)

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 18h

If I'm killed by a driver while riding my bike, print photos of my mangled corpse on 8½ × 11 stickers and paste them to the hoods of SUVs all over the city.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think people underestimated Jackson just because he sounds a little drunk. But they weren't listening close enough, because he sounds a little like what Daniel Day Lewis' Lincoln would sound like when a little drunk.

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 09/10/2026

There is a worldwide network of unauthorized skateparks built underneath highway overpasses because these urban spaces are so polluted and unpleasant that city governments tolerate unpermitted construction that displaces drug dealers and other criminal behavior.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've donated to Jackson, Talarico, El-Sayed, and Hamilton so far. Annie Andrews can eat shit.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've never been hit by a driver, but drivers have threatened to use their cars to kill me more times than I can easily recall. If I had to guess, it happens every 15-18 months on average. It was really bad in the year after the lockdowns.

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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Inject this directly into my veins. This is what happens when you subscribe to @hellgatenyc.com, folks. You click "pay" and three days later the post hand drawn art about the topic you're singularly obsessed with!

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Being a landlord and/or being the person in charge of maintaining and managing a rental property should require a license, so that the license can be permanently revoked for threats like this.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oprah of house Winfrey, the First of Her Name, Lord of Montecito, Queen of Harpo and Oxygen, Protector of Quacks, the Mother of Grifters.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Brad centers what matters. As few words as possible about the wreckers who showed up, because they don't matter.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place, singin'...

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Grace @gracekind.net · 07/10/2026

Holy shit

Openai github repository named "critical-theory"

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying.

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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

From @sahalied.bsky.social on Twitter: "After leaving this morning’s hearing, AM Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn is served contempt papers over the Sunday night meeting she and allies convened to elect a new leader of Brooklyn Dems despite a temporary injunction being in place."

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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sat between Rep. Nydia Velázquez and former BK dem chair in court today as fight for the party's future continues. I asked about the apparent violation of a judge's order barring the exec committee from voting on a new chair, her attorney disputed there was any violation.

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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Assemblymember Nikki Lucas, who was elected by the executive committee as new party chair, in apparent violation of the courts order Sunday night, also declined to comment.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me attempting Giant Steps and falling back to just playing roots.

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Donovan Schaefer @feelingtheory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Musician Charles Manson, who led a religious revival in Los Angeles during the counterculture era of the 1960s and later became embroiled in controversy, has died.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises

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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"But the handicapped need cars!" No, what they need are options in mobility. The tech exists to enable their freedom of independent mobility, but almost always what is lacking is the enabling infrastructure. Bike lanes and quality sidewalks serve everyone.

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New Kings Democrats @newkingsdems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We expect the former chair to soon claim that a new chair has been elected. This will be false, and this late-night zoom call masquerading as a BK Dems exec committee meeting, like every prior step of the former chair’s attempt to cling to power, was an affront to the democratic values of our party

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guy who is slowly but surely winning a battle against the dumbest possible opponents.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Old guy in a Hawaiian shirt and aviators, who’s clearly been here forever, on his phone talking through the logistics of how find a relative to claim the body of his Stuy Town, neighbor, who was a hoarder and was dead for a while before she was discovered.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Guy with so little self-awareness that he’s sprinted off an electoral cliff like Wile E. Coyote and doesn’t think he needs golden parachute.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Guy loudly expounding on the weakest parts of atheism to his grandfather on speaker phone while taking a shit at the 20th St NY Public Library branch.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Guy looking at the floor muttering “yo where’s my vape” after getting taken to the ground in a fistfight with his co-worker in front of their boss at a bougie grocery store.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Guy carrying a guitar out of the subway at city hall, wearing a Vietnam-era surplus US army helmet with an Uno Wild Draw 4 card strapped to it instead of the ace of spades.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Ripped guy with very masculine tattoos and a generally broey vibe who has also chosen to wear his hair, mustache and glasses *exactly* like “Weird Al” Yankovic.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Guy who won an Oscar for playing Idi Amin who had no idea he was being indirectly used to bribe a mayor who has espoused a great interest in Idi Amin.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Guy in his early sixties with shoulder length curly white hair who is wearing vintage pac man sweatpants.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Guy with a very specific grievance who is correct.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Utterly gigantic guy leaning to his side on a marble bench while performing a simple but very convincing bird call.

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Guys of New York @newyorkguys.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Guy who is happy about his new 14th floor apartment because he can now walk around naked and “the only thing that’s seeing my ass is the birds and the drones”.

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