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El Cortador

@newmexislosh.bsky.social
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Just a New Mexican causing trouble

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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 5h
Jeeze, buying oil from Russia seems like a plan
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 18h
Half of all Americans have below average intelligence. It’s math
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn @gavinnewsom.bsky.social … look what happened
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Public executions should lower gas prices
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Soviet oligarchy vs US oligarchy wasn’t ever about communism vs capitalism. It was rich dictatorships beefing
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jos A Banks, proud sponsor of Orange pedophiles
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hegseth working out with troops still hasn’t lowered gas prices
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Let them eat road salt”
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
$225? Are they on drugs?
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did that lower gas prices?
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vote against the used car salesman who ripped you off
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only good reason to be a billionaire is to give 99% of it away and still be rich.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any spectacular disaster before the election is going to be a false flag. They’re desperate
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excellent. Remind voters how bad you sick and how bad republicans have been
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They actually have to prove the distance and they can’t.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This’ll lower gas prices
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But she’s so cool and edgy! /s
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right wingers: don't mess with our cherished traditions like Cracker Barrel logo and the welfare queen
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s just assume any crisis between now and Election Day is manufactured by Israel. They need a false flag more now than ever.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Investors will flock to the company with no profits and no obvious business model
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump trying to make AI into SI is amusing when you know that SI is a medical abbreviation for suicidal ideation We’re doing just that without proper regulation
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of gullible sheep out there
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, Paxton being an amoral criminal and philanderer doesn’t help
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if all $3B was spent in Pittsburgh
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine thinking you’re a good president at 32% approval.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aside from everything else, isn’t it pretty gross to be the 7th raper? Like, who’s enticed to even be the 2nd guy? Just lock them all up for being gross.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Carnegie Mellon is in Pittsburgh and a satellite in Miami is a weird thing to do.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when republicans wouldn’t adopt electric vehicles, because our electric grid couldn’t handle it? Now they’re building data centers that consume entire state’s worth of power.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who have this concern only do so for white, well off men. Minorities would not get this advantage.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you were an enemy of the US, you’d make Trump president to run it poorly
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’ll be dancing in puddles of urine
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s got a perfect sense for being wrong
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven’t seen a faceplant like Eric Schmitt’s in a long time. If he had shame, he’d resign from embarrassment
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how gullible Iowans are?
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are three million American households with net worth above $5 million derived primarily from ownership of privately held companies, and they collectively account for much more wealth than the Forbes 400. www.slowboring.com/p/the-truth-...
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude hikes gas prices then demands inefficient engines. We’re living the stupidest timeline
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A steel plant in Iowa makes sense… You know, since they have experience with the industry and necessary infrastructure. Trump is stupid and his supporters are gullible
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Bob Elliott @bobeunlimited.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Expensive Supply Surging flows through Hormuz via high risk ship-to-ship transfers are adding a 30-40 bucks / bbl surcharge to every incremental barrel, driving volume to the market but coming at quite the cost. bobeunlimited.substack.com/p/expensive-...
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Expensive Supply
Surging flows through Hormuz via high risk ship-to-ship transfers are adding a 30-40 bucks / bbl surcharge to every incremental barrel, driving volume to the market but coming at quite the cost.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
United Airlines is a trash airline. It’s terrible what’s happening to the flight industry.
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This doesn’t mean we have to watch Israel do genocide
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump going to football games isn’t lowering gas prices
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s pretty sad that there are no good US airlines anymore
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cool, that should fix gas prices
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
[jerking off hand motions]
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boebert having orgies is probably one of my interests
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El Cortador @newmexislosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also, he will F any college girl with a heartbeat. UNM knowledge. He’s living the dream
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