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Vanessa Guerrero

@nessguerrero.bsky.social
4.8K followers 343 following 4.3K posts

Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 8m
I’ve always known I was a soup dumpling.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13m
I had a very productive day yet I don’t have soup. Hmmm this is wrong.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you!
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 4h
Had a day gig, this was the outfit.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can only see the 20 or so freckles I inherited from my mother with no makeup and bright sunlight.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doing face mask and watching Troop Beverly Hills. I want to live in the intro cartoon sequence.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m going all the way
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m not feeling well again but thanks to my dad I can use my tub again and soak in epsom salt.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeep
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These are two components of my Halloween costume this year. Any guesses?
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I LOVED that section
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is! My niece and I watch it together every yeah.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watching every Halloween episode of every cartoon and sitcom to feel something.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay I’m at season 29 for Treehouse of Horror and it’s become ROUGH.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Link: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I’m stoned on my couch in my pajamas writing a long ass email on my laptop, I am Carrie Bradshaw.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mom got her tooth fixed, Meat Dinner is back on.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just sprinted out of there. So gross!
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
His dream. He loves every dog. He puts doggy stickers on everything.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tried to remember where I put my black raincoat and then I remembered I had to abandon it at the movies when this man sat down next to me, looked me straight in the face, and stuck his hand down his pants. IT WAS THRIFTED. FUCK.
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Been having a really financially tight month since paying rent and still playing catch up with work while broke. Any support to help with groceries and bills would be very much appreciated~
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My dad fell asleep five minutes into The Ring, farted himself awake and said “Who’s that lady” to the girls that have been on screen the whole time.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This place cuts up the meat for you too so that shouldn’t be too hard.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It just popped off so I think it should be fixable in time for Meat Dinner.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s a veneer and it’s a front tooth!
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think we found a place so fingers crossed Meat Dinner goes on.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My mom broke a tooth a few days ago (it was the weekend so no one was open) and we’re trying to find someone to fix it in time for Meat Dinner tonight.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We looked like character variations of the same sprite.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Instead of buying myself the seltzer water I really wanted, I bought her treats. She took one bite and refuses another.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m not gonna do it because it was soooooo expensive to keep up with and I couldn’t wear white but god I miss my blue hair.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
3 months ago a friend very lovingly gifted Turtle the cutest cat tree and SHE REFUSES TO USE IT. It looks like a giant flower and has a hidey hut and she won’t go near but oooooooh she loves the cardboard box full of books right next to it.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My sister was born on my mom’s birthday and my niece was born a day after I celebrated THREE birthdays this weekend. My Libra lovelies have me exhausted.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve sent 300 crows to come carry you home.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks to a friend and selling some handbags I’m taking my parents and grandma out to kbbq tomorrow because my grandma has never had Korean food but I know in my SOUL she’s going to love kimchi.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The birthday queen with her favorite thing in the world, persimmons. I literally have a picture of my mom eating persimmons on every birthday. October is her month to just be gifted all the persimmons her heart desires.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My dad saw an ASPCA commercial and got soooooo sad and told me that if he won the lottery the sign would be that every stray dog he ever saw would appear in his backyard.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh wait I read it wrong I’m high.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Different guys. Kyle Chandler is Hal Jordan and the actor for the Rookie is Nathan Fillion.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look I love the Green Lanterns but my fav is a Red Lantern named DexStar who is a cat powered by RAGE that vomits blood.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m behind on my bills by like a lot but as soon as I catch up I am getting SUCH a cunty French Bob.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let me ask her! She’s been expirmenting with different variations
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He talks to everyone like that/worse.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone that meets him has that reaction.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyways my mom’s pineapple upside down cake is amazing
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My mom was so proud of baking her own cake for her birthday party today and my stupid ass little brother says “why don’t you get a normal cake, I hate your dumb pineapple cake”. 32 and talking to our mom that way. Truly wish he didn’t exist.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can’t get over her face in this. She hates evidence of being furniture.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Waiting for my dad to finish gardening and it’s time.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My pillow is warm.
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