Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 1hfarewell pixel 6, "you lasted four years and then I dropped you and now you don't work" 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 1hremember when you could go to youtube for cooking recipes before it all turned into mukbang slop for clicks 040
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3hblind box of kicked to death dog acrylic charms! each one a different breed, PLUS a mystery kicked to death dog! can YOU collect them all? 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3hI'm smart enough to separate character from creator, I'm not one of the ppl who got mad at Stephen King for writing a character who kicks a dog to death, but he also didn't do 6 merch drops a year of PVC collectibles of Dog Death Kick Man, you feel me 100
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 3hPROTAG IN CARTOON WHERE EVERYONE HAS BIG ROUND CANDY COLORED EYES: y-you get used to Abuse Man... he means well! he-he's like a father to me... ABUSE MAN: heh heh I'm probably gonna try to rape one of yez by episode 5! but shooah, keep makin' excuses for me, toots (EVERYONE LOVES THIS, SOMEHOW) 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 4hmy neighborhood is having a porch fest which is lovely in theory. in practice a bunch of gen x dad rockers are out with their drums and guitars wailing like they've been shot in the gut 020
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5hI could buy into the shitty father figure if the vocal performance wasn't the hey-howya-doin wise guy voice that sounds like no human ever 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 5hfinally the story I wanted to tell, unfettered by the mouse (4 solid hours of barfing and guts and teeth being ripped out and abusive father figure guffawing in a bad anime villain voice before maybe he gets merked in the last episode) I don't think this is a show I'm in a good spot to watch rn 110
Reposted by Nephrite HeartDemidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026A fateful encounter with a cat lover? 102075620
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 7hI will not be watching the new avatar cartoon. burger shonen is not for me. 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9hI know about the ikea sannahed shadow box display hack, but I strongly doubt it can handle anything that isn't a 32mm scale infantry model. we'll see 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9ha wall display is very compelling to me as an apartment dweller, but near as I can tell artis opus is a marketing triumph in that they can make you think a sheet of MDF is a luxury item 120
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 9hartis opus is bonkers in yonkers for selling $200 wall displays that will generously hold one squad of space marines 120
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 11hI feel like I'm the one being difficult but in reality I'm surrounded by trickster spirits from cautionary tales and I'm just a bit unable to put up with it this weekend. 030
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 11hwhen the friend group is defending the pete buttigieg living room map of afghanistan's resource and mineral deposits it's time to step back and make some choices about where I spend my time 151
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 12hgoonhammer review of tone pro paints: so these paints are great for go-wide goodstuff go turns when you trade into the current tallwin bigstuff meta. here's an article about uma musume for some fucking reason 030
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 20hprob never finishing castlevania nocturne season 2 so I'm just looking at the hype moments and aura clips of the fights 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026marking myself safe from Simmon (he's coming after you) 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026more castlevaney thoughts: not to pit queens against one another but Bloody Tears gets so much attention while Heart of Fire is standing by itself, absolutely shocking dicks from day one. hearing it during the Julius Belmont fight in Aria seared it into my brain for all time 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026things we know to be true about Simon Belmont: -It's been 100 years since Dracula made his move -he's back, he's ready, coming soon -Dracula you'd better beware, your time is through -cause Simmon is coming after you 011
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026weird era of Castlevania now where Trevor and Richter and a handful of other Belmonts get to be fully fleshed out characters while Simon is still a half naked He-Man guy 120
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the least charitable and helpful version of me manifests between the hours of noon and 5 p.m. on a Friday. if you ask me a question at 4:55 p.m. you're getting the psycho crusher 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026all I know is talking about the game side of the game summons 3,000 Toxic Positivity Gamers clapping for tinkerbell or tourney freaks who traded their higher souls for math Cursed City was the closest it got to grabbing my interest, and, welp 110
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the only time I can talk about age of sigmar with kindness in my heart is when I am actively painting setpiece AoS models, which are the best fantasy minis in the industry hands down. I strongly doubt I'll ever play the game but Lauka Vai was an absolute pleasure to paint 130
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm very curious how it will be. it's being marketed for campiness, it wants to be the 90s movie so damn bad 110
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026really feels like the honeymoon phase is over for main studio games. I cannot see fyreslayers players, all six of them, reacting kindly to consolidation into a bigger dwarf product line along with a range cull, even if it makes great business sense 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026oh damn I guess I'm gonna miss a weekend of low kick slime rush interspersed with Justin Wong and Yipes doing ad reads for Qiddiya 110
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my ancient bright spirit summons an Apple IIGS from pure quintessence 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026what it feels like to have zero compulsion to watch EVO France 030
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026five hour evening nap sent me to the backrooms 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026traditional new york greeting: "so... what are you doing after The Ritual" 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026so many videos now decrying the death of fun in main studio warhammer products. this is the world you wanted! you said you want metas and balance updates and every variable squished into flat values so your math is more predictable! it's a little late to be ungrateful, don't you think? 060
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you know if you shit talk a creative project or tabletop game that doesn't come from a multinational corporation, the creators can see your ass, right? like, right? 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026in the 2XKO player's brain the developers are both wholesome chunguses who poured all their love into one last surprise character, or they are feckless wastrels who squandered a generational opportunity and caused the death of all hope 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026someone explain to me (don't actually do this) how age of sigmar's rules support the story of the game. what happens in-universe that causes people to get double turns sometimes. why is this the fantasy world where sometimes you get to fight twice 030
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think "good social media website" and "journalists feel comfortable here" are compatible ideas 052
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the energy you put on my timeline is both "it is good to have standards" and "why shouldn't Jucika eat a big yummy peach?" and these parts of you exist in perfect harmony imo 1150
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the Ernie heart tattoo is genuinely sweet, your run is so fun and identifiable as something that comes from YOU but also in admiration of the artists who preceded you! 0100
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh poggers my decks of many colors are finally shipping 020
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I broke model buying abstinence in 2026 for this guy. couldn't resist a spooky opossum but I am heartbroken that you all didn't go with the happy smile in the concept art 😔 020
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the people who stayed on x are just kinda dead to me now idk. 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wish the reaper minis opossum wizard kept the sweetie pie smile from the concept art. but fuck it I'll break miniature buying abstinence for an opossum wizard 030
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tier List Of My Wretched Uncles (Perturabo is at the bottom in a tier that just says Perturabo) 010
Reposted by Nephrite HeartNephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026gnarly bout of major depression, work burnout, years of isolation, vs. "the concept of castlevania soundtracks" 131
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yeah I'm bracing for the shitfolk who brought us "shut up about genocide and hold your nose" in 2024 to be on some truly rancid scolding in two years 010
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really don't blame every FGC streamer for pivoting to variety streams, because the environmental factors sure do exist, but we are extremely pivoting to variety streams aren't we 000
Nephrite Heart @nephriteheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026internet shaquille namedropped him as a friend in a recent video and my fucking head spun off my neck 010