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@nerdalertgrows.bsky.social
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18+ NSFW (they/them) Non-binary gainer in a recovery period of life.

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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first eggnog of the year has dropped. I'm glad y'all psl folk got yours recently but the gainers who get seasonal nog stock in the grocery store know the real reason for the season: 2,880 calories in this half gallon and it's so much easier on (my) stomach than heavy cream.
NerdAlert sitting on a couch, their shirt up above their soft chest, a half gallon of eggnog perched next to their belly.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But I just cracked this 2L open an hour ago! 😭
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Blame @catlovesbelly.bsky.social for this one 😶‍🌫️
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
May this Tuesday be blessed with an abundance of Tummy 🙏
NerdAlert standing in black boxer briefs. They are pulling the waistband down slightly to expose the top of their fat pad as the morning sun casts warm beams across their belly. NerdAlert standing in black boxer briefs. They are pulling the waistband down slightly to expose the top of their fat pad as the morning sun casts warm beams across their belly.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Digesting Dinner
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's a good day to continue the work of burying my cock in fat... It would be an even better day if you helped 🥴
NerdAlert is sitting on a grey couch, grabbing a handful of their fatpad. Their belly is being pushed up and their cock is sticking straight out of the fatpad. NerdAlert from a top down angle. They are leaning back on a grey couch and pinching their fatpad.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Chugged a shake. Got horny about it immediately.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The scale is reading 288. Who's gonna push me back over into the 300s? 🐷
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🦄 🍩 🍆
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tuesday. Did hard life stuff. Now I couch rot. Feed me? 🥹
Naked NerdAlert with their hand in their fatpad.Naked NerdAlert reclined on the couch.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Testing out some plant-based milks/creams to help me get morning calories easier. Today's shake is: 1 can of coconut cream 1 handful of frozen berries and banana 1 handful of frozen kale 2 large spoonfuls of cashew butter Non-dairy yogurt to the max fill line
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Seeing the scale slowly creep back up towards 300lbs (285 currently)... I wanna go so hard on the groceries I just got. 😶‍🌫️
NerdAlert laying back on a grey couch. They are wearing black boxer briefs and their belly is looking soft, round, and ready to grow. NerdAlert laying back on a grey couch. They are wearing black boxer briefs and their belly is looking soft, round, and ready to grow.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A proper before and after from my night in with $30 of Taco Bell. Now to afford maintaining this progress I'm making! 😅 But damn, I kinda surprised myself tonight.
NerdAlert in black boxer briefs on a grey couch. They have a party box of Taco Bell in the before picture and a bloated belly and half a burrito left in the after picture.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
3.6 Burritos 4 Tacos Large Fries Large Soda Lots of water to help squeeze that last .4 burrito in. I'm working on increasing my capacity and I think this is as close to the line as I want to go. It's such a bummer when you push too hard and lose all the calories you spent all night packing in.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I honestly thought I was gonna have at least 1 burrito to put in the fridge before I passed out tonight... But this is the last one and I think I can fit it in...?
NerdAlert naked on a grey couch. Their belly is round and distended with one last beefy 5 layer burrito sitting on top of their belly. NerdAlert naked on a grey couch. Their belly is round and distended with one last beefy 5 layer burrito sitting on top of their belly.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Halfway through... Send belly rubs.
NerdAlert with a round, tight belly, and their hand on their fatpad. Their cock is erect and their next course (Taco Bell Nacho Fries) sits on their belly.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I promise I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow 🥴
NerdAlert on their couch, in black boxer briefs. They have a party box, a bag, and a soda from Taco Bell.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The half and half is gone. The chocolate milk is almost gone. This is where a good feeder would come in, give my belly some attention and slowly drain the rest of that dairy into me while I digest.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I went a little overboard with the lactose free dairy last time I got groceries... I kinda need to make room in my fridge before I go to the store again... 🐷 Oops
3 cartons of lactose free dairy: chocolate whole milk (1/2 Gal), half and half (1Q), and whole milk (1/2 Gal)
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Old, snug clothes are always fun to show off contrast... But do y'all have "goal clothes" to feed in? This is one of my 8XL shirts that I like to wear. More comfortable for your belly to stretch as you eat, plus you get to imagine a day when your 8XL fits perfectly... Snugly even. 🐷
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I might need to get a bigger size shirt the next time I'm up in that neck of the woods...
NerdAlert holding a can of Moxie soda while wearing a matching orange shirt that doesn't even manage to cover their belly button.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Being a stoner pig two days in a row? 🐷 I overhauled my resume in between 🐷 Who's hiring remote admin fatties?
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Growing this belly back One reckless food night at a time
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I forgot what day I'm supposed to be fat in what way with what hashtag but I wanted to be fat tonight so here ya go, Bsky!
NerdAlert, naked with a shirt behind their head, sitting on the couch with a fistful of their own fatpad. Their belly is round, smooth, and ready for more.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Safe to say the rest of my Friday to-do list is gonna have to wait until Monday.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Y'all really know how to get my beast brain going. 😈 Makes me wanna eat all the food in your house and mess around on your couch for the afternoon.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Friday Lunch Binge from Popeyes: 1 chicken sandwich 12 boneless wings 1 large mac and cheese Still have 1 more chicken sandwich but I'm gonna need belly rubs and a rest before I continue. 🥴
NerdAlert on the couch, lifting up their shirt with an empty, soft belly.NerdAlert, an hour later, in the same place but their belly is stuffed and rounded out.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If I moved to Salem, MA... Anyone in the area know of any work that an unemployed, corporate burnout, fatty with a theatre degree and a background in event planning could do? My belly might be moving back up to New England later this year if I can magick up some work for myself.
NerdAlert 's soft, pale belly while they sit on a grey couch.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm being so messy and vulnerable on the internet this weekend I guess so I made a pile of cheese toasties about it.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If it were less expensive/ugly.... I would be tempted.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
😈 something nasty?
Great Aunt Ada from Cold Comfort Farm saying, "I saw something nasty in the woodshed!"
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fuck it feels so good to be round again.
NerdAlert in a hiked up purple crop top, Pooh Bear style on the couch, with a stuffed round belly and an erect cockNerdAlert in a hiked up purple crop top, Pooh Bear style, laying down on the couch, with a stuffed round belly and a floppy, semi erect cock
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Piggy brain didn't like being in a box... So I let them out for the afternoon to feed on $20 of Taco Bell slop. 🐷 Halfway through
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The full-length Swoverallz cut off into shorts real well imho 🤩
NerdAlert in 2023 (350lbs) in cutoff Swoveralls and nothing else while standing in a hotel room. NerdAlert in 2023 (350lbs) in cutoff Swoveralls and nothing else while standing in a hotel room with a leg up on a suitcase out of frame, Captain Morgan style.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Some visible nonbinary belly and cock for your Transgender Day of Visibility
NerdAlert's stiff cock and soft bellyNerdAlert naked and sitting in bed. Their cock is flopping to the right and their thigh rolls look soft
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I've been sick for a week, I've lost a lot of weight, my body is clearly under a lot of stress, and I had a bit of a depressive deep dive about it last night after trying this on. I felt a little better after filling my belly with a bunch of Taco Bell (pictured below) but it is a struggle over here.
NerdAlert, seated and filled with Taco Bell while wearing a tiny black strapped thong that goes up over their shoulders. NerdAlert, standing and filled with Taco Bell while wearing a tiny black strapped thong that goes up over their shoulders.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's 100% a dominance/humiliation thing that he gets off on. I'm just reporting the news at this point.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Snow Day has me wanting cuddles, belly rubs, and a good feeding ❄️
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hanging out in my aspirational 8XL shirt as the blizzard rolls in ❄️
NerdAlert sitting back on a grey couch in a similarly grey 8XL shirt. Their belly is noticeable but there is plenty of space in the shirt for more. NerdAlert in the same position but with the 8XL shirt, pulled up to expose their soft, round belly and chest.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Y'all are real good at getting me worked up in the morning 🥵
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🫰 fatten me like you really mean it
NerdAlert wearing black boxer briefs and a red sweater covered in paisley and black hearts with unicorns. They are making a heart hand-sign. NerdAlert in black boxer briefs, now pulling the red sweater up to expose their belly and chest.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Got that taken care of... Along with a bag of cheese and half a thing of Fritos with more cheese.
The carton from before is empty and NerdAlert's belly is round and distended.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Oops, I bought this ice cream but there's no room in the freezer for it... Guess I'll have to eat it all tonight 🤷
NerdAlert on the couch, lifting an orange shirt to expose their belly and chest. A 1.5Q carton of ice cream sits on their thigh with a spoon in the top.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Took a depression nap this afternoon so now I'm wide awake and horny in the middle of the night 🙈
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Who thinks they can make this belly double in size the fastest? 😈🐷
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
2 out of 3 😏
The label of a large plastic storage bag that reads: Expandable Bottom, Large Capacity, Save Space
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Feeders: What creative ways would you try to make sure this belly stays stuffed for the rest of the night when I get too tired and lazy to keep feeding?
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Too full to get up and find my nipple pumps but I'm right there with ya on the rest!
NerdAlert on the couch with their shirt over their head. Their belly is tight and distended with two more burritos resting on top.
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I lost 50lbs in 2024/25 because broke. I would really love to gain those 50lbs back in 2026. I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back. For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
NerdAlert in 2023 with a see-through black shirtNerdAlert naked in bedNerdAlert before and after a stuffingNerdAlert's belly at a window
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NerdAlert @nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I would love to hear you try to describe it anyway. 🥴😈🐷
NerdAlert, naked on the couch with a big round belly filling the center of the picture.
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