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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy

@websterthefool.bsky.social
350 followers 1.1K following 153 posts

I eat hoes like you, no plate, no fork, no sauce, just live raw snakes! l eat hoes like you, no seasoning, no salt needed, cause you came that way! 🍔💗👾🐻✨🔮

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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Praying today 🙏🙂‍↕️✨🧘🐻
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't mess with the amazing Spider-Slut! 🕸️🕷️🦸
DMHB flexes in a dirty mirror 🪞. He's wearing a white graphic tee with Spider-Man on the front and skimpy red briefs with straps on one side. A gratuitous belly peek is shown.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You're plastic, you're tragic, overly romantic! It happens like magic, can't seem to let it go!
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daine - PQC (Official Music Video)
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Manifesting this today 🙂‍↕️
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
~❤️🥵🤼~
DMHB stands in a mirror dressed in a strappy little blue & red singlet. He's got his signature blue frames on & there's a portrait of two bears hugging in the background above the bed. DMHB flexes in his tight blue & red singlet in a mirror, showing his furry pit and bicep.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
1 dude 2 sharks click link in bio to see more 👀😈🦈🦈
DMHB holds 2 hefty nurse sharks under his arms with a life vest and sunglasses on.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SAIIIIIILING TAKES ME AWAAAAYYY TO WHERE I'M GOIN 🏖️🛳️💓
DMHB stands shirtless in a reflection off the door of the balcony to his cruise cabin. The bay is in the background with a bridge.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This scruffy pup went to the groomer today! 🐶💈🧔
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy in two frames, the lower a before photo of him looking extra scruffy and curly contrasting with a trimmed up version of himself in the top frame. Both feature signature blue glasses and shameless bear face.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a real diva, a powerhouse, icon. My nieces & other kids I've worked with over the years have benefited from her free reading program. Her kindness and light will go on like all stars do, their light reaching us long after they're gone. Love you, Dolly. 💓🌠
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#scruffmaxxing
A mirror selfie of DMHB wearing his signature electric powder blue glasses and a red tank with a gold chain. He's looking particularly unkempt and in desperate need of a haircut and beard trim. DMHB flexes in a dirty mirror in skimpy blue briefs and a slightly undersized red tank. He needs a haircut and a beard trim, and maybe a donut.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Hairy Fat Men 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎶 No more luck in my bones...pill after pill I take it like I want to, I take it like I want to...🎶
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Tiffany Day - NO LUCK
YouTube video by Tiffany Day
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
10 years ago in a galaxy far, far away, two boys fell in love; the kind of love that's written in the stars. I wouldn't know what to do without you. You're the gravity that makes my world spin round. I love you, Phil. You're my whole galaxy. Happy 10 year anniversary. 😘 ~🌌✨👬1️⃣0️⃣🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🌠~
My cute husbear Phil and I in matching bearcycle shirts from our honeymoon 10 years ago.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He would eat me just to feel closer to me. 😻🐈‍⬛💕
Webster The Fool himself (a large tabby cat), smooshing his face into mine (Dr. Manhattan's House Boy).
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Exhibit A: Note the squish! Your dough should be pliable & squishy 🍞
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
STRAIGHT FROM THE CLUB TO YOUR ARMS youtu.be/rixSliASs6A?...
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Singing Crying Boy With Fist Up Singing
ALT: Singing Crying Boy With Fist Up Singing
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Mutual I'm Sure @mutualimsure.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A civilization nearing its collapse because a social norm has been violently transgressed. A country besotted by the worst men who occupy the palace for their own powerlust. Waiting for the return of someone who feels leadership as a burden and sacrifice.......
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pool time uwu
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy smoking a spliff poolside shirtless
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To the Etsy witches casting heart attack spells this last week, thank you for your service 🫡
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C_______M____ @chandlermead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don’t have a fat cock. I’ve never had a fat cock. If I wanted a fat cock, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Sickening. You could never have a fat cock because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I have I’ve worked for and gotten myself. You fucking bitch! 🤾‍♂️🍸💦👁️‍🗨️👄👁️‍🗨️
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Electric Blue-galoo 🔵⚡🩵 we love pool season!
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He's so gross! He's just a man! 🤮 I wanna run over him! 🚗 With the Bentley that he rents!
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HE'S SO GROSS
samxemma · HE'S SO GROSS · Song · 2025
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anybody want a slice? If not I'll put it back in the fridge 🥱🍰
Dr. Manhattan's House Boy's very fuzzy peach in a strappy black jock strap. You can see his peony tattoo on his thigh.
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
by Addison Rae!
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The theatre is dark. The seats are empty. So, why do you keep dancing?
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I want YOU 🫵 I want HIM TOO ✌️LETS FALL IN LOVE 💞 @newweirdos.bsky.social you've done it again!
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I Want You (I Want Him Too)
New Weirdos · I Want You (I Want Him Too) · Song · 2026
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Baby thats the twink and the redhead
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One of the best things about having a fat belly is when my cat climbs up on me and makes biscuits with my dough 🥰
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, you know the DJ? Oh, she knows the DJ... 🙄😒
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pool fit check 🩷⚡🐽 What else is pink? 🤔
It's-a-me Dr. Manhattan's House Boy, in my black speedo with hot pink lighting bolts with my ass reflecting in the mirror. I'm also wearing my hot pink AIRO trucker hat to complete the lewk.
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
😝🎂
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm loving Devil Dino in Rivals this season! I also personally love to CHOMP 😬🦖😈
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Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur: Devil Dinosaur Smile
ALT: Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur: Devil Dinosaur Smile
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Seb - 🌴 Palm Springs Nov 3-9, Los Angeles Nov 9-12 🌴 @sebbearva.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Wallowhog @wallowhog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bad tattoos on leather tanned skin Jesus Christ on a plastic sign Fall in love again and again Winding roads, doing manual drive In a place that can make you change
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Everything is romantic
Charli xcx · BRAT · Song · 2024
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today I am here dragvestigating in the backrooms, shoutout to the backrooms DOLLSSS baby the backrooms DOLLSSS YASSS press number 1 in the comments if you’ve ever been in a backROOOOM HUNNY!
Lushious Massacr in her signature bob, green sundress, and Jessica Simpson pink purse. She’s standing in the backrooms, another dimension made up of an endless labyrinth of unflattering yellow office environment rooms with musty carpets and fluorescent lights.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nature is so Healing, btw 🐴🌱🍏
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My summer purse came in today ~🦀🐚🏖️🦪🌊🐢🌺🍍~
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 24/05/2026
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This was a thrilling read. Highly recommended for anyone who feels either corporate burn out or has frequent impulses to BITE DOWN.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Picked up a few books & spent the day reading today. Felt good to be somewhere else from the comfort of my couch. 📖🤓🌎
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Was recently made aware by my backyard camera that I do indeed, have an ass. 🍑💦🥵
It's-a-me, Dr.Manhattan's House Boy, in a thong tanning my cheeks floating on a donut inflatable in my backyard pool.
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Christina Aguilera Click
ALT: Christina Aguilera Click
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Grilling season is NOW ♨️🥗🔥🐔
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Dr. Manhattan's House Boy @websterthefool.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Unrestrained summer fun is NOW 💦🐳🧢
It's-a-me Dr. Manhattan's House Boy on a blue Hawaiian print pool float in my stock tank pool. I'm wearing a blue speedo and my Scooby Doo trucker hat, and not much else hehe. 1 Bestway Tanx Pool, 8ft wide, 3 ft deep, 700 gallons of fun. Pool float included.
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