NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026But I just cracked this 2L open an hour ago! 😭 0678
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'll be at the pig petting zoo until further notice if anyone needs me. 0100
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Blame @catlovesbelly.bsky.social for this one 😶🌫️ 0321
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2026May this Tuesday be blessed with an abundance of Tummy 🙏 1411
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It's a good day to continue the work of burying my cock in fat... It would be an even better day if you helped 🥴 0573
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Chugged a shake. Got horny about it immediately. 1608
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Paperwork submitted. Grocery pick-up order submitted. Time to make more room in the fridge.static.klipy.comScooby Doo Food Explosion - Batman Brave & BoldALT: Scooby Doo Food Explosion - Batman Brave & Bold 040
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have to finish up some paperwork before 3pm but you KNOW I'm going to the grocery store as soon as that's done 🐷 My housemates are out of town for the weekend. 260
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The scale is reading 288. Who's gonna push me back over into the 300s? 🐷 21106
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Tuesday. Did hard life stuff. Now I couch rot. Feed me? 🥹 0380
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Testing out some plant-based milks/creams to help me get morning calories easier. Today's shake is: 1 can of coconut cream 1 handful of frozen berries and banana 1 handful of frozen kale 2 large spoonfuls of cashew butter Non-dairy yogurt to the max fill line 2643
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Seeing the scale slowly creep back up towards 300lbs (285 currently)... I wanna go so hard on the groceries I just got. 😶🌫️ 1515
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A proper before and after from my night in with $30 of Taco Bell. Now to afford maintaining this progress I'm making! 😅 But damn, I kinda surprised myself tonight. 2496
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/20263.6 Burritos 4 Tacos Large Fries Large Soda Lots of water to help squeeze that last .4 burrito in. I'm working on increasing my capacity and I think this is as close to the line as I want to go. It's such a bummer when you push too hard and lose all the calories you spent all night packing in. 0190
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I honestly thought I was gonna have at least 1 burrito to put in the fridge before I passed out tonight... But this is the last one and I think I can fit it in...? 0253
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Any vegan gainers out there with recommendations for non-dairy fatty liquids to chug? My body is kinda done with lactose and buying lactose free feels silly when I'm sure I can make great gainer shakes from coconut cream and things like that just as easily with similar results. 131
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The half and half is gone. The chocolate milk is almost gone. This is where a good feeder would come in, give my belly some attention and slowly drain the rest of that dairy into me while I digest. 3785
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I went a little overboard with the lactose free dairy last time I got groceries... I kinda need to make room in my fridge before I go to the store again... 🐷 Oops 080
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Old, snug clothes are always fun to show off contrast... But do y'all have "goal clothes" to feed in? This is one of my 8XL shirts that I like to wear. More comfortable for your belly to stretch as you eat, plus you get to imagine a day when your 8XL fits perfectly... Snugly even. 🐷 14710
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I might need to get a bigger size shirt the next time I'm up in that neck of the woods... 2673
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Being a stoner pig two days in a row? 🐷 I overhauled my resume in between 🐷 Who's hiring remote admin fatties? 1240
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Growing this belly back One reckless food night at a time 0393
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I forgot what day I'm supposed to be fat in what way with what hashtag but I wanted to be fat tonight so here ya go, Bsky! 0673
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Reposted by NerdAlertRhys... and also Denv 🔞 @largerfolks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The world needs *more* obesity, willfully chosen and comforting, comfortable obesity that makes people slow down and take things at a slower pace, and appreciating life and soft cuddles, and soft flabby kink 07010
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A taxi driver takes a woman to the pyramids even though she can't pay the fare. 010
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Safe to say the rest of my Friday to-do list is gonna have to wait until Monday. 4695
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Y'all really know how to get my beast brain going. 😈 Makes me wanna eat all the food in your house and mess around on your couch for the afternoon. 1505
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Friday Lunch Binge from Popeyes: 1 chicken sandwich 12 boneless wings 1 large mac and cheese Still have 1 more chicken sandwich but I'm gonna need belly rubs and a rest before I continue. 🥴 0232
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Reposted by NerdAlertRhys... and also Denv 🔞 @largerfolks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026feedees growing fatter as self care 19517
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If I moved to Salem, MA... Anyone in the area know of any work that an unemployed, corporate burnout, fatty with a theatre degree and a background in event planning could do? My belly might be moving back up to New England later this year if I can magick up some work for myself. 2300
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm being so messy and vulnerable on the internet this weekend I guess so I made a pile of cheese toasties about it. 050
NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If it were less expensive/ugly.... I would be tempted. 030
