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Christopher Laird Simmons

@neotrope.bsky.social
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Creative guru - musician, author, digital artist, photogapher, designer. Member ASCAP. CEO of Neotrope, California, USA.

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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 3h
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 2h
Trump feels badly for rapists, not the victims. Typical p.o.s. #IMPEACHTRUMP #DEPORTTRUMP #PEDOPOTUS
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 4h
Trump's $90 bribe check really going to help with 20% increase in food, gas, and 30% increase in monthly healrh care premiums. What a brilliant economic super genius. #TrumpBribes
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 22h
Unpopular opinion: rewatching IRON FIST and almost decade of making fun of it, you know, it totally freakin' rocks. Great cast, music, production values, etc. #IRONFIST
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#BOO #CATURDAY
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Few things annoy me more than music ripping software that makes me end up with two folders from CDS: "Cult, The" and "The Cult" ... sigh.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SO, as of Oct 1 'GEMINI' is now having trouble reading articles online from URL links and directive to provide a summary. AI ... we work when WE want to, Mr. Human. Oh yeah, and we steal your info, and don't pay you. Enjoy!
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Bandcamp @bandcamp.com · 02/10/2026
Today is Bandcamp Friday! For 24 hours, we waive our revenue share, so even more of every purchase goes to the artists and labels behind the music. Go forth. The music is waiting: bit.ly/4hW8Snx
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Charlotte “Pure True Love” @charluv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some good news for a change 😊
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I Love Animals @animals.pics · 01/10/2026
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to explain to 'non film buffs' that the letterbox format has nothing to do with where cats poop #letterbox #litterbox
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should make a giant Trump animatronic statue for hallloween -- super scary!!!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where can I get a wig like the one Nicolas Cage now has?
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the OnlyFerns website and totally not what I thought.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Albert Brooks' "Defending Your Life" holds up so well; such a fun quirky movie.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All you need to know about how f*cked up GOOGLE search has become, do a search like USPTO TESS, and the first number of results are paid or scammy sites, and not the actual USPTO website anymore. Really pitiful. #RIPGOOGLE
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe if Hegseth spent more time on security and infrastructure in place of worrying about other men's balls, the Pentagon would not have been hacked #ImpeachHEGSETH
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sad we have a president who can't spell ... oh the humanity: 'Unites States' -- too bad the UG gov's 'super intelligence' can't tell the diff between 's' and 'd' .... so sad.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that my blood sugar is high in the morning, and normal in the afternoon. Makes blood tests a p.i.t.a. --- mmmm, now I want pita bread #bloodsugar #bloodtests #pitabread
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For me, the best matchup in next preslection would be Newsom for POTUS and Harris again as VP in 2028 ... biased Americans are still going to opt-out of black woman running the country, when they could not get behind a white one either. (sigh)
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The irony of a moron requiring US govt. agencies to call AI 'super intelligence'
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fun fact, there is no ether in ethernet, nor aether #ethernet
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come Over October 2026 Celebrates Third Iteration, Goes Global, Expanding from California to Canada and New Zealand #wine #napawine #comeoveroctober #winelovers californianewswire.com/come-over-oc...
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Come Over October 2026 Celebrates Third Iteration, Goes Global, Expanding from California to Canada and New Zealand
Come Over October 2026 Celebrates Third Iteration, Goes Global, Expanding from California to Canada and New Zealand - CA Food and Dining
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This playful cat completely made the window cleaner’s day. Original post
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every parent shoud read their kids "Where the Wild Things Are" to give them nightmares... I mean, pleasant dreams. Worked for me. I keep a bat under the bed, not a flying one, you know aluminum.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I'd listened to the advice my mother gave me when I was young... Why? What did she say? I don't know, I didn't listen.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes life doesn't send you answers. It sends you a cat that lies down next to you and makes everything a little easier.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat with her two front paws curled under her belly.  She’s sound asleep.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The PR Guru Dispels Myths on the Best Day and Time to Send a Press Release in 2026 --- TLDR: What is the best day? The fact is there is no perfect day anymore, says Christopher Simmons #pressreleaseservice #neewswireservice #ChristopherSimimons #marketing #PRguru www.send2press.com/wire/the-pr-...
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The PR Guru Dispels Myths on the Best Day and Time to Send a Press Release in 2026
TEMECULA, Calif., Sept. 28, 2026 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- Today, Christopher Simmons (aka "the PR guru") updated his long-standing guidance on the best day and time for sending out press releases, dis...
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ten New and Exceptional Good Reads make the 2026 Q3 BOOKS TO BOOKMARK List: What to Read This Fall #newbooks #Publishing #bookstobookmark #goodreads #PublishersNewswire Shortcode: i.send2press.com/Ff1vm
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Ten New and Exceptional Good Reads make the 2026 Q3 BOOKS TO BOOKMARK List: What to Read This Fall
TEMECULA, Calif., Sept. 25, 2026 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- Publishers Newswire (PNW), an online news publisher covering books, music, indie film, and software launched in 2004, announced today its late...
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My kitty is limping badly again today, near his 17th birthday. I am so sad he's winding down and may not make it to the new year. Why can't cats live forever? Why?!?!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when rewatching old TV shows, I cannot stomach the contrived main character talking to dead person converstaionally throughout series. DEXTER was a psychopath. But SIX FEET UNDER, and some other shows, I can't help thinking "dude, you have brain damage and maybe time to get a catscan?"
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
baby aliens are so cute! #ALIENS
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pet peeve of the day -- monitor power button bottom right of the frame; at same place you grab the monitor to adjust tilt.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You had me at . . . #Kubrick
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always hate paying end of month bills and watching $8K drop from my back account. But as my dad used to say, better to be making money to have to pay the bills to make the money to pay the bills. (I always went, huh?)
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CalRecycle Celebrates California Beverage Container Recycling Program Reaching 40 Years, Handling Half a Trillion Containers #recycling #CalRecycle @calrecycle.bsky.social californianewswire.com/calrecycle-c...
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CalRecycle Celebrates California Beverage Container Recycling Program Reaching 40 Years, Handling Half a Trillion Containers
CalRecycle Celebrates California Beverage Container Recycling Program Reaching 40 Years, Handling Half a Trillion Containers - CA Environment
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If AI is going to replace my jobs, hey, let's get that litterbox cleaning app going!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you are trying to 'connect' with me on LinkedIn to spam me with "funding" offers, please go pound sand; sand needs money too. Tastes great with milk, try it!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm old enough that when all I could build with LEGOS was what I could imagine on my own.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cybertruck owner backs over and kills his 6 year old kid, then setups a gofundme page to pay for funeral services? Why not sell the pos nazibox car and pay for it yourself, super douche. (RIP poor kid with idiot dad.)
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Canot believe how many spam companies are pushing making a REDDIT account to dump junk content in droves to spam the web about a brand/company. Sad. And, um, no.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
World we live in ... saw ad for "three new books from Clive Barker" and my first thought was "AI generated scam books?" Sad. Apparently they really are three new books, funded by a Kickstarter campaign. #CliveBarker
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, where exactly is the 'cheating side of town' ? Asking for a friend.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do 'fitted sheets' not fit too well anymore?
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is true, that's what makes it both funny and sad.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet it's fun to caterwaul while doing shenanigans in Saskatchewan (*say that 10 times fast...) #Saskatchewan
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And now a timeline cleanse ... cats and pumpkins! #PUMPKINCATS www.dailypaws.com/cats-kittens...
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14 Kittens In Pumpkins That Are So Cute You'll Scream
There's just something in cat DNA that makes them want to stuff themselves into strange spaces—empty Amazon boxes, laundry baskets, and yes, even pumpkins.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TRUMP AT UN: I am the king! UN: "off with his head"
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm happy my almost 17 year old cat still hops into bed at 6:30am to wake me up for morning "wet food time." I will be sad when he isn't around to do that anymore.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This kind-hearted rescuer visits the dog he saved in its forever home every year, and their bond couldn’t be more pure.. ❤️
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