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News You Want

@newsyouwant.bsky.social
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We’re a creative duo based in Alberta, Canada. We produce comedy across a variety of media. The News You Want podcast is a radio dramedy, the newsyouwant.ca website features our writing and artwork, and our YouTube channel features our animations.

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delkey.bsky.social @delkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From episode 12 of News You Want podcast, RFK threatens anyone who does not support his bid for president. Full season on your favourite podcast app. youtu.be/p6iP_JV0_xY
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RFK for President
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't wait for the News You Want. Tune in wherever you get your podcasts. 🎧 youtube.com/shorts/xxsEe...
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RFK Raw Milk Ad
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The New York Times remains laser-focused on ignoring the horrible things horrible people are doing to us. Coming Up Next: "Pol Pot's Favorite Footwear."
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From CBC's @22-minutes.bsky.social 😂 youtu.be/WJ40g0KKQAM?...
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Natalie Harp updates President Donald Trump! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tired of *waiting* for the News You Want? We've got you covered! Tune in to EP 1 of NYW with anchor Julio Hatatas & reporter Barbra Bottomsnackle as they cover news of President DJT's recent hospitalization. newsyouwant.ca?p=569
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President Down?
The president was rushed to hospital on Wednesday following what the White House is describing as a minor fall.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
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Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the government has sp...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Massive thanks to our sponsor, Tiny Suits for special men. 👔
A satirical ad for "Tiny Suits for special men." The ad features a (headless) man modeling a very tight suit. Beside him, there is another headless mannequin wearing a full body stocking and corset. It lists "reinforced panty and extra meat" as qualities. The ad says, "Don't let a dress code hold you back. Leave nothing to the imagination in our teeny, tiny suits. Guaranteed to make you feel bigger than you really are." There is a speech bubble, "check out the moose knuckle on him, Mary!"
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And we're live! Now available on Deezer, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Cat @commandersnmgal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey Congress, what’s the holdup?
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Trailer for S1 of News You Want: The President is officially live! Find the podcast on Deezer, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. youtu.be/xs7Bm6rPSII?...
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News You Want season 1 trailer
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Brandee @bcontroversial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Are people eating too much? 😂 newsyouwant.ca?p=200
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Are People Eating Too Much?
“People don’t need as much food as they’ve been led to believe,” says billionaire entrepreneur Chip Wilson. “Skipping a day or two of food is good for a person..."
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy Labour Day long weekend, everyone! Our website is live!
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And we're live! Now available on Deezer, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tune in to News You Want to hear season 1: The President. President Donald J Trump has been rushed to hospital in what appears to be serious condition. The WH administration is being weird and tight-lipped about it. What’s wrong with the president and will he recover? Find out on S1! 3/3
A cartoon news anchor sits at a desk. There’s a screen behind him with President Donald J Trump unconscious on a stretcher. The caption asks, “Is the mad king finally down for the count?”
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The News You Want website is/will be our home base. You’ll find everything from articles and original art to links to our other channels like YouTube, where you can see our animated shorts. Most exciting though- we have a News You Want podcast! 2/3
A picture of a website (news you want.ca) in progress. You can see several pieces of text and parts of images but they’re largely covered by a “Coming Soon” sign.
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News You Want @newsyouwant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The last couple of months have moved at a frenetic pace- writing, voice acting, drawing, and animating- and we’re just about ready to launch! Keep an eye on this space for our most ambitious project yet: News You Want. 1/3
A digital drawing of the ocean & sky, with several orcas either jumping or swimming and a yacht in the distance. There are 3 pieces of text on the image: ORCA, news you want, and the website newsyouwant.ca.
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