Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13mI had a very productive day yet I don’t have soup. Hmmm this is wrong. 160
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You can only see the 20 or so freckles I inherited from my mother with no makeup and bright sunlight. 1200
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Doing face mask and watching Troop Beverly Hills. I want to live in the intro cartoon sequence. 1300
Reposted by Vanessa GuerreroAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways 271851208
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m not feeling well again but thanks to my dad I can use my tub again and soak in epsom salt. 0160
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026These are two components of my Halloween costume this year. Any guesses? 6241
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It is! My niece and I watch it together every yeah. 010
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Watching every Halloween episode of every cartoon and sitcom to feel something. 1260
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Okay I’m at season 29 for Treehouse of Horror and it’s become ROUGH. 2180
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I’m stoned on my couch in my pajamas writing a long ass email on my laptop, I am Carrie Bradshaw. 0110
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mom got her tooth fixed, Meat Dinner is back on. 0230
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026His dream. He loves every dog. He puts doggy stickers on everything. 100
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Tried to remember where I put my black raincoat and then I remembered I had to abandon it at the movies when this man sat down next to me, looked me straight in the face, and stuck his hand down his pants. IT WAS THRIFTED. FUCK. 1140
Reposted by Vanessa GuerreroNea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Been having a really financially tight month since paying rent and still playing catch up with work while broke. Any support to help with groceries and bills would be very much appreciated~ 074
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My dad fell asleep five minutes into The Ring, farted himself awake and said “Who’s that lady” to the girls that have been on screen the whole time. 4422
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This place cuts up the meat for you too so that shouldn’t be too hard. 100
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It just popped off so I think it should be fixable in time for Meat Dinner. 100
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I think we found a place so fingers crossed Meat Dinner goes on. 110
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My mom broke a tooth a few days ago (it was the weekend so no one was open) and we’re trying to find someone to fix it in time for Meat Dinner tonight. 330
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026We looked like character variations of the same sprite. 010
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Instead of buying myself the seltzer water I really wanted, I bought her treats. She took one bite and refuses another. 110
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m not gonna do it because it was soooooo expensive to keep up with and I couldn’t wear white but god I miss my blue hair. 8841
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/20263 months ago a friend very lovingly gifted Turtle the cutest cat tree and SHE REFUSES TO USE IT. It looks like a giant flower and has a hidey hut and she won’t go near but oooooooh she loves the cardboard box full of books right next to it. 1150
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My sister was born on my mom’s birthday and my niece was born a day after I celebrated THREE birthdays this weekend. My Libra lovelies have me exhausted. 0200
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’ve sent 300 crows to come carry you home. 110
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Thanks to a friend and selling some handbags I’m taking my parents and grandma out to kbbq tomorrow because my grandma has never had Korean food but I know in my SOUL she’s going to love kimchi. 0180
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The birthday queen with her favorite thing in the world, persimmons. I literally have a picture of my mom eating persimmons on every birthday. October is her month to just be gifted all the persimmons her heart desires. 0270
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My dad saw an ASPCA commercial and got soooooo sad and told me that if he won the lottery the sign would be that every stray dog he ever saw would appear in his backyard. 1180
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Different guys. Kyle Chandler is Hal Jordan and the actor for the Rookie is Nathan Fillion. 000
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Look I love the Green Lanterns but my fav is a Red Lantern named DexStar who is a cat powered by RAGE that vomits blood. 8400
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m behind on my bills by like a lot but as soon as I catch up I am getting SUCH a cunty French Bob. 1180
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Let me ask her! She’s been expirmenting with different variations 030
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Everyone that meets him has that reaction. 130
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Anyways my mom’s pineapple upside down cake is amazing 2320
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My mom was so proud of baking her own cake for her birthday party today and my stupid ass little brother says “why don’t you get a normal cake, I hate your dumb pineapple cake”. 32 and talking to our mom that way. Truly wish he didn’t exist. 7350
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can’t get over her face in this. She hates evidence of being furniture. 100
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Waiting for my dad to finish gardening and it’s time. 2320