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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

The sad part is that this is actually needed now. 🤦

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 19h

I’m all for getting a See and Say with a string. “The BLOTUS says ‘oinkoinkoink’.”

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Jesus Christ. Holy shit this is even more fucked-up than I originally thought.

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"Cornell 7" Lawsuit Terrifies Me

YouTube video by LegalEagle

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

😬😬😬

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I really like how BSky will label shit “adult content” when it’s a frontal shot of a woman in a bikini, yet I’ve been noticing women in poses with their assholes/vulva showing around butt floss are a-okay. 🤦 Fucking really? A little consistency would be swell.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my way to work this morning I saw a lady standing by a large turtle in the middle of the road. “Yay! Someone is helping. . .” As I drove past I noticed the shell was split and bloody. I didn’t see the little dude/dudette moving. 😒 I. Hate. Humans. Why are we assholes to *everything*?

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I got excellent wifi and bluetooth reception after my latest COVID shot!

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My gender disappoints me. The fact this wasn’t the first thought in one of the 50-ish heads in that chat fills me with such blinding, righteous rage I cannot express it. They’d have to call a coroner and clean up crew if I heard or saw that. And I’d need bail and a lawyer.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had a dream last night I was back in Indiana. Some redneck was bitching about how "Ey-Rabs" (Arabs) from Lebanon were terrorists. I informed said redneck they're Lebanese, not Arab. Also known as Phoenicians. One of the oldest known civilizations. I screamed "pick up a fucking book dipshit!"

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The person that came up with this idea needs a raise. Or just made head of HR. 🤷

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Only if she promises that I get called dirty names after we lay out some ground rules. Consent and rules are important, kids! 😁

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I cannot emphasize this enough. No means no. End of discussion. Dudes, be the type of person you'd look up to for guidance and ask for safety and security. It's really not that hard to achieve.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Live your life as confidently as a mediocre white man. Our government is currently full of them, so you have plenty of examples.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call DC The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Chesapeake Bay (Slightly modified from Tool's Aenima)

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I disagree. The people of Kentucky are only just beginning to be properly represented. *insert blank stare, brain dead smile, and MAGA hat here*

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Imagine, if you will, that you are so miserable and discontent with your own life that you feel a need to control and criticize other people's lives and how they choose to live. MAGA in a nutshell, baby!

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The secret to life is giving zero fucks. That is all.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

FUCK IT! We’re speed-running this life bullshit! Second Exquisito of the day.

An Arturo Fuente Exquisito cigar, with a small ash, held by a fat little hand with sausage fingers.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I like how Bluesky asks "What's up?" Well, for starters, my blood pressure. Stress levels. Anxiety. Anti-anxiety meds. Blood-alcohol content. Gas prices. Food prices. It really should be more along the lines of "What do you want to say?" 🤷

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT? Jesus man. . .what the fuck is wrong with people?

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Chillin’ in a coffee shop. Ain’t done this in a while. . .

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

😉😊

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@thegodshow.com WTF man? Dolly Parton, and now Tim Curry? Didn't you have some *other* octogenarians you could go after that wouldn't have sucked to lose?

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In a world full of Donald Trumps, be a Dolly Parton.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Need to watch something funny that reflects the fucked-up sense of the world. Blazing Saddles it is.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Spotted on the way home! If you squint, you can see a rainbow! Fun ride home in the rain, though. ⛈️⛈️

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

TIL "turns signals don't mean shit" Source: the awesome Harley rider that had to duckwalk his bike below 10 MPH. If you see a Harley rider cracking their throttle like it's their dick, please make fun of them. As a Harley rider myself, that type of asshole annoys me.

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South Park Bikers

YouTube video by Jon Doe

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Got this as an “attaboy” from an NCO I worked with. Let’s see how this is!

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Medium rare porterhouse downed? Check Arturo Fuente cigar smoked? Check Elijah Craig Toasted Rye down the hatch? In progress. . .

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

So measles is on the rise and Temu Shitler Twitler signs an executive order at the behest of Bobby Brainworm to space out vaccines. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

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Pretty Eyes Blinking

ALT: Pretty Eyes Blinking

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