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Nephrite Heart

@nephriteheart.bsky.social
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kiki software on bouba hardware + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + punished miniature painter + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course

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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 1h
farewell pixel 6, "you lasted four years and then I dropped you and now you don't work"
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 1h
remember when you could go to youtube for cooking recipes before it all turned into mukbang slop for clicks
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3h
blind box of kicked to death dog acrylic charms! each one a different breed, PLUS a mystery kicked to death dog! can YOU collect them all?
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3h
I'm smart enough to separate character from creator, I'm not one of the ppl who got mad at Stephen King for writing a character who kicks a dog to death, but he also didn't do 6 merch drops a year of PVC collectibles of Dog Death Kick Man, you feel me
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3h
PROTAG IN CARTOON WHERE EVERYONE HAS BIG ROUND CANDY COLORED EYES: y-you get used to Abuse Man... he means well! he-he's like a father to me... ABUSE MAN: heh heh I'm probably gonna try to rape one of yez by episode 5! but shooah, keep makin' excuses for me, toots (EVERYONE LOVES THIS, SOMEHOW)
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 4h
my neighborhood is having a porch fest which is lovely in theory. in practice a bunch of gen x dad rockers are out with their drums and guitars wailing like they've been shot in the gut
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5h
I could buy into the shitty father figure if the vocal performance wasn't the hey-howya-doin wise guy voice that sounds like no human ever
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5h
maybe tadc was my last trauma blorbo show, I dunno
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5h
finally the story I wanted to tell, unfettered by the mouse (4 solid hours of barfing and guts and teeth being ripped out and abusive father figure guffawing in a bad anime villain voice before maybe he gets merked in the last episode) I don't think this is a show I'm in a good spot to watch rn
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Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
A fateful encounter with a cat lover?
An illustration of Felicia and Morrigan from the Darkstalker series. Morrigan has her arm wrapped around Felicia's shoulder and flashing a devilish smile. There's hearts flowing around her head. Felicia looks caught off guard and jumpy, but still blushing.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 7h
I will not be watching the new avatar cartoon. burger shonen is not for me.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9h
I know about the ikea sannahed shadow box display hack, but I strongly doubt it can handle anything that isn't a 32mm scale infantry model. we'll see
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9h
a wall display is very compelling to me as an apartment dweller, but near as I can tell artis opus is a marketing triumph in that they can make you think a sheet of MDF is a luxury item
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9h
artis opus is bonkers in yonkers for selling $200 wall displays that will generously hold one squad of space marines
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 11h
I feel like I'm the one being difficult but in reality I'm surrounded by trickster spirits from cautionary tales and I'm just a bit unable to put up with it this weekend.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 11h
when the friend group is defending the pete buttigieg living room map of afghanistan's resource and mineral deposits it's time to step back and make some choices about where I spend my time
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 12h
sorry I woke up bitchy.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 12h
goonhammer review of tone pro paints: so these paints are great for go-wide goodstuff go turns when you trade into the current tallwin bigstuff meta. here's an article about uma musume for some fucking reason
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 20h
prob never finishing castlevania nocturne season 2 so I'm just looking at the hype moments and aura clips of the fights
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
marking myself safe from Simmon (he's coming after you)
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
more castlevaney thoughts: not to pit queens against one another but Bloody Tears gets so much attention while Heart of Fire is standing by itself, absolutely shocking dicks from day one. hearing it during the Julius Belmont fight in Aria seared it into my brain for all time
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
things we know to be true about Simon Belmont: -It's been 100 years since Dracula made his move -he's back, he's ready, coming soon -Dracula you'd better beware, your time is through -cause Simmon is coming after you
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
weird era of Castlevania now where Trevor and Richter and a handful of other Belmonts get to be fully fleshed out characters while Simon is still a half naked He-Man guy
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the least charitable and helpful version of me manifests between the hours of noon and 5 p.m. on a Friday. if you ask me a question at 4:55 p.m. you're getting the psycho crusher
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
all I know is talking about the game side of the game summons 3,000 Toxic Positivity Gamers clapping for tinkerbell or tourney freaks who traded their higher souls for math Cursed City was the closest it got to grabbing my interest, and, welp
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the only time I can talk about age of sigmar with kindness in my heart is when I am actively painting setpiece AoS models, which are the best fantasy minis in the industry hands down. I strongly doubt I'll ever play the game but Lauka Vai was an absolute pleasure to paint
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm very curious how it will be. it's being marketed for campiness, it wants to be the 90s movie so damn bad
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
really feels like the honeymoon phase is over for main studio games. I cannot see fyreslayers players, all six of them, reacting kindly to consolidation into a bigger dwarf product line along with a range cull, even if it makes great business sense
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh damn I guess I'm gonna miss a weekend of low kick slime rush interspersed with Justin Wong and Yipes doing ad reads for Qiddiya
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my ancient bright spirit summons an Apple IIGS from pure quintessence
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what it feels like to have zero compulsion to watch EVO France
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
five hour evening nap sent me to the backrooms
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
traditional new york greeting: "so... what are you doing after The Ritual"
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so many videos now decrying the death of fun in main studio warhammer products. this is the world you wanted! you said you want metas and balance updates and every variable squished into flat values so your math is more predictable! it's a little late to be ungrateful, don't you think?
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know if you shit talk a creative project or tabletop game that doesn't come from a multinational corporation, the creators can see your ass, right? like, right?
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in the 2XKO player's brain the developers are both wholesome chunguses who poured all their love into one last surprise character, or they are feckless wastrels who squandered a generational opportunity and caused the death of all hope
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
someone explain to me (don't actually do this) how age of sigmar's rules support the story of the game. what happens in-universe that causes people to get double turns sometimes. why is this the fantasy world where sometimes you get to fight twice
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think "good social media website" and "journalists feel comfortable here" are compatible ideas
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the energy you put on my timeline is both "it is good to have standards" and "why shouldn't Jucika eat a big yummy peach?" and these parts of you exist in perfect harmony imo
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the Ernie heart tattoo is genuinely sweet, your run is so fun and identifiable as something that comes from YOU but also in admiration of the artists who preceded you!
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh poggers my decks of many colors are finally shipping
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I broke model buying abstinence in 2026 for this guy. couldn't resist a spooky opossum but I am heartbroken that you all didn't go with the happy smile in the concept art 😔
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the people who stayed on x are just kinda dead to me now idk.
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish the reaper minis opossum wizard kept the sweetie pie smile from the concept art. but fuck it I'll break miniature buying abstinence for an opossum wizard
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tier List Of My Wretched Uncles (Perturabo is at the bottom in a tier that just says Perturabo)
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
be sure to smashtorr that likeifane button
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gnarly bout of major depression, work burnout, years of isolation, vs. "the concept of castlevania soundtracks"
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah I'm bracing for the shitfolk who brought us "shut up about genocide and hold your nose" in 2024 to be on some truly rancid scolding in two years
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really don't blame every FGC streamer for pivoting to variety streams, because the environmental factors sure do exist, but we are extremely pivoting to variety streams aren't we
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Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
internet shaquille namedropped him as a friend in a recent video and my fucking head spun off my neck
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