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Neptune Henriksen🍉

@neptunehenriksen.bsky.social
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Goodwill Comedy Club Valentine's Special was a rippa! The largest crowd yet, and everyone was so lovely 💓 thank you to local acts Luke Donehue & Charlotte Starr, and headliner Frankly I'm back with Goodwill Comedy Club 6 March for the Autumn Special 🍂 with a fresh line-up and more laughs! #ballarat
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
#NewProfilePic Aaaand I'm back with Goodwill Comedy Club in 2025! The feel good comedy night with no mean-spirited crowd work, where everyone can feel welcome. First Thursday of the month - 6 Feb, 6 Mar, 2 Apr
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
omw to Midsumma Carnival to meet some queers and tell everyone about Long Drive Together at The Butterfly Club 5-10 Feb babey 🎭
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
The Killers: 🎵and sometimes you close your eyes and see the place where you used to live, when you were young🎵 Me: *bawls my eyes out on the bus* ...yeah
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
18-year-old me might have been confused about their gender, but at least they knew how to SERVE 💅🏽
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
You know the vibe
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Me, at the medical centre, getting my Moderna:
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Having so much fun on Grindr. They'll be like "wow ur upfront" babey this is the fagguétté hookup app 😭
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Hot one today, huh?
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
How I love this app 🥰
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
I LOVE when boys moan on the track... Like okayyy whore 👀
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
I showed pictures of him to one of my Grindr hook-ups, and they agreed that he is bisexual, he just doesn't know it yet 😔
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
"how could you find that man hot?" My brain's broken. Hope that helps 😘
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Don't text, I'm jerking it to the guitar solo in '27' by American rock band Fall Out Boy
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micheleLM 👻 @michelegoo.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Do I know anyone in Adelaide? Do I know anyone who knows anyone in Adelaide? I’ve never been and I’m going for the first time with a brand new show. Help me share it please? It has all the good stuff: autism, pop culture, cats, double divorce and more. 🎟: adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/li...
Promo image for my show LIFE ALONE 
Text: From Michele da Costa
LIFE 💔ALONE
Directed by Neptune Henriksen
Adelaide Fringe logo
Image: me, red short hair with bangs, wearing a red top with white polka dots, doing the Home Alone pose - hands on cheeks and a surprised expression on my face
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
That's right - first time at Adelaide Fringe since 2016 babey! I'm bringing Long Drive Together AND Being A Woman For Money to Adelaide Fringe in 2024! One week only, back-to-back for 7 days. Catch the Neptune Henriksen Double Feature. Tix on sale now! adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/pr...
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Spotify Wrapped images to show my therapist 💅🏽
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
His weirdo personality and feminine hand gestures have captivated me
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Three guesses for what film I just saw at the cinema
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
New Artist Pass ID Pic 👁👄👁
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Grindr is an incredible app. I just had a man respond "yes please 🥺" to the question of if I can sit on his face. Ok Google, play "What A Time To Be Alive" by Fall Out Boy!
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Heartwarming: I just found out the person who was pissing me off for months, was also pissed off by me
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
me, complimenting a man: he's giving faggot here
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
music videos are SO GOOD!! they combine a song AND a little movie!! TWO ARTS in one!! I could never want for more!!
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
omw to be the hottest, queerest, cigarette at the Bunnings 💅🏽
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
My first thought waking up today was: I can't believe I'm almost 30, and I'm still in high school. Reader, neither of those things are true.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Happy Halloween from our family to yours 🎃
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Queer Question: ever wonder "where is my gay husband?" Watching queer stories growing up, they were mostly men/men, and I would identify with the wife who didn't know the husband was gay (despite not being a woman). So other queers (that aren't cis gay men) ever wonder "where is my gay husband"?
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Quick hem job 🪡 before, after, and bonus: wearing the excess fabric as a scarf 💅🏽
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Pronouns??? Nah baby I'm anti-nouns. Adjectives only. Talented, brilliant, iconic, incredible, life-changing. Those are my besties. Chair, wall, table. Nuh uh. Not for me.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! Absurd comedy about gender, desire, and capitalism. 10:30pm. at Medusa Bar. Part of Geelong Comedy Festival. One show only. geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/being-a-woma...
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
TOMORROW is the day! My comedy comeback Being A Woman For Money barrels into Geelong Comedy Festival for one show only! Dive headfirst into desire and capitalism with my signature absrudism. 10:30PM. at Medusa Bar Tix and info: geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/being-a-woma...
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Costume reveal! This is the get-up for Being A Woman For Money. This Friday. 10:30pm. At Medusa. Part of Geelong Comedy Festival.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Me, with the visual aids for Being A Woman For Money! Make sure to sit up front so you get the best view (no audience participation, I'm the star)! One show only. 10:30pm. 27th Oct. at Medusa Bar. Part of Geelong Comedy Festival.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Meme Drop No.1 Being A Woman For Money. 10:30PM. 27th Oct. Medusa Bar part of Geelong Comedy Festival Geelong tix and info: geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/being-a-woma...
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Retired from Serious, new career in Goofing AKA first stand up gig since 2018 At The Brewery Geelong
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Seven days... Until we see just how naked (emotionally and physically) I'm gonna get in my comeback Being A Woman For Money!! Premiering for one night only at Geelong Comedy Festival!! GCF tix: geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/being-a-woma... Other updates: neptunehenriksen.com/being-a-woman-for-money
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
"i hope my ship gets married and has kids" love that for you. I hope my ship murder people together and fuck nasty style
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
A little light reading before bed. I hear this is a good one. Come see for yourself: geelongcomedyfestival.com.au/being-a-woma...
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Repost this if trans people are sluts
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Due to absolutely no demand, allow me to present: Red, White & Royal Blue x CupcakKe (part 1/2) Discounts / Deepthroat / CPR
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Gretchen Green vs the Machine @gretchengreen.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Excited to see this show. Neptune is funny and insightful.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I can't fix him. And I don't want to. I like him the way he is.
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Time is flying by! Only 2 weeks until my comedy comeback Being A Woman For Money at Geelong Comedy Festival Delving into gender, desire, and capitalism. One show only!
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Happy 10th Birthday to her!!!!
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 14/10/2023
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman meme with white captions that read “god knew I’d be too powerful if I had parents that could meet my emotional needs as a child”
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
"that character didn't deserve to die!!" okay well I enjoyed watching them die, it was fun and sexy
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
I'm queer. I'm so queer. I have never been more queer 🥵
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Yes ✅ Don't forget to vote today!
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Neptune Henriksen🍉 @neptunehenriksen.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Are you seeing this??? (taken with my second-hand canon eos)
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