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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

The sad part is that this is actually needed now. 🤦

Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Nah man. . .plan ahead. “Meet at the arcade at 8. From there we’ll go to the pizza place. Then to the bowling alley.” Being late was a scavenger hunt back then.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

What the fuck, man? Before one of my employees could even finish the sentence that a family member had attempted suicide I told them “get the fuck outta here and deal with that. Take your work laptop with you in case you need a distraction. Mental health first.” Jesus Christ man.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoyed your day.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

“But mom, what else are we gonna do for fun!” 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m usually very glad I do not have children.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no! I hope it’s okay and it doesn’t hinder the move!

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

I’m all for getting a See and Say with a string. “The BLOTUS says ‘oinkoinkoink’.”

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Holy shit! I hope you make it back to wherever you're going safely and without any more incidents.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

The way industries try to treat AI is a damned joke. I, for one, am super glad it's biting some of them in the ass.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Lost in a box of cheap wine?

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Not the brightest bunch of dip shits, either.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I love that ending. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" We've all been there these past few years.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Dark humor. It is the best humor.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

How the fuck do people like this make it through life without stabbing themselves in the eye with a fork on accident while eating?

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Man's Exasperated Facepalm

ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That annoys the ever-loving fuck out of me. Me: "How are you doing?" Them: "Hello." *insert me screaming inside* Them: "How are you doing today?" Me: "Been better, been worse, not sure if I should bitch about it or not." Them: *blank stare* *insert me screaming inside*

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"What's up?" >> An actual question asking how you're doing. "'Sup!" >> A greeting. That's how I keep it straight. 🤷

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Creepy. Weird. Disturbing. 🤔

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

All she reminded me is that the whole administration might have 2 brains cells to split amongst all of them.

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Nah Hey

ALT: Nah Hey

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Stop. Just stop. I'm still trying to cope with Guns 'n' Roses being considered "Classic Rock", okay?

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Creepy. . . When you go upstairs to shower and stuff, take an index card and place in front of it. Or just shine an extremely bright LED into the lens.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm sorry. I can't. I vote for Luigi. 🤷

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think I remember that set of books. I at least remember the first four.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I see nothing wrong with reading that. Sometimes I’d rather read shit in the kid’s section than the adult section. It was a good book!

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

We have gratuitous violence on TV. People shit their pants over a fucking nipple. We have unfettered disrespect for personal autonomy of women. People shit their pants over a word. We have a literal convicted felon as POTUS. People shit their pants over illegal immigration.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And Felon Musk for overstaying his visa. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You have to have some fucked up wiring to make it through life. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ahhh, yes. The life of a fur kid parent. “Oh, I did not do things your way? I’ll just fuck right off then.”

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Shoot shit as in “pew pew” or shoot shit as in “Sup Budday?”

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Or at least a much less stupid populace. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m still trying to come up with how I actually feel reading that. Gross doesn’t even scratch the surface, and I’m not even sure an industrial wood chipper could shred up the messed up wiring behind that. Even if it is just ragebait.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m all for whips and chains and kink, but what in Jesus Butt-fucked Christ is that happy shitfucked horse dooky.

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Dafuq Wtf Reaction

ALT: Dafuq Wtf Reaction

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Words mean things. You can’t have multiple definitions for words based on how one feels. That’s really not how language works unless you’re wearing a red hat and screaming about vaccines causing autism. That’s why we have dictionaries. To have an authoritative language source.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Exactly. I’d rather have truth and brashness than fakeness and no friction. If there’s not disagreement, someone is faking. We’re all human and will all grind each other’s gears. That’s just life. The worthwhile people accept that grinding and work to compromise.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If you worry what people think of you and if you accommodate their “sensibilities” or “expectations”, that’s known as “people pleasing”. It’s really bad behavior. Healthy: WYSIWYG. If you like me, great. If you don’t, great. I’m not here to make you happy, I have my own life to worry about.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s really not everyone that makes snap judgment calls while continuing to let monkey brain dictate their life. Some people actually learn self awareness and stop themselves from making that “first impression” monkey brain judgment and just accept people. We don’t still live in the Serengheti.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If you’re willing to put yourself in the spotlight, be ready for the heckling that comes with it. And try not to make it easy for others by making yourself look like someone shoved a mage vacuum up your ass and sucked out everything squishy.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

13 here. Though I really think one of those should be a gimme cause I can’t give birth. Unless we’re talking about the kids I drop off at the pool every morning. 💩

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Right? It’s like the spec ed kids calling the spec ed teach stupid.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The only question I have for y’all regarding this whole debacle is how the fuck you *tolerate* those shorts? I’d be picking them outta my ass the entire time thinking I had a permanent wedgie.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I wish this brewing company sold down here.

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Some Dude @networkmonkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lief Erikson found America way before anyway. And fucked up the indigenous people way less.

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