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Christopher Laird Simmons

@neotrope.bsky.social
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Creative guru - musician, author, digital artist, photogapher, designer. Member ASCAP. CEO of Neotrope, California, USA.

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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 2h
Clock blockers! Well, I guess we are still turning the clocks back an hour on Nov. 1. *sigh* #FALLBACK
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 3h
I identify as a cat person.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 3h
BREAKING: early photo of Dr. OZ found in the national archive!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 4h
A lament for when Cadbury still made good chocolate. Sigh.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5h
I feel sick. Just signed up for Medicare. And, just got email from medicare-gov: "time for a gut check" from Dr. Oz. OMFG. The idiocracy is here, folks. Stock up on electrolytes.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5h
Sad fact is, some nice people own Teslas. Not anybody I would let near my kids, but not all bad.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5h
One week ago put my beloved 17 year old tabby cat to sleep. Still gutted.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 5h
You go to the white house, and you come back with a crow glued to your head telling you what to do - and nobody asked you!!
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 6h
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dom @catspace.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Sleeping the sleep of the innocent… 🖤
Black cat Pootle’s innocent sleeping face, featuring her little paws
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23h
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 22h
Pivot ... PIVOT!!!!!
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Dave May 🏳️‍🌈 @davemay1.bsky.social · 23h
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Sentenced Judge Says Approved
ALT: Sentenced Judge Says Approved
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 22h
LOL.... OMFG -- the idiocy of Trump faithful is just insane -- another idiocracy poster child, who needs way more electrolytes "I identify as competent"
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wow, pretty impressed with the 5.1 surround mix of Genesis remixed and expanded 2026 edition 1969 debut album, "From Genesis to Revelation"
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
28 DAYS LATER might be an argument for *not* upgrading to a 4K bluray vs the orignal bluray. Since it was shot on a low res camera, when upscaled, it has a bit of the same issue I have upscaling stuff in Photoshop. The 4K edition looks great in some ways, and then some things look weird to me,
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I must be getting jaded in my middle age, but I actually physically cringed watching the trailer for GUARDING STARS on Netflix.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and the wind cried 'Zacharia ... is a dolt'
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Putting up three giant fuzzy spiders out front on my home. Because all school kids walking by should be very very afraid of giant spiders.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hate to insult women, but how do the Press Secretaries keep getting dumber and dumber under the Orange Toad?
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fun decorating fact: halloween pumpkins can be used for October and November, since Fall season.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lol... yeah, right?
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
L O L O L
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Crokkery runs in the family, is what you're saying?
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
how did the Eagles song go, "bubbleheaded blonde...." -- another Trump [censored]
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So I got the giant inflatble scary black cat and some pumpkin solar lights for walkway --- and 4lbs of halloween candy I am locking in my closet. So, doing the halloween thing this year 🙂
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Blood test today. Can finally have an english muffin egg sandwich for dinner. Yay carbs! :)
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So glad I stopped watching SNL long ago. Shitty guests and flat scripts, and random good musical guests is not enough. RIP SNL.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The biggest numbers ever!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
twats for Trump just can't get lies (ahem) out of their mouths
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sucker
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Proof of dementia? Speaking at a rally in Clarksville, Tennessee, on Oct. 10, Trump suggested renaming either the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, floating names such as "Trump Ocean" and "Ocean of the Americas." #PEDOPOTUS
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
BELOW on Netflix was solid 7/10; not great, not crap, which is about all one can expect anymore. #SAVETHESQUID
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#AmIsraelChai🇮🇱 @oreo59.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LOL... even if it's fake, I love it!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
luckily I don't watch SNL anymore.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait, Trump discovered America? I thought it was Leif Erikson? *The Americas were first discovered by Indigenous peoples who migrated from Asia at least 15,000 to 30,000 years ago.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had to put my 17 year old cat to sleep today. Worst #caturday ever. RIP Fuzzy - 2009-2026 [17]
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ah to be a kid again!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that is the freakiest thing I've seen all month!
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Zodiac' has to be one of the most over-used and unwatned titles for a movie, series or novel. Please, just stop.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we choose who gets executed? Asking for a friend.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coming soon: HUNGER GAMES TRUMP EDITION
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
COMMUNITY NOTE: you gave him too much hair
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear Gen Z: sandboxing does not involve actual sand.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dear Mr. Pedo Potus: I am calling it "artificial intelligence" no matter what your poo pockets brain wants to call it.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know, I've hit peak don't give a F>F about new "rumors" about Apple products that may, or may not, ever see the light of day. Live in the NOW, people, not imagination land.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That moment when you get welcome letter from your new insurance company, and when you go to log-in they say no such customer exists.
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Christopher Laird Simmons @neotrope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today's music "rediscovery" from my CD collection jukebox random deep-dive: "Yoko Kanno" -- what a great talent :) Check her out. (Some may know her for work on original Cowboy Bebop anime soundtracks.) #YOKOKANNO #COWBOYBEBOP
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