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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Well, off to bed since I have to be at a little league tournament at 7:30 in the fucking morning.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Lol. The close hard fought game is now going to be reflected as a blowout. Fuck it.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Well maybe not. The bad snap fucked that play up.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
This next play call will decide my loyalty to this coaching staff.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
This is a completely different Isaiah Marshall. Bye week did something.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Or let a 400 lb guy catch a touchdown
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
(they'll probably force a turnover now)
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Kansas quarterback finally plays well and it doesn't matter because this defense fucking sucks
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Lol fuck Lane Kiffin
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
What a goddamn throw wow
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Teenage girls in the early 2000s:
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 2h
Thing is, I didn't grow up poor. I actually went to middle school and high school down the street from the house we were at. I've been in these spaces a bunch in my life. I still feel like these people are aliens.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 3h
Also, "Hi I'm Jaydens mom". "I'm Lucy's dad" Yeah I don't know who the fuck your kids are.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 3h
I really dislike being in rich people's spaces.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 3h
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Man's Expressive Reaction
ALT: Man's Expressive Reaction
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 3h
Just got home. J....Jayhawks?
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 6h
Going to a "parent happy hour"
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Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please
ALT: Adam Sandler: Oh Somebody Kill Me Please
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 8h
Hey K-State. You suck too huh?
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ALT:
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 12h
I know the whole "the 90s are making a comeback" thing is popular, but Nebraska being good at football again is a bit much.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 13h
Day 10: Fangoria collection
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 13h
And it will probably be a thing going forward in all sports now. Everything is in the mud.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 13h
Saw a comment that it's to allow the betting markets to put up "which team" for an hour or so and... yeah that's probably it.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dude thought he was managing the Yankees tonight. Same result as the Yankees I guess.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't tell you how satisfying it was to come out of a 20 minute hiatus just so my kid could walk up and hit a 2 RBI double to effectively end the game and shut this coach up. Gonna have to buy him a present or something.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look man, if you argue with the tournament director in a little league game for 20 minutes accusing the opposing team of cheating, you better not be wrong. (he was wrong)
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"While we were impressed with your background and experience..." bitch no you weren't
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have an idea to combine the two...
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Venn Diagram of people who watch this and people who will watch the live stream execution is just a circle.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CC: @baconfish.bsky.social
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 9: extended family
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Daniels can beat the Cowboys and Lance couldn't use this guy to beat K-State smh
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This Cowboys defense is fucking atrocious.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White Sox tying this up little league style
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It wasn't Animal (Fuck Like A Beast), sadly
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did the Amazon broadcast just play W.A.S.P.???
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guess we're doing the whole streaming executions thing early
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With my name on it?
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Todd Bowles always has that look on his face like he just saw the scene in a porno when they zoom in on the dude's butthole.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cowboys are going to win the division and an NFC West wildcard team will absolutely dog walk them in Dallas.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 8: personalized Joe Bob shit!
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 7: my Evil Dead lunchbox
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dak being the Cowboys touchdown leader is hilarious
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't stop him.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol this dude is still a trip
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, Jalon Daniels. Please be awesome.
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 6: Cracker Barrel skeleton truck
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 5: my everyday coffee mug
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 4: bathroom art
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netsematary @netsematary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Totally didn't keep up with this. Ok, Day 3... CAULDRON CROCKPOT
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