Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 2hClock blockers! Well, I guess we are still turning the clocks back an hour on Nov. 1. *sigh* #FALLBACK 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 3hBREAKING: early photo of Dr. OZ found in the national archive! 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 4hA lament for when Cadbury still made good chocolate. Sigh. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5hI feel sick. Just signed up for Medicare. And, just got email from medicare-gov: "time for a gut check" from Dr. Oz. OMFG. The idiocracy is here, folks. Stock up on electrolytes. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5hSad fact is, some nice people own Teslas. Not anybody I would let near my kids, but not all bad. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5hOne week ago put my beloved 17 year old tabby cat to sleep. Still gutted. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5hYou go to the white house, and you come back with a crow glued to your head telling you what to do - and nobody asked you!! 000
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Reposted by Christopher Laird Simmonsdom @catspace.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026Sleeping the sleep of the innocent… 🖤 570825
Reposted by Christopher Laird SimmonsDave May 🏳️🌈 @davemay1.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comSentenced Judge Says ApprovedALT: Sentenced Judge Says Approved 891981110
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 22hLOL.... OMFG -- the idiocy of Trump faithful is just insane -- another idiocracy poster child, who needs way more electrolytes "I identify as competent" 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wow, pretty impressed with the 5.1 surround mix of Genesis remixed and expanded 2026 edition 1969 debut album, "From Genesis to Revelation" 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/202628 DAYS LATER might be an argument for *not* upgrading to a 4K bluray vs the orignal bluray. Since it was shot on a low res camera, when upscaled, it has a bit of the same issue I have upscaling stuff in Photoshop. The 4K edition looks great in some ways, and then some things look weird to me, 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I must be getting jaded in my middle age, but I actually physically cringed watching the trailer for GUARDING STARS on Netflix. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026and the wind cried 'Zacharia ... is a dolt' 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Putting up three giant fuzzy spiders out front on my home. Because all school kids walking by should be very very afraid of giant spiders. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I hate to insult women, but how do the Press Secretaries keep getting dumber and dumber under the Orange Toad? 010
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Fun decorating fact: halloween pumpkins can be used for October and November, since Fall season. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Crokkery runs in the family, is what you're saying? 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026how did the Eagles song go, "bubbleheaded blonde...." -- another Trump [censored] 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So I got the giant inflatble scary black cat and some pumpkin solar lights for walkway --- and 4lbs of halloween candy I am locking in my closet. So, doing the halloween thing this year 🙂 020
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Blood test today. Can finally have an english muffin egg sandwich for dinner. Yay carbs! :) 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So glad I stopped watching SNL long ago. Shitty guests and flat scripts, and random good musical guests is not enough. RIP SNL. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026twats for Trump just can't get lies (ahem) out of their mouths 000
Reposted by Christopher Laird SimmonsStephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sucker 25569551900
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Proof of dementia? Speaking at a rally in Clarksville, Tennessee, on Oct. 10, Trump suggested renaming either the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, floating names such as "Trump Ocean" and "Ocean of the Americas." #PEDOPOTUS 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026BELOW on Netflix was solid 7/10; not great, not crap, which is about all one can expect anymore. #SAVETHESQUID 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Wait, Trump discovered America? I thought it was Leif Erikson? *The Americas were first discovered by Indigenous peoples who migrated from Asia at least 15,000 to 30,000 years ago. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Had to put my 17 year old cat to sleep today. Worst #caturday ever. RIP Fuzzy - 2009-2026 [17] 030
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026that is the freakiest thing I've seen all month! 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026'Zodiac' has to be one of the most over-used and unwatned titles for a movie, series or novel. Please, just stop. 010
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Can we choose who gets executed? Asking for a friend. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Coming soon: HUNGER GAMES TRUMP EDITION 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026COMMUNITY NOTE: you gave him too much hair 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dear Gen Z: sandboxing does not involve actual sand. 010
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dear Mr. Pedo Potus: I am calling it "artificial intelligence" no matter what your poo pockets brain wants to call it. 010
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know, I've hit peak don't give a F>F about new "rumors" about Apple products that may, or may not, ever see the light of day. Live in the NOW, people, not imagination land. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That moment when you get welcome letter from your new insurance company, and when you go to log-in they say no such customer exists. 000
Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today's music "rediscovery" from my CD collection jukebox random deep-dive: "Yoko Kanno" -- what a great talent :) Check her out. (Some may know her for work on original Cowboy Bebop anime soundtracks.) #YOKOKANNO #COWBOYBEBOP 010